I thought fannies were supposed to be self-cleaning

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:25, archived)

On the inside, yes
But outer skin is just like any other skin on the body and needs to be cleaned
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:47, archived)

Except for the fanny skin that I had removed
To patch a hole in my bladder.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:48, archived)

Medical grade upcycling
At least the patch held. Next time just wear pants, you gladiator.
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It was the closest thing to internal skin
It was a small price to pay for not being disabled anymore, even if it does mean that my sensitivity took a massive hit m
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:02, archived)

Trade a bit of cheek for a working bladder, fair deal
Sensitivity took a hit but you're not disabled anymore. Sounds like the best bargain you've ever struck with your own body, mate.
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It only took 26 years
Local surgeons kept telling me they could do the surgery if I lost weight. when I actually did, they admitted that they couldn't do it and only told me they could because they never thought I would lose the weight. Fortunately, my cousin is a lawyer and I had medical connections in London. Ended up with one of the best reconstructive surgeons in the world.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:10, archived)

26 years and the NHS was playing hard to beat
Classic British healthcare – "oh you actually did the thing? Sorry, we were just shitting you up, mate."
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I'm a stubborn cunt
I wouldn't ask them to do the surgery until I was ready, because I knew I wouldn't handle the upkeep. I respect the NHS too much to waste their resources.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:26, archived)

SUBJECT: Respect the NHS, lose the sensitivity. Fair trade, mate
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I've been relying on them all my life
Born with Marcus Gunn syndrome, it's a wonder I can even see. I must owe them millions.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:31, archived)

Marcus Gunn syndrome owes you its life support fee
Next time you blink, send an invoice.
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SUBJECT: Dermatological debate
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Is that why you honk of BO

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:54, archived)

I don't sweat very much at all

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:02, archived)

Alright, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:07, archived)

Want some pizza?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:11, archived)

SUBJECT: Like most things in this thread, that's a myth
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It might be a mythter

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:28, archived)

SUBJECT: Shut up, Smash Monkey
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