It's-a me...! Let's-a go!
Don't worry. I didn't take any scissors to it, but it's
still compo-able, right?
From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)
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Don't worry. I didn't take any scissors to it, but it's
still compo-able, right?
From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)
( , Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
That is fucking disturbing
It's good, but I'd say nsfw.
Link it?
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Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55,
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Link it?
I don't care if looks like porn
Men's cocks is not why I come to b3ta
( ,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56,
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You'll have to make do with men's cocks
as I keep all the pictures of ladies' cocks for myself.
( ,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58,
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Be honest.
You'd click out of curiosity even if it was linked and had a description.
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Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:59,
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But we'd like to be given the choice
Rather have it forced on us.
And anywho, it's still a cock on my screen, and maybe not from far away, but from a metre away it looks like a cock.
We can't see people sneaking up behind us y'know.
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Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01,
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And anywho, it's still a cock on my screen, and maybe not from far away, but from a metre away it looks like a cock.
We can't see people sneaking up behind us y'know.
I know
Damn ninjas and their un-able-to-be-seen-ness
What's AICMFP?
Another term I don't know =/
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Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:06,
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What's AICMFP?
Another term I don't know =/
Disturbing?
Blimey come on its not exactly triple x-rated hard-core porn is it? If thats distrubing how do you manage even going to the loo? We've all got one.. well some of us of course
;)
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Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:14,
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;)
I feel violated now...
Sorry... I feel like *violating* now.
I like this. It's turned me gay.
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Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:23,
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I like this. It's turned me gay.
How is he a wimp?
He doesn't wanna see your cock, what;s wrong with that?
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Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02,
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The thing is
if it had been girlboobcleavage, or ladymuff, there would be no complaints.
In fact, there would be demands for more pictures in gynaecological detail.
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Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:09,
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In fact, there would be demands for more pictures in gynaecological detail.
this is beginning to remind me of tossers on youtube shouting FAKE!
( ,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03,
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I think it was a plea for it not to really be the folded cock of
Dooley
( ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15,
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The flash (of the camera... not my penis)
makes them look thin, almost balding here!
( ,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:09,
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Looking at this mario cockgami
has turned me gay. I hope you're happy !
( ,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:27,
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It looks painful
But I don't know about such things.... A creeped out woo... =\
( ,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:43,
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Jesus H Christ
That's so fucking wrong in many ways. Couldn't you have just made another Maddie joke?
( ,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:58,
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*doesn't know whether to laugh or puke*
( ,
Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:03,
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If this is wrong...
...I don't want to be right.
Bloody superb. I almost made some white wee-wee in my panties.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:56,
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Bloody superb. I almost made some white wee-wee in my panties.
i think it's well done.
and not just because i'm a homo - mystery bob has it right in this comment.
this in no way looks like porn and is a good joke. why people are making a fuss about it is beyond me.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:50,
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this in no way looks like porn and is a good joke. why people are making a fuss about it is beyond me.
God has decreed
that this picture does not look like porn.
At first glance you do not notice what the image truly is, therefore this picture is safe for work.
This is God's final decision on the subject, all subsequent moaning will be ignored.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:23,
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At first glance you do not notice what the image truly is, therefore this picture is safe for work.
This is God's final decision on the subject, all subsequent moaning will be ignored.
Fucking genius
And I'm ASTONISHED to see this on the front page.
( ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29,
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I am loving that its on the front page
and all these folks that ignored him. One can't ignore the FP! Hurrah for folded cocks *folds*
( ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:51,
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Unless it's moaning resulting from pleasure.
Woo pic, by the way.
( ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:24,
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NSFW!
NSFW NSFW!! get this cock off the home page for christs sake!
( ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18,
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Isn't there usually?
I'd tag that though - that'll be in Zoo (or more appropriately, Nuts) before you can say "Magic Donkey"
( ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35,
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This is about as pornagraphic
as making a circle with your index finger and thumb, then waving your other index finger about inside it. Fairly ridiculous to claim otherwise - if your boss saw this over your shoulder and felt obliged to grumble, it'd most likely be to tell you to "stop looking at cartoons" or similar.
Jesus christ though, is this not extremely uncomfortable to perform, Dooley? The angle of the bend is truly eye-watering...I'd be too scared of it getting stuck like that due to some weird ligament protest or whatever. *whimpers* :O
Amusing though, in a profoundly disturbed way. ;)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:41,
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Jesus christ though, is this not extremely uncomfortable to perform, Dooley? The angle of the bend is truly eye-watering...I'd be too scared of it getting stuck like that due to some weird ligament protest or whatever. *whimpers* :O
Amusing though, in a profoundly disturbed way. ;)
AA+++++++++ Reply :)
Point 1) Yes.
Point 2) Did you know you can actually break your penis? True medical fact, that is.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:21,
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Point 2) Did you know you can actually break your penis? True medical fact, that is.
This is going to bounce round office emails for ages now.
I have had this sent to me from 2 different sources that dont even know about b3ta.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30,
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I have had this sent to me from 2 different sources that dont even know about b3ta.
is it just me..
or is your penis disturbingly tanned? Dove Summer Glow used while wanking?
( ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47,
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let me know how it works out
cos I have a feeling that it will be the new craze and all the cool kids will be tanning their cocks
( ,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:53,
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that's luvly
I'm fairly surprised at some of the negative comments above though. Jumping on some moral bandwagon that exists ONLY in their head is the sort of thing people do when nobody will listen to them on any other subject.
Have a woo :-)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:53,
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Have a woo :-)
I started at this for a long time,
with the full realisation that it's a cock,
then it hit me - I AM STARING AT A COCK.
Well done, I fricken love it.
Though I must admit, that must've hurt - My fiance winced when he saw this.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:40,
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then it hit me - I AM STARING AT A COCK.
Well done, I fricken love it.
Though I must admit, that must've hurt - My fiance winced when he saw this.
worringly seems like it is only slightly larger in diameter
than your fly button.
Large button, I hope...?
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:21,
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Large button, I hope...?
Wow, contentious.
I think every active member has replied to this.
So I have to add a Woo as well. ;)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:59,
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So I have to add a Woo as well. ;)
Fucking hilarious
"Funerbing", as TheNevile said. *g*
I personally say it's the most inventive thing in trousers since the first person to do so passed through after a fart.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:38,
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I personally say it's the most inventive thing in trousers since the first person to do so passed through after a fart.
That is awesome!!!
bendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendy
( ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:27,
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it's oddly mesmerising
(damn, where's the post anonymously button?)
( ,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:40,
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Hahahaha
This is exactly why B3ta has separate Ignore, Hide and I like this! buttons. (Latter two pushed)
edit: arse, Hide doesn't removed it from the FP... as deserved as it is. Somebody post a string of excellent FP-worthy images!
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10,
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edit: arse, Hide doesn't removed it from the FP... as deserved as it is. Somebody post a string of excellent FP-worthy images!
This is very onventive
I really don't want to know what sort of drugs you were on when you decided this was a good idea :)
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18,
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I'm the lurkiest lurker that ever lurked...
...But this has prompted me to comment. Freaking Lord Jesus, thats insane. My soul has died diminished slightly from looking. I'm not coming here again.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30,
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oh dear...
...I'm sure your 0.6 posts a month will be sorely missed...
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:56,
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Ace
I'd just like to say woo yay to that matey.
And now I'll go back to lurkin.
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Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:58,
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And now I'll go back to lurkin.
Could've been worse
I was half expecting some sort of cock-flopping gif action...
There's always the next compo, I guess.
(Goes back to lurking)
( ,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52,
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There's always the next compo, I guess.
(Goes back to lurking)
totally fucking awesome!
i wish mine was big enough to bend over like that
( ,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:53,
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Are you going to do a double act with the FP Mario riding your bare Yoshi arse?
( ,
Sat 7 Jul 2007, 12:03,
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Only if you have enough quarters
It takes a while to put on the paint.
( ,
Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53,
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Arf!
Unpleasently cock related, but arf non the less!
/me goes back to lurkage.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:39,
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/me goes back to lurkage.
/unlurk
Muchly clever, took me a while to realise what it was shockingly.
/returns to ultralurkage
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:07,
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/returns to ultralurkage
It's post of the year
For all the right and wrong reasons. This should be mentioned on December 31st
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Sat 7 Jul 2007, 12:04,
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