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evening
approaching mongy levels of warm this week. hope we've all got hats. i have. i've got three.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:29, Reply)
My hat’s hat has a hat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:39, Reply)
how's that!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:57, Reply)
It’s a hat stack, and you’ve been caught

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:04, Reply)
it's the summer equinox.
those poor horses!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:49, Reply)
solstice you fucking retard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:55, Reply)
LEAVE ME ALONE!
*runs away neighing*
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:56, Reply)
those poor horses

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:57, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 22:56, Reply)
you would neigh that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:15, Reply)
^ glue factory reject

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:04, Reply)
waking up and neighing up has never been easy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:05, Reply)
that's when good neighers, become good frieeends

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:09, Reply)
alright harold bishop

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:14, Reply)
-harold +purple

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:21, Reply)
*WebSheriff enters the chat*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:24, Reply)
just reminded me of WebCrawler
still going. set your homepage now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:56, Reply)
go to bed you fucking stupid fucking cunt
you're up at 0500
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 0:11, Reply)
Are you intentionally outdoing Two Hats?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:41, Reply)
amateur

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:54, Reply)
I have fucking loads of hats

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:52, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:56, Reply)
I'm clammier than an extremely large clam
Who has been declared ruler of Clamtown, Miss Clam 2026 and Clam of the Year simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:05, Reply)
got to be a pearl in there somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 21:20, Reply)
Alright, Richard Curtis and Ben Elton.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 22:05, Reply)
I really liked Blackadders 2-4 when I was young.
I'm scared to watch them now, because I fear that I may find them terrible.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 9:21, Reply)
I watched the 1st episode of allo allo the other day
it had all the jokes in that one single episode that sustained the rest of its run. and it was awful.
(piss and shit, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 12:54, Reply)
Some of the old sitcoms they repeat on BBC4 have held up better than I remembered them originally being,
Keeping Up Appearances in particular. Hardly groundbreaking, but written and performed well.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 15:29, Reply)
I think it's held up a lot better than a lot of stuff from around that era.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 16:10, Reply)
+Bearded

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:11, Reply)
Wu Tang Clam ain't nuthin to fuck wit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:24, Reply)
Do you have a punning clam?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:27, Reply)
Whooah fat sweaty clamalam

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:08, Reply)
I have two identical hats, if you go on Amazon US and search 'dad hat' you'll see them.
I have two because i lost the first one... but then it turned up again!
Honestly, I've got a million stories like this, every one of them true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:17, Reply)
i've got time
let's go
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 23:21, Reply)