I reckon I'm about 50% of the way to convincing my mrs that we need a £1k bbq

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 24 May 2026, 15:21, archived)

She's minted. Go for it gold digger

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2026, 15:28, archived)

;)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 24 May 2026, 16:56, archived)

Given her domestic circumstances,
I'd say she's lucky to get away with being merely minted, and not also infused with smoked garlic, chipotle chili flakes, and some obscure, poncy Middle Eastern herb blend none us plebs have even heard of.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 May 2026, 19:36, archived)

I've just discovered baharat, is that of any use here?
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 20:23, archived)

it's so good IT'S SO GOOD
like a warm breeze smacking you gently on the tongue
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 20:24, archived)

if you haven't already...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berbere
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 May 2026, 20:34, archived)

OH yes
I make my own. true story!
that was actually my gateway drug fyi
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 21:01, archived)

Loving this thread
Well done lads
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 24 May 2026, 21:30, archived)

you furikake stupid furikake cunt

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 24 May 2026, 22:12, archived)

oh well now WELL NOW. NOW we're talking

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 23:43, archived)

Nobody wants to hear about your fucking stupid fucking khat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 24 May 2026, 22:18, archived)

:-D

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 23:44, archived)