Just got a moped taxi. Now that's a wild ride . Might pay the extra for a car back. Not really the moped, fucking hurt my back. I'm shit pillion

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2026, 14:03, archived)

What you up to today?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 May 2026, 14:31, archived)

In some Irish bar. I'll be honest I prefer where I am in Hanoi with the locals. Also 4x the price plus from the bar 5 mins from mine. Had to have a look at the posh bit. Don't like it

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2026, 14:46, archived)

It's also 9pm mofs, days done here

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2026, 15:02, archived)

Fuck that, not a chance

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 May 2026, 14:42, archived)

I video it. Sent it to mates. They were all fuck that. 41000 dong tho

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2026, 14:47, archived)

big dong

(piss and shit, Sat 9 May 2026, 15:04, archived)

Strong recommend this joint
guide.michelin.com/en/ha-noi/ha-noi_2974158/restaurant/pho-10-ly-quoc-su

Don't be put off by the Michelin endorsement, it's proper
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 May 2026, 15:19, archived)

The bar I'm in is only up the road. I've just been eating on the streets really. Love the old birds cooking in little stalls

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2026, 15:23, archived)

Love those little chairs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 May 2026, 16:03, archived)

The plastic ones?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 9 May 2026, 17:52, archived)

Yeah, plastic chairs, which you can only get in this one very obscure but cool and awesome small town in Vietnam that only mongy and Queef know about.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 May 2026, 19:23, archived)

I was sitting on them 20 years ago #CoolerThanThem
It was like sitting on a kerb, I'm nearly 6'4 and my height is all in my legs, thank fuck it was before smartphones or I'd be all over Vietnamese TikTok for lols
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 9 May 2026, 19:55, archived)

Knees keeping your ears warm

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 9 May 2026, 21:48, archived)

Times have moved on. Full leather lazy boy chairs now.

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2026, 5:32, archived)

Not sure I'd want to sit on anything leather in the tropics.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 May 2026, 10:24, archived)

I'm eating round here. Only a 4 minute walk
ibb.co/wNnrLZJG
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2026, 15:28, archived)

That's just up the road from Stratford tube, surely?

(piss and shit, Sat 9 May 2026, 19:09, archived)

Asked a few locals, they said it's good. But for 3x the price I should eat elsewhere.

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2026, 18:24, archived)