I'm clammier than an extremely large clam
Who has been declared ruler of Clamtown, Miss Clam 2026 and Clam of the Year simultaneously.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:05, Reply)

got to be a pearl in there somewhere

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:20, Reply)

Alright, Richard Curtis and Ben Elton.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 22:05, Reply)

I really liked Blackadders 2-4 when I was young.
I'm scared to watch them now, because I fear that I may find them terrible.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 9:21, Reply)

I watched the 1st episode of allo allo the other day
it had all the jokes in that one single episode that sustained the rest of its run. and it was awful.
(piss and shit, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 12:54, Reply)

Some of the old sitcoms they repeat on BBC4 have held up better than I remembered them originally being,
Keeping Up Appearances in particular. Hardly groundbreaking, but written and performed well.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 15:29, Reply)

I think it's held up a lot better than a lot of stuff from around that era.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 16:10, Reply)

+Bearded

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:11, Reply)

Wu Tang Clam ain't nuthin to fuck wit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:24, Reply)

Do you have a punning clam?

( .Yeti., Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:27, Reply)

Whooah fat sweaty clamalam

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:08, Reply)