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Dear god did nobody have a thing to say for nearly twelve hours?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:13, archived)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:16, archived)
flidwank

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:25, archived)
national flid

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:49, archived)
karate flid

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:55, archived)
tree fliddy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:58, archived)
Nicole Flidman

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:26, archived)
Flid creole and the coconuts

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:10, archived)
Day of the Trifflids

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:16, archived)
Silly flid-on

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:17, archived)
Flid James

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:54, archived)
Flid Vicious

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 20:08, archived)
Flid Viscous

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 21:23, archived)
he was a bit thick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 22:42, archived)
Clickin dis

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 20:16, archived)
i might get some cocaine in and shove it up my japseye later

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:50, archived)
I'd check with billy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:59, archived)
billy the flid?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:01, archived)
what Katy flid
This is an /ac lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:19, archived)
of course they did
- they just have you on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:07, archived)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:52, archived)
Charles de Gaulle airport is still the worst in the world.
I had my boarding pass scanned 7 times before I got through security. 3 of those were because my bags were slightly overweight, so I was ordered to step back onto the concourse and put my Scottish weather clothes on over my other layers. Then I was fine, of course, because the weight no longer counted.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:29, archived)
Thanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:29, archived)

boarding p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:30, archived)
GET YOUR (BOARDING P)ASS TO MARS

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:06, archived)
i have no sympathy if your baggage cannot take basic care of itself
*waddles to kitchen to get another donut*
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:38, archived)
you can save a lot of faff
by not having too much stuff in your cases before you head to the airport

hth
(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:40, archived)
or fly with a decent airline
i usually fly first officer class so i can have a go at flying the plane
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:44, archived)
alright Frank Abignale

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:16, archived)
You're absolutely right.
Planning your holiday packing carefully is a great way to save on unexpected fees and avoid unpleasant delays.
Would you like me to make you a plan for that?

Alt: Would you like me to create a novel viral weapon that only targets immigrants?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:53, archived)
Or by not flying Air France at CDG, KLM didn't give a fuck in Edinburgh or Amsterdam, just this army of Parisian jobsworth cunts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:53, archived)
probably just happy you were leaving

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:58, archived)
The French, you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:07, archived)
Gary Moorezzzz

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:17, archived)
les j'obs worthèe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 22:43, archived)
I went through Beijing Capital International Airport ages ago.
Virtually everyone had significantly overweight luggage and most people were carrying a litre bottle of tea with them in spite of the 'no liquid containers' rule, and none of the staff gave the remotest shit.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:11, archived)
Principally because if anyone tried to do a terrorism in China
They'd either be enslaved or their home country nuked, immediately. Probably both.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 22:53, archived)

bags deep-fried jocko arse
were slightly is morbidly
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:21, archived)
See, it's because you're supporting the weight now, so it doesn't count.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 22:16, archived)
I've been mostly asleep

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:20, archived)
i condone this

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:28, archived)
Worked until 1pm
Tried to nap. Failed.
Played clash of clans
Reading about anti-psychiatry
("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:39, archived)
Flid + wank = FLIDWANK
Maybe yours will catch on.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 21:57, archived)