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It is, if you get shit anywhere else on your body you don't just wipe it away with a bit of paper, you wash yourself. Bums should be the same

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 14:03, archived)
When you put it like that, just wiping is fucking grim

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 14:24, archived)
Advice to women with UTIs has always been "wipe front to back", which sums up the hazards

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:52, archived)
Well that would explain the high rate of reattendance for UTI patients after being directed to Pharmacy First, there was me thinking they were being prescribed antibiotics.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:59, archived)
I knew there was something else we were supposed to do

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:07, archived)
I'm just going to give up wiping.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 15:01, archived)
^manosphere chud

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 15:44, archived)
need to start first eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:51, archived)
Lent's not for ages yet though

(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:07, archived)
I've been living the post-wipe life for years

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:11, archived)
Indeed, inside and out

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:55, archived)