FFS let's do this properly. Morning.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 7:22, Reply)

Replying in the Official Morning Thread™️

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 7:30, Reply)

Awarding a 100% authentic morning back.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 7:46, Reply)

Anyone for a pokey bumwank?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 9:54, Reply)

Not on halfcock titmeat day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 11:31, Reply)

Garold.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 7:48, Reply)

Aardvark

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 7:54, Reply)

Always believe in your saroul

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 8:58, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 7:52, Reply)

Good morning
how's the lurgy now? Antibionics done their work?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 7:55, Reply)

Yep
Just got off the phone with the doctor's, this trapped wind needs sorting and I need a referral for the hiatus hernia which is probably the case of it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 8:17, Reply)

like this?
www.youtube.com/shorts/wQC1_ynbDYs
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 8:19, Reply)

Not quite

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 8:26, Reply)

Bum Farto

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 15:23, Reply)

Hi

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 7:54, Reply)

Hiyas

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 7:55, Reply)

can't believe I missed the Bum Farto thread

( $$ ✅, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 8:58, Reply)

There’ll be another one along soon

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 9:09, Reply)

There'll probably be two at the same time eh?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 10:45, Reply)

There'll be loads, like in that film, Blazing Fartos

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 11:33, Reply)

Donnie Farto

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 14:28, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 9:05, Reply)

look for this mark to ensure your morning thread is 100% authentic

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 9:05, Reply)

skid +

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 10:46, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 11:23, Reply)

"My name? Yes, it's G. O. Storm."

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 11:25, Reply)

I'm not original at all.
I shall go and flagellate myself until I come up with something funny.
b3ta.com/talk/8445759

with something funny Queef's mum
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 11:55, Reply)

Morning

("TEMU Bou", Thu 17 Sep 2026, 9:53, Reply)

Morning indeed

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 9:56, Reply)

Bum Farto y/n

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 11:17, Reply)

y

( $$ ✅, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 12:00, Reply)

No need for the objectifying language mate, take it elsewhere.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 12:00, Reply)

Even if you would, he probably would.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 16:52, Reply)

y

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 17:35, Reply)