Just two today
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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:54, archived)

2/7 Pruritus Scroti

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:16, archived)

2/7 making dinner with chillies in it and then trying to have a wank and getting burning chilli sensations up your urethra but still trying to have the wank anyway but failing and crying and eating too many crisps to make yourself feel better

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:25, archived)

That sounds too specific to be entirely made up.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:26, archived)

I do like crisps, but they don’t cure everything.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:47, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:41, archived)

Embarrassment

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:33, archived)

It's so hot I might have to have a Nigella Express to cool down

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:36, archived)

delicious meals for busy people
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:37, archived)

Nigella Lawsoylent Green

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:48, archived)

Five lines of bugle and a massive joint?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:15, archived)

Step 1: open the fridge
Step 2: have a wank in front of the open fridge
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:26, archived)

Step 3: have some of that yogurt you didn't previously know was in there

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:28, archived)

pffffff

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:43, archived)

two too

(piss and shit, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:46, archived)

7/7, total fluke

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:08, archived)

3/7 Joey Deacon sex pics
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:15, archived)

Turtle power!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:26, archived)

72% - Cilla Black erotica art

( $$ ✅, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:31, archived)