I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can call me Alright

( vladimir, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:00, archived)

Betty when you call me, you can call me Alright the cat's done a whoopsy on the carpet
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:01, archived)

I must admit as a kid I loved hapless Frank. He tried so hard, the stunts Crawford did were mad looking back

( mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:32, archived)

Mostly in-camera, single take stuff too iirc, some balls on him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:44, archived)

Yeah. Never be allowed now.

( mongychops, Thu 21 May 2026, 16:54, archived)

These days, if your cat done a whoopsy on the carpet
you get arrested and thrown in jail
These days.
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:03, archived)

When did this come in?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 21 May 2026, 19:09, archived)

Almost betty minutes ago hth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2026, 19:46, archived)

Some Motherfuckers Do Ave ‘Em

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 May 2026, 22:36, archived)

I'd rather not

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:32, archived)

than Fleetwood Mot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 May 2026, 21:03, archived)