'Queef's delight: French beauty dropping ecstasy with Stilton.' (10)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 13:55, archived)

More of this sort of things.
The clues, that is.
( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 14:40, archived)

I'll write you another one once somebody solves this one.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:41, archived)

*sigh*
belle - e = bell + stilton = bellcheese
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:13, archived)

Excellent.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:14, archived)

Weapon missing the end of a widow (8)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:21, archived)

Sorry, I can only solve them if they involve poor genital hygiene.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:59, archived)

Gun + Twankey - ey = GUNTWANK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:26, archived)

Two of a kind, looping throwback, with match for quays and keys. (8)
bonus link, not a clue
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:22, archived)

no takers?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:09, archived)

eat + dog + anus = eatdoganus

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:20, archived)

eatdoganus

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 14:40, archived)

GUFFCHEESE

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 14:42, archived)

Ah yes, 'guffe', the French word for beauty.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:42, archived)

None of your foreign muck, thanks

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:43, archived)

There's a tennis player called Coco Gauffe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:11, archived)

I'd rather have a bowl of

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:48, archived)

Virginia Guffe was pimped out to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor by Jeffrey Epstein

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:13, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:53, archived)

Ghislaine Maxwell has a cute puppy in her comfy room but she is still sad, who will help her?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:06, archived)

I don't come here to fucking think

(piss and shit, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:23, archived)

don't come here to
th st
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:08, archived)

Well you're missing out then because there's a lot of really thinky thoughty stuff on this forum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:10, archived)

thi wa
( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:23, archived)

was forum

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:24, archived)

THEN WHO WAS FORUM?

( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:47, archived)

I've never got into crosswords, which surprises me as I'd have thought they'd be right up my street.
I just can't be fucking bothered with them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:46, archived)

My grandmother used to complete the Times one every day
Apparently when you get to know how the question setters' minds work it gets easier

But yeah cba either
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:54, archived)

Yeah, my mum says that. Why waste my life on that?
My mum, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:55, archived)

I like word games and logic games, but sometimes I look at them and just don't want to give myself a made-up problem to solve
just don't want to give myself a made-up problem to solve they're too difficult
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:06, archived)

like my mum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:11, archived)

I sure do m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:12, archived)

That's not what I heard.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)

I notice you're inserting your mum into everything, instead of

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:48, archived)

Im usless at the cryptic ones

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:10, archived)

like my mum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:11, archived)

We all like your mum m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:06, archived)

Do wot m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:50, archived)

SMEGGYSMEG

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:06, archived)

That's the next one not this one, all you're doing is proving you're clairvoyant, no one is impressed.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:15, archived)

BABYBELEND
Queef, Mr Tea just called you a nonce
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:21, archived)