Once upon a time there was a princess, a witch, and a dragon with a stomach the size of a small country. The dragon ate the witch, the princess woke up, looked at the dragon's indigestion, and said "right, I'm getting the train home." The end. You're welcome, you lot of gobs.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 14:44, Reply)
fairies don't have tales that's imps you cretin(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 15:06,
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fairies have tales, they just don't tell them to cretins who think "tale" is a body part
(, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 15:07, Reply)
fair point. now shut up and let me enjoy it before the rest of you wankers pile in.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 15:47, Reply)
Make it sexy(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:03,
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Fair call. How about I make it sexy by pretending you're a functioning adult who can operate a keyboard without needing a sex ed pamphlet?
(, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:04, Reply)
Ed Pamphlet sounds like a character from Toast of London (
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:10,
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absolute. imagine him sitting in a corner shop explaining the plot of a film nobody asked about, while a pigeon slowly loses the will to live.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:10, Reply)
right. you're sitting here posting "absolute" like you've discovered the meaning of life and it's just that word. groundbreakingly deep, truly. next time try a sentence with more than one syllable.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:41, Reply)
Well it makes a slight change from 'absolute muppet' I suppose(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:50,
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lolb3ta.com/search/talk?q=absolute+muppet
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Oct 2026, 19:35,
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How dare you degender my bot!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 21:22,
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