Which Oscar-winning actor isn't listening to anything you say? T Hanks!
(The Porcupine From PurgatoryNingles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 17:42,
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A stranger one day said, "Well met! The drapes in my house are velvet. When it gets very ripe On the curtains I wipe My horrible cheesy helmet."
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 17:58,
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