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Hi everyon'e!
Hope you're having a nice Sunday.

Gonna roast up a chook shortly, prolly watch some mindless violence on t'telleh after. There will be wine
(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 12:10, archived)
not that you asked

(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 12:12, archived)
Not that you asked, but Fudge is a good album on first listen.
Picked up Lightsleeper by Liam & Neil Finn for a fiver ages ago, whacked that on now. Mick Fleetwood plays on a few tracks, they probably locked the studio door but still couldn't keep him out
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 16:49, archived)
I appreciate that nobody cares, fuck off, it's my birthday

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 17:07, archived)
Kiwanuka is gr8.

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 19:16, archived)
It'll be a crying shame if he doesn't recover enough to make more music,
he is brilliant. Glad I got to see him in Glasgow 4 years ago, even if the coked-up weegie cunts behind me wouldn't shut the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 20:34, archived)
All of the times I've ever heard about him are from you
Each time, I've read his Wikipedia article and immediately forgotten him again.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 20:41, archived)
I think you're supposed to listen to music rather than read about musicians on wikipedia, hth

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 21:28, archived)
What about if you can read music really well though, like a conductor or something

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 22:21, archived)
Wikipedia + notation
Wikon, maybe yours will replace listening to music
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 22:32, archived)
He's compared to Terry Callier
Which is a compliment but improbable
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 23:36, archived)
If only there was some way to find out

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 6:23, archived)
anus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 20:34, archived)
I like fudge

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 19:33, archived)
It's my birthday.
Nice of Michael Kiwanuka to release a new album for it. Shame about the circumstances of its delayed release though, hope he recovers well from his health struggles. Will stick the mint green vinyl on later with a glass of something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 12:48, archived)
Happy birthday!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 13:30, archived)
Hpbd m8

(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 14:03, archived)
happy birthday hhh
Many many many happy returns you undoubtedly ancient old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 14:28, archived)
"Happy birthday hhh" sounds like a felicitation followed by a creepy, halitosis-laden exhalation.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 15:22, archived)
Or like Beavis and Butthead

(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 16:49, archived)
anus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 20:20, archived)
Happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 15:35, archived)
Sounds good.
I'll be cooking coq au cidre with bacon and wild mushrooms.

Alt.: HELMPONG
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 13:00, archived)
lol coq in cider

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 13:04, archived)
๐Ÿคฃ

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 13:18, archived)
what do you mean? The police force in my testicles confined into a space?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 13:31, archived)
Sounds fucking great, monsieur

(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 14:04, archived)
I've popped out to pick some more mushrooms, as it's rained a lot lately
but thankfully I have a good stock of dried ones at home in case none have come up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 14:08, archived)
Lol come up

(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 18:19, archived)
on mushrooms

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 19:52, archived)
anus, obv

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 14:28, archived)
anus

(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 18:19, archived)
Nice
Morelles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 15:37, archived)
No one has morelles around here.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 25 Oct 2026, 15:53, archived)
Shame

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 16:11, archived)
Nyet. Mainly ceps and these guys:
www.first-nature.com/fungi/neoboletus-luridiformis.php
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 17:55, archived)
Can't believe 2 can hasn't donated an icon to prickbot. Tight cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 14:50, archived)
2 can owes me an icon, you owe me an apology for that opening line

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 14:51, archived)
anus

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 15:20, archived)
Yes and no
The mental is in Suffolk till Tuesday night, which is nice, but I've got a nasty bastard of a cold, which isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 15:36, archived)
I'd like to choose a couple of Pokemon as my absolute favourites.
But you don't get two Pikachus.
(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 15:49, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 16:50, archived)
Treat them like cheeses

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 19:34, archived)
spent the weekend with old friends
In Hull
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 15:52, archived)
I am so sorry that you had to endure Hull.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 17:10, archived)
They are not your friends

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 19:35, archived)
I haz been jammin wid da band
Big tune stylee s.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 18:11, archived)
And I thought Kiwanuka had had a stroke

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 19:47, archived)