I know he's the gold standard national treasure and all that, but he's a creepy old man isn't he

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:39, Reply)

Not to my knowledge, but then I’ve never been in a dark room with him all slathered up with oil while Barry White records are playing.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:40, Reply)

He was on the Graham Norton show years ago alongside Cameron Diaz
and it was... uncomfortable.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:43, Reply)

I was on TV with him once
He seemed ok in the green room afterwards, but then there were more interesting people than me on that program that night
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 7:56, Reply)

OH my goodness
Just absolutely rabbitholed into this extraordinary life story
Tyvm
( vladimir, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:12, Reply)

Did he crack on to Graham Norton or something?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Aug 2026, 9:11, Reply)

That was me m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 9:21, Reply)

Mistook him for a hylobatidae

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 9:23, Reply)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:07, Reply)