It's so hot I might have to have a Nigella Express to cool down

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:36, archived)

delicious meals for busy people
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:37, archived)

Nigella Lawsoylent Green

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:48, archived)

Five lines of bugle and a massive joint?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:15, archived)

Step 1: open the fridge
Step 2: have a wank in front of the open fridge
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:26, archived)

Step 3: have some of that yogurt you didn't previously know was in there

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:28, archived)

pffffff

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:43, archived)