LATVIA FTW

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Lithuania did the best song a couple of years ago.
We are the winners of eurovision etc...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Who's watching eurovision then?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Look how short the board is today.
Yeah
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

This is the best thread rush i've ever seen.
I love you guys and gals.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

You totally just jacked JMG's pole position on the board

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

It's not as good as the 6m rush
I refreshed and ten threads had been posted in the space of 5 seconds
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

WOO US!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Mykey can't see this thread.
Anybody got any fat jokes?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

What's fat and aberdeen?
Mykey
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

CLICKIN DIS SHIT.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Mykey IS a fat joke.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

fat chance!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

:D

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

mykey's so fat he's at risk of heart failure, due to a combination of a poor diet rich in saturated fats and cholesterol and a lack of excercise

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Of course he can see it, it's just that he can't acknowledge it.
So in other words, we can call him a sad, fat old fishwife, grasping sweatily at his keyboard in a desperate attempt to get some gossip and make his shit, fat existance worthwhile. And he can't say anything about it.
( Druid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

NO
I AM ON TOP
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Yeah, whatever.
Gay.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tim5nU3DwIE
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

As he fought to stay alive his body started to shiver
seems no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller...
(mcai7et2, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

sorry sir, just my way of dealing with BAD news
(mcai7et2, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

We've already done that one, you wanker.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

This one actually made me laugh.
I imagine sickipedia's databases are crumbling as we speak.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I HATE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

You need to visit Narcotics Anonymous then

( applehead herp derp, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Really...
I see them as a credible outfit.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

*michael jackson joke*
hahahahaha!!1!11
( moohalaa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
...yeah
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

LOL!
Reference to one of his songs, here.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

That's a cracker right there.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Some GOOD NEWS.
Ticket touts lose out lots, oh yes.
( Druid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Haha!
Bet they're shattered.

Cunts.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

YAY

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

though this is, in a way, justice, it's a shame it had to come at the expense of a precious human being

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Precious human being?
Why, who else died?
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

WOO>>>>>>>>>7,000,000!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

seven million what?

( applehead herp derp, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Not quite.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

we've still got 750,000 odd posts to go before 7 million

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

At least he won't need make up for Thriller anymore

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

it's impossible for dead people to sing or dance

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

:(

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

omg!
new thread!

o-m-g.
( moohalaa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

NO U LOL

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

b3ta Exclusive!
New cause of death for Jackson.

It wasn't a heart attack that got him, it was food poisoning.
His last known meal was some 12 year old's nuts.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

That's fucking shit.
I'll probably hear it tomorrow at work, along with laughing retards.
( Druid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

That was REALLY shit
I am against online bullying but you deserve everythig you get for that, that was a 10 on the Bristol Poo scale
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

rubbish
try again
( applehead herp derp, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

he was found innocent of all charges you know

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

I thought he settled out of court
Thereby avoiding any judgements from a jury
( applehead herp derp, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

what kind of child abuse victim settles out of court?
besides which, he was never charged in the first case due to lack of evidence
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

No, me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Are you lot still awake because of this Jacko news? Or is it just coincidence?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Coincidence
I came to switch off my pc and saw BBC News.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Oh JackAction you've had enough attention today,
save some for the rest of us :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'm a terrible rotter.
Like one of the bad boys from hit TV show Hollyoaks.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)