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evening

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 18:49, Reply)
evening, morning

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:00, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:17, Reply)
FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:21, Reply)
just bought a bottle of red wine and it's fucking awful. i keep track of the good ones but took pot luck and fuck me sideways it's like licking jeremy beadle's rotting ringpiece
butt worse.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:58, Reply)
I saw some wine with Snoop Dogg's face on the label in Sansbury's today.
I assume it's infused with weed or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20, Reply)
I mean, the image of Snoop Dogg's face was on the label, not his actual, literal face, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20, Reply)
I prefer the idea of it being his actual face

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:22, Reply)
i love the idea of it each label being his actual face like in the Prestige he never knows if this time he's going to come out as himself or as a label

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:24, Reply)
The Prestige is top-tier Nolan
Apart from Christian Bale's cockney accent.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:26, Reply)
yeah it was a cracker and no mistake
he done some great ones. -the odyssey
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:27, Reply)
Tenet was a criminally missed opportunity, and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:00, Reply)
He made a pretty good Doctor Who though

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:40, Reply)
he'

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:40, Reply)
Shirazzle

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:37, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:05, Reply)
Delightful

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:24, Reply)
oh fuck off you horrible cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:25, Reply)
You miserable cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:33, Reply)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:55, Reply)

you can never go wrong with fleurie, or erm, the other one, wait what is it...barolo
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:49, Reply)
Barolo absolutely has to be decanted
Poured straight from a freshly opened bottle it's actively unpleasant. Half an hour later...pure magic
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:54, Reply)
ahhh Queefy old chap, knew instinctively you would understand x

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:27, Reply)
you are starting to become sickly, like syrup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:37, Reply)
Syrup absolutely has to be decanted

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:41, Reply)
knew instinctively you would understand x

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:42, Reply)
Glitch
Trust implicitly
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:53, Reply)
tap, tap, tap

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:03, Reply)
Clowns absolutely have to be decanted

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:04, Reply)
i knew instinctively they'd be staring at me x

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:17, Reply)
it's ironic because in real life I'm an absolute cunt

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:26, Reply)
AbsoluteCunt
yeah that's got a decent ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:35, Reply)
I'm going to update my board sig in honour of this moment x

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:53, Reply)
the way I just lol'd adding that x, terrible

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:53, Reply)