time-based greeting

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 12:11, archived)

unenthusiastic response

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 12:19, archived)

Body part aroma in all caps

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 12:22, archived)

Lol something

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 12:24, archived)

Needlessly angry response and criticism of treating a puerile digital arts website as a shitposting repository

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 12:32, archived)

Lol tory

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 12:33, archived)

puerectile dysfunction

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:48, archived)

un-en-thu-si-as-tic response
body part aroma
in all caps!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 12:38, archived)

Turtle power!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 13:35, archived)

Yes, well done

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 13:48, archived)

Stated intent of alliterative act of bestiality.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:56, archived)

e.g. Might alliterate an alligator later

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 19:13, archived)

but that might be assonance akshally
Lol ass, etc
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 19:14, archived)

Lol but(t)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jul 2026, 19:40, archived)

35.2° here in the shade 👍

( vladimir, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 12:53, archived)

nope strike that, 35.4°

( vladimir, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 12:53, archived)

9" soft here

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:10, archived)

Wait what are we talking about

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:10, archived)

^ Trent Velvetnor

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:12, archived)

Oh has the ice cream van been round

( vladimir, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:44, archived)

99

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:44, archived)

close enough

( vladimir, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:08, archived)

🍦💩

mr. whippy
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:10, archived)

Two Girls One Climate Catastrophe

( vladimir, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:31, archived)

ancients of mu mu

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:56, archived)

Alright, Kim Deal

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:20, archived)

Oh god I haven't replied bcs idk who this is

( vladimir, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:32, archived)

you have replied, and you could have found out in less than the time it took you to reply

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:59, archived)

I did look this up, pixies, breeders, amazing woman 🙌

( vladimir, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:17, archived)

all great bands imo

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:26, archived)

Always preferred The Breeders to Pixies
#edgy
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:31, archived)

this morning's gone to heaven

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:50, archived)

Cannonbollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:49, archived)

amazing woman were the fucken tits tho

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:48, archived)

innit blud

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:54, archived)

I hung out with her sister

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 18:07, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 18:12, archived)

No it's true

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 18:19, archived)

WHAT'S THE DEAL HAHAHA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 18:12, archived)

Kelley

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 18:19, archived)

I didn't actually want to know, stop breaching confidentiality.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 19:54, archived)

Confidentiality?
She told me she was in rehab with Jimmy Chamberlain and Sebastian Bach and they were still smoking pot.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 21:51, archived)

pot is a gateway receptacle

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 22:44, archived)

To carpentry

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 23:10, archived)

And utensils

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 23:23, archived)

just bought some spacex shares
nobody tell brb
he already made me feel bad about using AI
(i'm presuming brb is male)
("TEMU Bou", Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:44, archived)

it's a joke person, that's all you really need to know

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:47, archived)

oh now I feel stupid

("TEMU Bou", Wed 29 Jul 2026, 14:50, archived)

so does brb's wife

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:59, archived)

Elon Musk, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:01, archived)

heil muskler!

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:10, archived)

Bit harsh.
Hitler was charismatic and a great public speaker, at least.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:44, archived)

-l -s

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:56, archived)

oh ffs
-a +e
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:58, archived)

*belm*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jul 2026, 18:19, archived)

:(

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 18:33, archived)

Investing in single shares is a mug's game

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)

Hiyas xx

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)

You can have SpaceX exposure through index funds and ETFs with the volatility reduced.
Duh!
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:20, archived)

musk exposure

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:17, archived)

What a silly willy!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)

i would never invest in anything stupid
that's a certainty
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:57, archived)

i'll just check how what 3 words are getting on...
...oh
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 16:58, archived)

nah they're alright. good bunch of lads.

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:00, archived)

well handy if you need a rescue helicopter because you're stuck in a tree on the edge of a cliff.
happens a lot more than you think
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:01, archived)

it's great fun using what3words to find out if there's a funny combination where you live, preferably from your bedroom
then post it on here so we can laugh at the words and i will absolutely not come round with binoculars.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:04, archived)

///slime.unit.enjoy
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:08, archived)

Runcorn/monobrow/paedo

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:40, archived)

///podka.dot.knickers

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 17:52, archived)

i'm not a savvy investor, tell me more
i was going to just leave it there for 20 years
("TEMU Bou", Wed 29 Jul 2026, 22:05, archived)

great idea. then you can use it to buy a condo in a martian lava tube

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 2:14, archived)

gr8 m8 are you a vampire?

("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 6:25, archived)

the obviously answer is no
now, show me your neck
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:38, archived)

pointless going for my neck
too fat
bloodless bastard
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:12, archived)

oh man
oh no.gif
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)

🚀

("TEMU Bou", Wed 29 Jul 2026, 22:17, archived)

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2026, 20:55, archived)

🪰🍌

("TEMU Bou", Wed 29 Jul 2026, 22:19, archived)