evening

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:11, archived)

oh for christ's sake why don't you shut the fuck up

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:14, archived)

yeah what gives with this fucking dildo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:20, archived)

I reckon he's a smeggy dildo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:48, archived)

wait are all four of these accounts the same person

( vladimir, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:50, archived)

we are all smeggy dildos, Dave

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:16, archived)

smildo, the answer was smildo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:17, archived)

i am not a number, i am a smeggy dido

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:53, archived)

I just want to wank you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:00, archived)

why not join the wank me dildo queue
it's fun for everyone, especially for you!
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:03, archived)

Mine was comedy gold you fucking twat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:03, archived)

i could give a flying fuck it's not a high bar on this forum

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:06, archived)

+n't

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:06, archived)

i'm not editing that but poor poetic form for using the word you again

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:05, archived)

That I would say bollocks
you cannot deny
But I have other
Pollocks to fry
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:17, archived)

1st class
i expected nothing less
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:18, archived)

And yet my dido joke got nothing, forums gone

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:21, archived)

i no m8. i'm off to toktik

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:00, archived)

My smeg’s gone cold, I’m wondering why

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:36, archived)

I got out my knob at all

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:44, archived)

hello

( vladimir, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:36, archived)

Gone Skerritt

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:07, archived)

I don't think we're doing that any more, ZZ Stop got nothing, I worked hard on that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:21, archived)

LOL hard

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:43, archived)

that made me laugh when i read it
just letting you know m8 x
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:08, archived)

i went back and gave it a like.
come on everybody! if well all get together we can get zz stop on the populol page. like seriously one other person should do it. mof can probably do it himself, actually. wanker.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:15, archived)

Done

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:19, archived)

Fucking hell this is fantastic!!!
You know what...
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:48, archived)

ZZ Stop

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:48, archived)

i like this!

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:01, archived)

This is brilliant

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8483553
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:06, archived)

NO U

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:19, archived)

i have retracted my response

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:00, archived)

boarding bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 5:37, archived)

Where to?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 10:11, archived)

Leeds sadly

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 11:56, archived)