B3ta newsletter 775, out now:
We've written 775 newsletter and we're not going to stop now you wankers. This Week:
* AUGMENTED REALITY SANDWICHES - Finally!
* WICKER MAN / BOND - Mashed up together
* CHALLENGE - Northern films (quite good)
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Shocked and saddened to share the news that we've lost early b3tan Hugo_Rune AKA Greg - if you'd like to pay your respects, say something on this thread.
UPDATE: There's a fundraiser for his kids here.
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Thank you to our newsletter sponsor Upshot for buying an additional month - they're an email newsletter about sport and the founder said that sponsorship went well for them so they're back for more. So please return the love (should you like sport) by signing up at https://upshot.email.
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B3ta newsletter 774 - out now:
* GENERATOR - You Wouldn't [Download] A [Car]
* SKIP INTRO - Tell it to fuck off
* FESSHOLE - Man loses Connect 4 to a child
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B3ta newsletter issue 773 - out now.
* GAME - Yes YOU can be a Freemason
* ACTORS - Spinning round (not like meatspin)
* CHALLENGE - Super Mario vs. Corel Draw
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B3ta newsletter 772, out now:
* "WEBSITE" - HappyToast launches site
* LO-FI SCI-FI - introducing 'Starship Impossible'
* MOVING PICTURES - Yes, the technology now exists
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B3ta newsletter 771 - out now:
* TERMS AND CONDITIONS - the game
* WHAT3WORDS - More cheap trolling
* HOW AVERAGE ARE YOU OPINIONS? Very, we suspect
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B3ta newsletter 770, out now:
* MAPS - now improved with swearing
* POT NOODLE - the search starts now
* HOW TO FEEL OLD - other than using a mirror
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B3ta newsletter 769 - out now!
* CONFESSIONS - Your Lostprophets tattoos (!)
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Make things ROCK
* YES, THIS IS B3TA'S 20th YEAR - yes, we are old
BTW: Please click the sign up link for the UpShot newsletter so that we don't feel we've ripped them off in buying an ad.
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Bad news update on Mushy - she "died incredibly peacefully yesterday evening at the garden House Hospice. It was so gentle and we will forever be grateful to them". Mushy will be missed by old school b3tans who won't forget her drawings and her incredibly knack for bad taste gags. If you want to say something - add it to this thread so we can all read it it one place - thank you.
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B3ta newsletter 768 - out now:
* SNOPES OR NOPES - fake news quiz fun
* NEW SPONSOR - yes, we got another!, thx UPSHOT
* SOME SHIT JOKES - sorry about these, really
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Thank you to our new newsletter sponsor Upshot - they're an email newsletter about sport. Quite chuffed as the guy running it got in touch after polling their readers for newsletters they liked and B3ta came first with 30 mentions. Yay. So please return the love (should you like sport) by signing up at https://upshot.email.
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B3ta newsletter 767 - out now:
* LAW OF THE PLAYGROUND - the semi return
* WOMEN - now celebrated for their sophistication
* ADVICE - from the old to the young
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B3ta newsletter 766 - out now:
* SONG - Kunt pays tribute to the People's Prince
* WEBSITE - The return of Question Swap
* SEXY DOGS - well a short Fesshole anecdote ok?
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B3ta newsletter 765 - out now!
* IMAGINARY FRIENDS REUNITED - at last
* BRIAN SEWELL SOUNDBOARD - Rebooted for the 2020s
* FREDDO - The biggest ever? Maybe
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B3ta newsletter 764 - out now.
* BAD TASTE - Fred & Rose board game (sorry)
* SCIENCE - Can you play Doom on crabs?
* CHALLENGE - Flaaaagggsss!
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IMPORTANT NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIPTION UPDATE - we've just realised that the newsletter subscribe page has been broken for a few weeks. If you've tried to sub in the past and failed then please sub now. Ooh and apparently we've also fixed the RSS for those running pirated copies of Google Reader on their 486s.
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B3ta newsletter 763 - out now - read it you cunts.
* SURVEY - Did you have imaginary friends?
* NIRVANA - their "music" now improved
* KUBRICK - Now for kids
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B3ta newsletter 762 - out now. Look at that, four newsletters in a row out roughly on time.
* WEBSITE - Donate every time an awful twat tweets
* MUSHY-AID - Help out an old B3tan
* APOLOGIES - To Hebtro for missing the ad last week
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B3ta newsletter 761 - out now. Good newsletter this week, such excellent stuff from Monkeon and Matt Round. Also the challenge - you've all pulled out the stops and it's brilliant.
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Really shit news about Mushybees - the C word but not the fun one. Stage 4. We're raising a bit of cash so she can spend it how the fuck she likes because she deserves it.
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B3ta newsletter 760 - out now:
* BUTTYSTICK - Ver 3.0 released you lucky peeps
* SPOOKY TUBE RECORDING - 'The Nothing Line'
* OH GOD - A lockdown song (but kinda ok)
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B3ta newsletter 759 - out now.
* RESEARCH - Does buying into Spotify playlists work?
* SWEARCLOCK RELAUNCHED - Crowdsourced time-wank
* PICTURES - that move with the power of animation
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B3ta newsletter 758 - oh look what the cat dragged in - a fucking newsletter.
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B3ta newsletter 757, out now - Happy New Year to our reader.
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Remember to buy the track Boris Johnson Is A F**king C**t this Christmas so it's no 1. There's a chance it might even work - it's no 3 in the mid weeks. Well done Kunt! UPDATE: He reached no 5. Not bad really.
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B3ta newsletter 756 out now - featuring a sentient ham that knows how many wanks you've had, a quiz about leopards and a small stone that never stops screaming. Maybe.
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B3ta newsletter 755,out now:
* QUIZ - How decisive are you?
* FESSHOLE - Cat nipple doctor shock
* BBC MICROS - a surprising amount of them. OK, two
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B3ta newsletter 754, out now
* AI ART - For sale, at last
* FESSHOLE - Improving charity shop donations
* TEST - Are YOU going bald? SPOILER: YES!
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B3ta newsletter 753, out now
* SNAP! Can you tell which pics have "same energy"?
* BILL DRUMMOND - Writes play about Fesshole. Really
* BOT - "I'm A Covidiot, Get Me Out Of Here"
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