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Prevening

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 16:39, archived)
Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 16:42, archived)
Your eloquence is unparalleled, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 16:48, archived)
your ALL gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:55, archived)
actually it's your BALLS gay

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:57, archived)
Nothing wrong with being gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:05, archived)
Damned autocorrect, I meant there's nothing WORSE than being gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:05, archived)
im not gay im super gay

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:15, archived)
Then I hope you get SUPER AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:20, archived)
I don't mind them being gay, I just don't want it rammed down my throat, you know?
Like a big, beautiful, juicy, veiny cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:23, archived)
Work time for me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 16:55, archived)
On my way home

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:18, archived)
Precum

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:04, archived)
No thanks, I'm trying to give it up

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:17, archived)
Postcum?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:05, archived)
Après-ski cum

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:07, archived)
fruit flavoured

(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:06, archived)
If you like a lot of cum on your biscuit...

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:09, archived)
GENTSTENCH

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:37, archived)
that was supposed to say Gunt but I’m not correcting it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:38, archived)
it was how they used to market Hai Karate

(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:47, archived)
Ah, the father's day present of the 80's

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:59, archived)
It sounds like a town in the Netherlands.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Aug 2026, 20:17, archived)
yep, it's a lovely early afternoon
Anyone here got previous with squirrels? Complete this sentence:
One summer I decided to begin feeding the local squirrels, but I very quickly realized ...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:43, archived)
I get muntjac deer in my new back garden
and one very confident squirrel - but fuck feeding it.

I might put out dog food for the hedgehogs though
(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:08, archived)
strikey g butt fuck it

(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:09, archived)
Run out of hedgehog food?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:24, archived)
weeeuuurms!

(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:37, archived)
…I hated squirrels and my life and everything so I killed everyone and then myself

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 20:25, archived)
Alright, Syncubus.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Aug 2026, 20:59, archived)
NO I NEVER

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 21:23, archived)