Yeah not bad thanks. Calm before the storm, we're switching to a new online triage tool tomorrow and everyone's off sick and I'm duty doc, expecting an absolute shit show (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 18:50,
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i hope prickbot is the ai filtering it(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 18:52,
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You have the sort of annoying that gets a bot deleted.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 18:55,
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Nah but I discovered it just used a web interface with no restriction to NHS networks so I could quite feasibly have him reply to all the incoming requests(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 18:53,
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that would probably only get you a warning. go for it.(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:25,
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i'm on the ale. i might say something stupid later-later
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 18:50,
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And then you go and spoil it all..(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 18:51,
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your jedi minds tricks won't work on me(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 19:34,
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Drink more ale.Then they might.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 19:42,
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my drunken squishy mind will be like putty in your hands(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 19:51,
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Probably not, due to my advancing years and need for an early bedtime.However, I feel I may have an hour left in me to be a big idiot.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 19:58,
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don't force it. there's always tomorrow, hopefully.(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:00,
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Not here there’s not.Well, okay, there is but it is going to be a very shit day all round. I’d like it to just skip to Friday really.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:01,
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are you flouncing? fuck me that was rapid.wait what. where ids there no tomorrow? do ypu know something?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:07,
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Oh no dearI’m talking about my flat and shit going down with it being half demolished whilst builders forget I live here and cover every last surface with plaster dust hahaa
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:14,
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what are they doing? apart from gear in the toilet(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:21,
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Smashed a wall down, most of it.They do not understand the concept of “these are my things I have nowhere else to put but have moved out of your working rooms in a fucking north London flat where space is limited so please keep doors closed and windows open to areas you are smashing shit up” therefore leaving doors and windows open for dust to billow everywhere and now everything everywhere including me is coated in dust and I am not very pleased. They are making a new kitchen, which was once a kitchen and a room next to it, into one big kitchen. Absolute chaos, sensory nightmare with the autism, everything feels dry and plastery and horrid. Thanks for coming to this grammatically awful TED Talk.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:29,
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dust is bad for your lungbags. tell them off(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:37,
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And my cats too.I have shouted at the manager, politely on the WhatsApps, and he is not impressed and is sending a manager with the plaster bastards tomorrow
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:39,
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Plaster Bastard runs Bartertown!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:47,
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I have a song that rhymes plastered with bastard.But it’s about a different thing. But in the same bastard flat. It is very annoying, I have a gorgeous 1890 mansion flat which is crumbling and the people who own it won’t fix it. If I owned it it would be very bloody fixed. It’s stunning when not disintegrating.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:52,
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pretty standard stuff for him i would imagine(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:02,
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+ and then smearing it over his naked body(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:49,
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Love child of Bruce Forsyth and an Easter Island statue(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:58,
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Didn't answer earlier because of dealing with the mental (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 23:09,
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I did put a few strange craft (if that’s the word) pics in my profile.Not as magnificent as your knitting, mind! I am so delighted by that. 😀
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 19:36,
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That is both whimsical and delightful!(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 23:09,
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Hellaftorning.That was such a huge effort to try to fit in with what this has become.
I am definitely being very autistic when I ask this, but what is the point of the greetings when nothing else ever happens here now? I am trying to understand and I am probably going to go away again very soon because I don’t get it.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 19:26,
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It's an empty tradition that we maintain despite having completely forgotten its original significance. Possibly the crops will fail and general disaster will ensue if we ever stop doing it, though.
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Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 19:31,
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Then will Wickerman show up?Probably get called a liar even if he does.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 19:32,
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He’s a basket FACE(
Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:02,
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Usually it's just a way of starting a thread without setting a topicOther stuff does happen, but it's not often people chatting about their preferences or experiences in a straightforward way. In fact I reckon some people come here partly to get away from that kind of interaction.
There are also a lot of in-jokes and references, they're not hard to pick up but it's probably a bit much at first.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 19:59,
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fuck off back to reddit i spose. shithole that is now, can't even call anyone a cunt. oooh my feelings(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:06,
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i don't mean you, i mean them, you know, the otherssorry i'm a drink ahead of replies
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:09,
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Reddit is like screaming in a gigantic bus station in America.At least on here you know you’re just sort of screaming in a bus station in a middle sized town somewhere quaint in England even if you don’t live here.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:13,
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god victoria coach station trip to croatia in winterfuck. that. driver was insane on those twisty mountain roads covered in snow. jesus
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:20,
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But did they have the internet so you could wish people a nice time of day?(
Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:21,
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no it was years ago we just had books and happiness.(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:22,
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I just bought books.It has been a trial. I have been used to expanding the text on a kindle for my elderly eyes. I have reading glasses to see stuff that I can’t expand. Now I have books that cannot expand and my glasses can’t even keep up. I shall persist, in being old and unable to see small things easily. I am, however, quite happy, despite my incessant whining about how shit everything is right now.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:25,
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on the bright side of degrading vision everyone will look more attractive. that's nice. i mean, on the bright side. (
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:27,
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I don’t find anyone attractive which is useful.(
Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:32,
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Or anywhere.I can tell if someone is aesthetically pleasing but also give, literally, no fucks.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:40,
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Thank you, I appreciate thatAlso I keep trying to press tab on an iPad which has no fucking tab key, well done, Lulu. Everything is always nearly in caps on this bit. I hadn’t been here in sixteen years and it changed a lot so I was confused and we obviously all changed and whatever. I shall stop trying to make it be not how it is.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:07,
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Lu in 'i haven't put in the reps so i don't understand' shocker(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:03,
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Yeah sorry for leaving for 1.5 decades.And not sorry for coming back to be a pest.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:08,
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have you enjoyed those 15 years, without us? (
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:11,
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Somewhat. It was just one user who was being particularly awful and I wandered off, to the point cr3 deleted everything I ever said or did at my request.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:15,
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oh he deleted me too. not at my request. a few times, thinking about it.(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:23,
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He also kindly let me back in because I’d long forgotten my login details.I proved I was me by showing him his eBay purchase from me when I sold him an annoying upstairs neighbour for £15.
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Lu - my circus, my monkeys - dance, my pretties -, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 20:34,
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