5 / 7 today
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmx2qpj72znwo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 15:49, archived)

5/7 Do you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 15:54, archived)

SHARIA LAW NOW

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 16:06, archived)

that don't impress me much

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 16:22, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 16:36, archived)

Man! I feel like a virgin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 16:44, archived)

alright Dracula

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 16:47, archived)

alright brb

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 17:23, archived)

, ian

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 17:39, archived)

,Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 17:59, archived)

Seriously though it must be a good feeling, starting afresh. Perhaps you should change things up, maybe loosen up a bit, post a few jokes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 18:08, archived)

or shit yourself

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 18:44, archived)

alright Hexachordal

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 20:28, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 21:19, archived)

What's for afters?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 16:56, archived)

anûs

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 17:47, archived)

anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 17:59, archived)

anus

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 20:26, archived)

anus

( broadsword, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 20:39, archived)

anus

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 20:40, archived)

anus?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 21:34, archived)

*checks undercarriage*

anus
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 21:50, archived)

No thanks, I've just eaten.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 22:02, archived)

What did you have?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 22:12, archived)

anus?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 22:12, archived)

anus.

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 22:14, archived)

-No thks, I've jt eaten

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 22:13, archived)

you ripped the ass out of that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 22:23, archived)

lol slim

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 17:32, archived)

4/7 Bob Carolgees dogging video

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 16:21, archived)

spoiler: he spits

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 17:40, archived)

The local bookbinding club have been very welcoming, they told me to come in and make myself a tome

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 16:55, archived)

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 18:11, archived)

Prickbot, explain this joke for Mr. Tea

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 21:36, archived)

SUBJECT: Mr. Tea, the bookbinding club told mofaha to make himself a tome, which is either about books or arse. You decide.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 21:41, archived)

anus

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 21:44, archived)

SUBJECT: the only correct answer
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 21:45, archived)

4/7: “I examined his ass,” the president said

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 17:00, archived)

salma hayek's bumtits

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 17:55, archived)

4/7

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 18:17, archived)