Wha'gwan, fellow afro-caribbean's?
I've made a fuck-off vat of chilli for t'freezer and am now prepping for a garlicky, herby, lemony roast chicken.

Started watching Legends yesterday, seems ok, initially at least.

Zzzzzzzzz
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:17, archived)

tc h
Ledg bell

Spared you the bother. YOUR WELCOME
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:20, archived)

"wahhing"?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 15:37, archived)

Correct

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:46, archived)

I don't know how to pronounce the minus-d in bellends

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 17 May 2026, 17:21, archived)

It’s pronounced “ “

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 17 May 2026, 18:04, archived)

I'm just chilling. 2030 here. Had some pho. Probably call it a night around 10.

( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:30, archived)

Have you found some weed?
I smelled it in Da Nang but mrs doesn't smoke so didn't bother to try to locate the source
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:32, archived)

Nah. I would love some but I'll see . Been 2 weeks now since my last. I'm alright. Off Chaing Mai in a couple of weeks, loads there.

( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:38, archived)

You can do Bangkok to Chiang Mai on the Eastern Orient Express

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:48, archived)

I don't like Bangkok. Been before

( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:51, archived)

Travel anecdote, watched the 2006 World Cup final at around 3am local time in a bar in Vietnam
drinking tequila and red bull with Canadian and Dutch girls, then + b3ta.com/talk/8457840
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 17 May 2026, 17:27, archived)

Just finished lunch
Might have a nap, might have a poo, hopefully not at the same time.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:47, archived)

Have a poo, then go to bed, then have another poo.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 16:01, archived)

I'm currently listening to Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain
It's my go-to thunderstorm music, but I just needed to listen to it right now.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 17 May 2026, 19:23, archived)

nobody cares about your fucking stupid fucking vat

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 16:35, archived)

Bit rude.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 17 May 2026, 18:43, archived)

Not nearly fucking rude enough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 17 May 2026, 18:49, archived)

You are cunting well correct.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 18:56, archived)

I endorse this post

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 May 2026, 22:00, archived)