Good afternoon, wang-waggler's

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 12:19, Reply)

Wang-waggler's? More like wang-wagons

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 12:20, Reply)

There's a Vietnamese near me, might give the pho a go.

( mongychops, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 12:29, Reply)

I could go a pho myself as it goes
There's a banh mi shop near here but I'm not mad on them and dropping a tenner on a sandwich just isn't right
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 12:32, Reply)

Yeah, the pho is 15 quid

( mongychops, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 12:48, Reply)

We usually go to Song Que in Shoreditch for pho
Theirs is about £15 too, fucking big serving tho
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 12:52, Reply)

This is it. Never been
www.pho3mien-bexleyheath.com/
( mongychops, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 12:55, Reply)

Got to be worth a try

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 13:05, Reply)

Same here

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 15:24, Reply)

I asked how you’re supposed to pronounce ‘pho’
and they told me to pho cough
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 13:00, Reply)

pho shure

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 14:18, Reply)

alright

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 13:03, Reply)

y

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 13:07, Reply)

Hiya
I knocked up a batch of tabasco pepper and pineapple sauce on Monday. It's very nice but very much hot for my tastes.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 13:06, Reply)

Nice
I have a blueberry, habanero and rum one on the go at the moment
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 13:08, Reply)

I've got a jar of chipotle jam in the fridge
it looks amazing!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 13:18, Reply)

That would make a nice glaze for a gammon joint

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 14:51, Reply)

someone puts gammon in one of my joints it's going to be a problem for everyone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 15:06, Reply)

Good news, we can legally call Russell Brand a rapist now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 14:17, Reply)

You should probably still be careful what you say about the convicted rapist Russell Brand

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 15:02, Reply)

"What first repelled you about convicted rapist Russell Brand?", classic Mrs. Merton

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 15:08, Reply)

my rapey wape

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Thu 5 Nov 2026, 17:40, Reply)