just bought a bottle of red wine and it's fucking awful. i keep track of the good ones but took pot luck and fuck me sideways it's like licking jeremy beadle's rotting ringpiece
butt worse.
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 19:58, archived)

I saw some wine with Snoop Dogg's face on the label in Sansbury's today.
I assume it's infused with weed or something.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20, archived)

I mean, the image of Snoop Dogg's face was on the label, not his actual, literal face, of course.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:20, archived)

I prefer the idea of it being his actual face

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:22, archived)

i love the idea of it each label being his actual face like in the Prestige he never knows if this time he's going to come out as himself or as a label

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:24, archived)

The Prestige is top-tier Nolan
Apart from Christian Bale's cockney accent.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:26, archived)

yeah it was a cracker and no mistake
he done some great ones. -the odyssey
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:27, archived)

Tenet was a criminally missed opportunity, and no mistake.

( .Yeti., Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:00, archived)

He made a pretty good Doctor Who though

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:40, archived)

he'

( .Yeti., Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:40, archived)

Shirazzle

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:37, archived)

I like this.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:05, archived)

Delightful

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:24, archived)

oh fuck off you horrible cunt

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:25, archived)

You miserable cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:33, archived)

*sadface*

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:55, archived)

you can never go wrong with fleurie, or erm, the other one, wait what is it...barolo
( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:49, archived)

Barolo absolutely has to be decanted
Poured straight from a freshly opened bottle it's actively unpleasant. Half an hour later...pure magic
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 20:54, archived)

ahhh Queefy old chap, knew instinctively you would understand x

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:27, archived)

you are starting to become sickly, like syrup

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:37, archived)

Syrup absolutely has to be decanted

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:41, archived)

knew instinctively you would understand x

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:42, archived)

Glitch
Trust implicitly
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 21:53, archived)

tap, tap, tap

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:03, archived)

Clowns absolutely have to be decanted

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:04, archived)

i knew instinctively they'd be staring at me x

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:17, archived)

it's ironic because in real life I'm an absolute cunt

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:26, archived)

AbsoluteCunt
yeah that's got a decent ring to it
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:35, archived)

I'm going to update my board sig in honour of this moment x

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:53, archived)

the way I just lol'd adding that x, terrible

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 22:53, archived)