Afternoon
Flight has been delayed but not enough to get compensated. Boo!

How hot is it where you are?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:09, archived)

Dark, thunderstorm, 34c

( mongychops, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:11, archived)

^ mongy’s tinder profile

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:14, archived)

^ browses the men on Tinder

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 14:07, archived)

it browses the men on Tinder or it gets the ho's again

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 14:17, archived)

34 degrees and my cat is sunbathing on the windowsill the absolute mad lad

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:13, archived)

He'll be crispy soon

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:26, archived)

35°, set to hit 36° by early evening
Also, notice to Americans: hurry up and switch to actual temperatures instead of clinging on to this indecipherable Fahrenheit nonsense.
( .Yeti., Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:20, archived)

Must admit
the Madrid Metro is horrific - the high temperatures are okay above ground are bearable in the dry heat but the moment you go underground and it becomes humid it's quite another matter.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:26, archived)

I've been told to avoid Madrid specifically in the summer.
Málaga the first time was pretty brutal; Zakynthos was alright because we were a stone's throw from the sea.

#HeatwaveChat
( .Yeti., Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:32, archived)

mph

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 14:03, archived)

31 and sunny with a warm wind
The sun is at the side of my house, where there are no windows, so I'm not feeling the heat as much as others.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:33, archived)

33 here, little to no breeze, everything is made of sweat

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:35, archived)

Afterning
I'm in Canada now and it's still only 8am-ish =_= It's nice and cool though, 25C or so today.

Hope your flight took off eventually!
( fross Read your email on, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:37, archived)

My balls are really sweaty

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:43, archived)

What are you going to do with your schweddy balls?

( fross Read your email on, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:56, archived)

There's jism on his sweater already, wanking over male models on Getty
Or saink, I've been drinking
( mongychops, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 14:04, archived)

sunny morning 24c, high of 29 later

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 14:03, archived)

TAINTSWEAT

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 14:47, archived)

BALLSTEAM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 14:53, archived)

They are budding us out to the plsne
At a very leisurely rate.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 15:31, archived)

arold onz
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 15:45, archived)

I can't even work out what "budding" is supposed to be

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 17:22, archived)

bussing, maybe?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 18:07, archived)

🎵 leavin’ on a jet plsne 🎵

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 15:47, archived)

^ had one too many plsners

( .Yeti., Thu 13 Aug 2026, 16:01, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 16:10, archived)

37 to 39
Outside feels like an oven
We are trapped inside with the aircon on
It's 32 now and it's 9.23 pm
("TEMU Bou", Thu 13 Aug 2026, 20:23, archived)