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# newsletter title compo
you've got to be in it to win it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# because we care


* that will never be used!
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# 'My cat has a serious bum wart and she only has 300 months to live'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7542642
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Oh, come on, you know you do!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# oh...what was it?
Bummer I forgot!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# PICK UP YOUR GAME!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# ^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# ^THIS, DEFINITELY
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^ THIS, INDUBITABLY
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ^ WHAT HE SAID
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ^ I AGREE
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ^ I CONCUR
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ^ THAT TOO
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ^ THIS ALSO
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# ^ MOTION CARRIED
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# or Maddie gets it!
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# No
Maddie is said "game"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# That
was my point, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# WE SUPPORT BILL MURRY AS STOCKHOLM TRANSPORT MINISTER
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
#

www.b3ta.com/board/7537601
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# DAVID HASSELHOFF: STILL DRUNK, STILL NAKED AND STILL MAKING LOVE TO YOUR WIFE
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I ordered a shirt at the b3ta shop
and didn't even get a lousy t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# well you wouldn't if you ordered a shirt
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I ordered two, two months ago
and so far, they aren't responding to my e-mails
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# B3ta does not recognise the low countries

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# It used to

but this new shop is being a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# DIBS ON THE CORPSE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Fuck off!
I THOUGHT THAT UP IN THE SHOWER LAST NIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
#
thought that upsaid it out loud to a colleague in the amatuer serial killer society
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# LAUGH OUT VERY FUCKING LOUD!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I have to go to the train station now
to buy tickets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# yay!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# 42% better than the latest Dilbert DNRC newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# This newsletter will give you AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# +LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# AIDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ^this
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Aaaaah maaaaan!
this made me 'pfffffft' a wet green one out of my nose, right onto my new keyboard.
It got stuck between the b and the n, but luckily, I was able to pry it out with a freshly sharpened pencil

/nose blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# B3ta just made you lose The Game
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# pissflaps
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# bastard!
that's twice today
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# sorry
still love your username though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Do you ever win at the game?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# No it's impossible

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Then I would like to put forward the motion that the game sucks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I'll suck your motions in a minute
*no I fucking won't
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# You are winning all the time you are not losing
and all the time that little cunt child isn't posting on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Surely the Game ends when there is a winner.
Everything in between is people just fighting it out
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# If everyone won it could end I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# So odds of it ending are slim to none?
www.b3ta.com/board/7542704
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Until someone remembered it...
then we'd be fucked again.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Solution: KILL ALL HUMANS!
Result!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I bet it would be you as well
Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# except theres a 30 minute period..
..to forget once some loses
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I am said Cunt Child.
*pokes sig*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I've been playing the game for years.
I find that regular mentions don't bother me, it's when you go 6 months without it then someone asks "how do you play the game then?" in reference to e.g a nintendo Wii title and your mind makes the link and you reply

"well first you... FUCKSOCKS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# when will this sad nonsense be forgotten
won't anyone think of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *thinks of children*
*reports to police station in accordance with Sarah's Law*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# oh hai guys
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# oh lol guys!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# ^this!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# YES!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Did I miss a weekly joke with this one?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=25648&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# B3TA is celebrating 20 years of Bad AIDS
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# "I THOUGHT THIS UP IN THE SHOWER LAST NIGHT"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# "I said it out loud to a colleague in the amatuer serial killer society"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# "This one is shit, go look at some spam or something"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Tiger Balm is Not Food
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# FUCK FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# now with added breakdancing leapers!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# More SFW than Holy Moly and ten times as funny
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Less neck than Sandi Toksvig and Clive Anderson's love child
I'm not sure where I'm going with this one though
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Cunt my Fuck you evil spam filter
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# hamsters with tits
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# there she is.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# This week's newletter printed on 100% recycled internets
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# is poo stickier than cake?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ^This^
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# let's ask gillian mckeith!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# maybe
if poo is made of sticky cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# OH, SNAP!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# It's like filling you bumhole with baby oil
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# b3ta football shirt on sale now.
are you brave enough to wear it?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# More Friday than actual fried hay
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Its a bank holiday weekend, time to get shit faced. Sleep with a whore and go give the wife her AIDS
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# cheese weasel vs. chutney ferret
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# pfftt
that made me lol long time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# "Shave your bum-fluff with this razor wit!"
Or possibly "Shave your bum-fluff with this Rasta-Twit"
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# "How man-eating badgers helped defeat Hitler"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# We've given the newsletter a shit title this week 'cos we know you'll read it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Poo Bum Dicky Wee Wee
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Aids is NSFW .... leave it at home please
:)
[ninja'd for ease]
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# tiger balm is never a good substitute for lube
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# its ok.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# and if you use it for oral
it heals her sore throat
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# EMPTY YOUR BOWELS ON A HAPPY CHILD.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# www.lost.eu/4ac4c
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# PUT AN END TO YOUR SKATE CAREER AND TAKE YOUR PLACE AT MY SIDE IN THE CLOWN BANK!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hello email - your P.enIs start to growing here

(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# That came straight out of your inbox didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Basically
yes, it did. I take my hummus where I find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Dr Dyslexia is so funny that we had to downvote him again
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# ;)
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me fucking laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ^THIS^
WITH A BIT OF JURY TAMPERING AND HONOURS FOR CA$H!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# You don't have to be a chubby chaser to be a paedophile; but it helps.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# 500 ELVISES LOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# bumming monkeys gave you aids
and now your sister has it too
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# IF YOU'VE SUFFERED A PERSONAL INJURY AND SOMEONE ELSE IS TO BLAME, READ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# WTB: Saw, bin bags, shovel, your silence
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# AIDS LOL.
Edit: Bollocks. Too late.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Filling your inbox with purple delight
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# DIRE-STRAITS-BROTHERS-IN-ARMS-TASTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# brought to you by the number 4 and the word poopshoot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# "Is it too early for Rhys jokes?"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6962198.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I knew that*
*didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
# CONAKRY MOOSEPIPE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# VIRGIN MARY GAVE AIDS TO GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# "My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I spend so much time playing Second Life and now my Second Life girlfriend is threatening to leave me because my avatar spends so much time playing Third Life."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# i gave up reading that
after the third chapter
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Higher wordcount = better value for money.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ALL CONTENT OLDER THAN STONEHENGE - OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Attack of the Giant Man Eating Badgers
©MOD 2007
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# BANG! and the child is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# big fish, little fish, cardboard box
!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# .
KIDS SHOOT THE FUNNIEST THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# how long till
some-one posts a "golf sale"?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# 'Friendly fire' incident leaves 3 UK soldiers with AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)