AfterOne.
What's the best thing about your Friday, chums?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:00, archived)

Getting 4 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr4v2d2q4w5o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:03, archived)

Yeah well I got 1/7 so stick it up your BBC.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:10, archived)

1/7 and that was a guess

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:15, archived)

2/7 John Pertwee tasteful nudes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:54, archived)

Lol pert lol wee

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:55, archived)

1/7, and that was a lucky guess.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:00, archived)

Same here

("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:49, archived)

2/7

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:58, archived)

Well this friday I'm electrocuting people,
So definitely that!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:24, archived)

My understanding of people is that they don't generally like to be electrocuted.
So maybe consider that.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:25, archived)

Yeah, but I love the little noises they make!
Oh!
Ow!
You bugger!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:50, archived)

How electro-cute.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:22, archived)

It gets my volt...
volt/vote.


Dammit.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:37, archived)

Watt are you on about?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:30, archived)

I hate this, I'm starting a resistance

( mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:45, archived)

I'm not sure I have the mental capacitance for this.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 17:18, archived)

I can’t think of any puns so I’m going ohm

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:14, archived)

Just a phase

( mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:32, archived)

I’m staying neutral

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:36, archived)

Best to keep grounded

( mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:00, archived)

And not get too amped up.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:43, archived)

Ohm not sure what you mean?

("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:48, archived)

Hard to interview after they die

( mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:35, archived)

Literally killing them with electric shocks?
I find that hard to believe.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:57, archived)

It might sound like we're killing them sometimes, but alas
no.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:36, archived)

Electrocution specifically means killing with electricity.
Electro plus execution, maybe yours will catch on.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:16, archived)

Electrical safety engineer here - I gave up trying to remind people of that definition years ago

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:50, archived)

Wanker

( mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:01, archived)

Sparky here

( mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:01, archived)

sorry to hear that

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:12, archived)

Retired anyway. Sod the whole industry

( mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:13, archived)

Roberta Flackzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:29, archived)

You can get paid for that?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:59, archived)

Certain states in America

( mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:22, archived)

You bet your ass smashy!
You ok?!
It's been so long!!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:03, archived)

I know!
Work and family shit are getting in my way. How are you?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 0:32, archived)

I got a free lunch
The mental doesn't need me today, I've been shopping and I'm treating myself to a cab into work.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:53, archived)

This all sounds suspiciously positive.
Hurrah!
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:14, archived)

Got my b12 jab this morning
So I definitely feel more positive
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:21, archived)

b12 HIV
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:28, archived)

Taking care of someone with dementia is hard on a person

("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:50, archived)

It's over

("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:39, archived)