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Superglue the food to the floor
That'll stop them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 15:04, archived)
I see you've never met a squirrel

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 15:34, archived)
i've never met a red one because the bloody immigrants have taken over
AS USUAL
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:01, archived)
on that note
i wonder how mongy is getting on
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:01, archived)

I've started to imagine him just supine, barely conscious, the room is impossibly humid, close-up of his profile as he whispers the hash, the hash
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:20, archived)
"I daresay Simon, these aren't clarinets at all!"

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:44, archived)
It's fucking cold

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:32, archived)
Hello Mongy x

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:46, archived)
Got red and grey squirrels here
There are red ones in my garden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:19, archived)
I see red squirrel

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:21, archived)
There are black squirrels just down the road in Princeton, our kid says there are reds ones in Denver, but I've never seen any here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:22, archived)
The red ones are rare, the black ones are overdone.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:35, archived)
Grey ones at home, fewer now we've had most of our trees chopped.
Plenty red ones in the surrounding countryside though. One of them ran onto the main road as I was driving to work once, it froze in the middle of the carriageway. I just had to drive over it and hope it stayed between the wheels. Who decided to nake Tufty a road safety mascot, the stupid cunt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:32, archived)
Lots of them

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:18, archived)