Good morning. I am in Burgas airport, about to leave for Luton.
Bulgaria was nice, fewer cheap than I'd hoped but beach was lovely and the girls enjoyed it.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 8:55, archived)

not somewhere I've really considered visiting tbh
Montenegro is high on my list


*[redacted] klaxon*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 9:18, archived)

Yeah only went there because school parent friends invited us. Looking forward to being back in the sunny Cotswolds

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 9:33, archived)

^ crypto fraudster

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:09, archived)

I've got a very rare ambient speed garage 12" by Redacted Klaxon.
Gaz me if you're interested.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:28, archived)

already got it m8, mine's on a 13" though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:54, archived)

Is that the even rarer version with the Andy Wetherspoon remix on the B-side?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:25, archived)

Yeah and it came with a free drink

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:38, archived)

And limited edition trainers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:48, archived)

And a recipe booklet for novel smoking methods for venison brisket.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 12:22, archived)

Venison is too lean for low&slow smoking YOU IDIOT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 13:51, archived)

That's why you wrap it in Parma ham first, MORON.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:16, archived)

Preventing all the smoke from penetrating the meat? NICE 1 EINSTEIN

Lol penetrating
Lol meat
Lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:54, archived)

L=OL^2

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 15:58, archived)

fewer cheap than I'd hoped but beach was lovely and the girls enjoyed it.

but some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:15, archived)

yeah I've never considered going to Luton before either

(piss and shit, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:23, archived)

Burgas is Bulgarian for Bulgarian bumhole

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 12:26, archived)