just bought some spacex shares
nobody tell brb
he already made me feel bad about using AI
(i'm presuming brb is male)
("TEMU Bou", Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:44, archived)

it's a joke person, that's all you really need to know

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:47, archived)

oh now I feel stupid

("TEMU Bou", Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:50, archived)

so does brb's wife

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:59, archived)

Elon Musk, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:01, archived)

heil muskler!

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:10, archived)

Bit harsh.
Hitler was charismatic and a great public speaker, at least.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:44, archived)

-l -s

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:56, archived)

oh ffs
-a +e
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:58, archived)

*belm*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jul 2026, 18:19, archived)

:(

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 18:33, archived)

Investing in single shares is a mug's game

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)

Hiyas xx

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)

You can have SpaceX exposure through index funds and ETFs with the volatility reduced.
Duh!
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:20, archived)

musk exposure

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:17, archived)

What a silly willy!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)

i would never invest in anything stupid
that's a certainty
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:57, archived)

i'll just check how what 3 words are getting on...
...oh
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:58, archived)

nah they're alright. good bunch of lads.

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:00, archived)

well handy if you need a rescue helicopter because you're stuck in a tree on the edge of a cliff.
happens a lot more than you think
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:01, archived)

it's great fun using what3words to find out if there's a funny combination where you live, preferably from your bedroom
then post it on here so we can laugh at the words and i will absolutely not come round with binoculars.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:04, archived)

///slime.unit.enjoy
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:08, archived)

Runcorn/monobrow/paedo

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:40, archived)

///podka.dot.knickers

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:52, archived)

i'm not a savvy investor, tell me more
i was going to just leave it there for 20 years
("TEMU Bou", Wed 29 Jul 2026, 22:05, archived)

great idea. then you can use it to buy a condo in a martian lava tube

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 2:14, archived)

gr8 m8 are you a vampire?

("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 6:25, archived)

the obviously answer is no
now, show me your neck
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:38, archived)

pointless going for my neck
too fat
bloodless bastard
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:12, archived)

oh man
oh no.gif
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)

🚀

("TEMU Bou", Wed 29 Jul 2026, 22:17, archived)