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( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:17, Reply)

Hi

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:17, Reply)

oh god
ahahahahahaaaaaa
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:18, Reply)

evening, what have I missed?
Apart from garold being a massive racist
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:19, Reply)

garold votes Reform and wants to marry Rupert Lowe

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:21, Reply)

To be fair he is a dreamboat

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:10, Reply)

Stop the dreamboats!

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:11, Reply)

doctor, doctor, can't you see I've burnt all my boats
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:14, Reply)

Isn’t burnt boats what you smell before a stroke?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:16, Reply)

I understand it depends very much on the cox
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:22, Reply)

or how far you stick your oar in

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:29, Reply)

\o/

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:43, Reply)

He was great in Wayne's World

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:21, Reply)

this terrible bullying of garold really has to stop
we don't want any traces of his true nature when he stands as a ref councillOHNOOHNODELETEDELETE
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:21, Reply)

I'm not sayin' nuttin
www.lbc.co.uk/article/reform-councillor-porn-onlyfans-stephen-mousdell-lachlan-taylor-5HjdZD4_2/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:21, Reply)

I heard that garold insists on only posting in the lighter-grey slots on b3ta, he refuses to go near the darker ones

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:33, Reply)

I heard both his cats are white

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:13, Reply)

One is black but he's conditioned it to be subservient to the white one.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 May 2026, 20:43, Reply)

Uncle Tom cat

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 21:22, Reply)

or was that the joke, I don’t know who to trust anymore

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 21:22, Reply)

I'll be honest with you, the pun hadn't occurred to me.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 May 2026, 21:27, Reply)

leave garold alone he sent me a lovely picture of himself doing some kind of stiff-armed wave bless him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:47, Reply)

Are you sure that was his arm?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:12, Reply)

I just glansed at it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:21, Reply)

I hope this post doesn't get lost down there,
I'm sure it's probably just a really fucking weird coincidence though.
b3ta.com/talk/8475369
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 19 May 2026, 18:52, Reply)

garold doesn’t eat the brown M&Ms

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:10, Reply)

There aren't any brown ones, where did you get yours, was it in a field?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:24, Reply)

nature’s candy

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:30, Reply)

is that... not where they come from? The organic ones.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:36, Reply)

I don’t actually eat M&Ms at all, I’m an equal opportunities racist.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 May 2026, 20:11, Reply)

I'm reserving judgement on whether garold is a racist or not until we've heard from b3ta racism expert brb.
Until then I'll continue to assume he's just a horrible bigot
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2026, 21:54, Reply)

Thank you
that's very generous of you.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:23, Reply)