morning all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 8:51, archived)

Good morning. I am in Burgas airport, about to leave for Luton.
Bulgaria was nice, fewer cheap than I'd hoped but beach was lovely and the girls enjoyed it.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 8:55, archived)

not somewhere I've really considered visiting tbh
Montenegro is high on my list


*[redacted] klaxon*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 9:18, archived)

Yeah only went there because school parent friends invited us. Looking forward to being back in the sunny Cotswolds

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 9:33, archived)

^ crypto fraudster

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:09, archived)

I've got a very rare ambient speed garage 12" by Redacted Klaxon.
Gaz me if you're interested.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:28, archived)

already got it m8, mine's on a 13" though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:54, archived)

Is that the even rarer version with the Andy Wetherspoon remix on the B-side?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:25, archived)

Yeah and it came with a free drink

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:38, archived)

And limited edition trainers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:48, archived)

And a recipe booklet for novel smoking methods for venison brisket.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 12:22, archived)

Venison is too lean for low&slow smoking YOU IDIOT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 13:51, archived)

That's why you wrap it in Parma ham first, MORON.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:16, archived)

Preventing all the smoke from penetrating the meat? NICE 1 EINSTEIN

Lol penetrating
Lol meat
Lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:54, archived)

L=OL^2

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 15:58, archived)

fewer cheap than I'd hoped but beach was lovely and the girls enjoyed it.

but some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:15, archived)

yeah I've never considered going to Luton before either

(piss and shit, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:23, archived)

Burgas is Bulgarian for Bulgarian bumhole

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 12:26, archived)

morning queef

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 8:59, archived)

hullo
I have literally zero plans for today which is highly unusual

there's an exhibition on at the Hendrix museum but mrs smegwin isn't a fan so might as well do that on my own next week.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 9:19, archived)

Not a Hendrix fan??! :-0

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 9:25, archived)

ikr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:07, archived)

Just opposite is haunch of venison yard. If you walk up there , was a brilliant Japanese restaurant. Say 30 quid for a lunch. Good tho . Not showing on Google so might be gone

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:15, archived)

yeah I'm drawing a blank on that too
dammit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:23, archived)

Out of Hendrix, turn right, next right down the alley. Newsagents and a walk in only cafe. Do a decent bacon roll.

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:46, archived)

noted, ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:56, archived)

just watch out for the crosstown traffic

(piss and shit, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:22, archived)

Bravo, piss, bravo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:24, archived)

Stayed open during COVID. Top lads .

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:49, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 9:43, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:07, archived)

I'm in my mate's making bad decisions again

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:12, archived)

:)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:22, archived)

Hi

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:21, archived)

what?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 10:26, archived)

morning
i've got shitty chores to do
procrastinating
("TEMU Bou", Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:27, archived)

I've done an hour cycling
Cleaned the bathroom, hoovered the stairs, mopped the kitchen...come on m8 get cracking get cracking
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:41, archived)

Did it all yesterday
Laundry, hoovering etc etc. All done. Day of rest.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 11:56, archived)