WEBLOG ARCHIVE
22/01/22
B3ta newsletter 803, out now
"I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT I WON'T DO THAT(CHER)"
This Week:
* JOHN PEEL ROULETTE - Nostalgia now even easier
* BAGINATOR - fake your Wordle scores
* YOUR EDITOR'S VIEW ON GET BACK - via a plopcast
found by rob
14/01/22
It's B3ta newsletter issue 802
"DON'T OPEN THIS NEWSLETTER UNTIL SUE GRAY HAS FINISHED HER INVESTIGATION"
This Week:
* TOO MANY WORDLE GAGS - You can stop now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modernise Films
* FROM THE ARCHIVES - Diarrhea Dan
found by rob
07/01/22
It's out - B3ta newsletter issue 801
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT NOMINATES *YOU* FOR THE PEDAL BIN, EVERY WEEK"
This Week:
* SWEARDLE - play a shit but rude version of Wordle
* READ THIS - Confessions of an Almost Rock Star
* FROM THE ARCHIVES - Realistic Internet Simulator
found by rob
22/12/21
B3ta newsletter 800 - out now
This Week:
* HELP KUNT - get to no. 1 in the charts & our hearts
* WHERE'S BONO? - Topical online game for 2021
* DEATHS OF THE YEAR - as is traditional
found by rob
10/12/21
B3ta newsletter 799, out now:
"Your subscription to 'giving a shit about anything ever' has lapsed"
This Week:
* IMAGINARY PAINT COLOURS - from Rock'n'Roll names
* NEW VIDEO - for Kunt's no. 1 Xmas bid
* GAME - Practise 'having a girlfriend' simulator
found by rob
03/12/21
B3ta newsletter 798, out now
"8 HOUR DOCUMENTARY ABOUT WRITING THE B3TA NEWSLETTER REJECTED BY DISNEY+"
This Week:
* KUNT'S VIDEO - it's out!
* MONSTER PUN AMNESTY - challenge results
* FESSHOLE - let's link to the best of. Yay.
found by rob
26/11/21
B3ta newsletter 797, out now
"SORRY YOU WERE OUT - YODEL HAS LEFT YOUR NEWSLETTER IN THE SPAM FOLDER"
This Week:
* KUNT - Announces bid for Xmas No 1
* RNLI - charity Xmas card designed by Dr Dunno
* FESSHOLE - Breaks 200k followers. You can stop now
found by rob
19/11/21
B3ta newsletter 796, out now
"BREAKING: The Queen Is Dead is still quite a good album actually"
This Week:
* GAME - Saturday afternoon Ikea trip simulator
* SHIT AI IMAGES - Easiest way to do them yet
* FESSHOLE - Your fancying Roger Taylor confession
found by rob
12/11/21
B3ta newsletter 795, out now:
"Please confirm your credit card details with Dominic Cummings' OnlyFans"
This Week:
* QUIZ - the Jet Set Willy Geoguesser game
* THE WURZELS - Singing Tears For Fears
* HORROR GAME CHALLENGE - the results
found by rob
08/11/21
B3ta newsletter 794 - out now
"Unpopular opinion: no one stands up for the dogs who *like* fireworks"
This Week:
* SIMULATE A WETHERSPOONS PUB WITHOUT VISITING
* HOW TO GET PAST PAYWALLS (THIS WEEK)
* GAME - CHILL OUT STACKING ROCKS
found by rob
29/10/21
B3ta newsletter 793 out now
"The B3taverse has now rebranded as TwatBook"
This Week:
* BOT - NewsBard goes LIVE!
* VIDEO - Laser powered cooking
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - B3ta vs Meta (m3ta?)
found by rob
22/10/21
B3ta newsletter 792 - out now
"FREE NFT INSIDE (*no fucking thing)"
This Week:
* ODDLY APPROPRIATE ADDRESSES - from 3word wankers
* INTERVIEW - Sir "Uncle" Clive's nephew
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - TV Crossovers
found by rob
15/10/21
B3ta newsletter 791, out now
"BUILD BACK B3TA"
This Week:
* QUIZ: Can you spot the more clicky headline?
* CHALLENGE: Pop group animals
* FESSHOLE: Toast secrets unveiled
found by rob
08/10/21
New newsletter out now - issue 790
"A fond hello to our tens of readers"
This Week:
* SONGYSONG - Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson
* THE RETURN OF SHEEP FILMS - gif gig with Giphy
* JAMES BOND - the B3ta image challenge
found by rob
24/09/21
B3ta newsletter 788, out now
"PANIC BUY B3TA NEWSLETTERS, WE BEG YOU, SOMEONE"
This Week:
* QUIZ - Wiki In The Middle
* BOT - Richard Herring Simulator
* CHALLENGE - make tv/film more British (results)
found by rob
17/09/21
B3ta newsletter 787 out now:
"'We Bought It To Help With Your Homework' in a sad minor key"
This Week:
* FESSHOLE - the James Blunt crossover no one wanted
* SUCCESS - 'Hell Bus' reaches crowdfunder target
* CHALLENGE - Help Gov make TV & film more British
found by rob
16/09/21
Home computing pioneer Sir Clive Sinclair dies aged 81
"We bought it to help with your homework
We bought it to help with your homework
And the household accounts
If your dad ever works it all out"
All flags at half-mast.
And a reminder that the
B3ta ob3tuaries challenge remains open should you like to pay respects using
photoshop Rainbird Software's Art Studio.
found by rob
11/09/21
B3ta newsletter 786, out now
"Open this newsletter like you still give a shit"
This Week:
* CONTENT - Inside your brain like idea jam
* WORDS - That will inspire you to nuke the moon
* IMAGES - Made by gods, for gods
found by rob
27/08/21
B3ta newsletter 785 out now
"Fans of bad sectors should have their hard drives checked"
This Week:
* MUSHYBEES - Sponsored run
* FESSHOLE - Best advice on fly-tippers ever
* CHALLENGE - Prince Andrew results
found by rob
21/08/21
"Open this b3ta newsletter for a nostalgia wank about 2002"
This Week:
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - celebrate Prince Andrew
* NICHE MUSEUMS - small ones you can visit (in US)
* RAVING NOSTALGIA - R U on 1 matie?
found by rob
13/08/21
B3ta newsletter 783 - out now
* VIDEO - why we're "100%" straight
* TOOL - Find out what you tweeted on this day
* DVD SCREENSAVER - recreated in shit HTML
found by rob
06/08/21
B3ta newsletter 782 - out now:
* EVERY SECOND SONG - Songs from 1 second upwards
* EUPHEMISM QUIZ - With "real" speech
* HOW TO MAKE AI IMAGES - the easy way
found by rob
02/08/21
Bored? Think up some new euphemisms for the
Sicktionaryfound by rob
30/07/21
B3ta newsletter 781, out now
This Week:
* SICKTIONARY - Yes, horrible thesaurus is back
* CHALLENGE - New Olympic Sports
* FACTS - Everything
found by rob
23/07/21
B3ta newsletter issue 780, out now:
* QUIZ - Can you spot the cheapo art?
* COMPUTER MUSEUM - celebrates 30 years of web
* PODCAST - Paul McCartney celebrated at last
found by rob
16/07/21
B3ta newsletter 779 - out now
This Week:
* IMAGES: Books with titles that match artwork
* QUIZ - recognise the film from the AI image
* CHALLENGE: 'Animal Holidays'
found by rob
09/07/21
B3ta newsletter 778, out now - this Week:
* DISGUSTING - Johnson eats Pot Noodle in bath
* CHALLENGE - Celebs in space
* HOW TO MAKE AI IMAGES - the easy way
found by rob
08/07/21
Submit stuff to the newsletter - just a reminder that we write the b3ta newsletter every week and we want your stuff. That's your projects, snippets of news or just something that you found amusing. Use the form, Luke.
https://b3ta.com/mailus/found by rob
02/07/21
B3ta newsletter issue 777 - out now:
This Week:
* LISTEN TO AUDIO - to plant trees
* SWIPES FOR DADDY - Older men on Tinder. Eek
* TENACIOUS D DOES THE BEATLES - at last (?!)
found by rob
25/06/21
B3ta newsletter 776 - out now. Yes, it's a b3ta newsletter that's vaguely on time.
This Week:
* ANCIENT B3TA EMAILS - let's time travel to 2014
* CYRIAK & WHEATLEY - together again or something
* FESSHOLE BREAKS GERMANY - well, sort of
found by rob
