I am so sorry....
But some of you is so down on fonts..I'm gonna get my man
Johannes to break it down for ya...




please don't put me on ignore....

From the Font Jokes challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

Good christ.

( Leningrad, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

*Gazes In Awe*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

This is about the best thing I have ever seen
with my two eyes
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)

Wow.
Just... Wow!

MotherFunking WINNER right there!

Edit:

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

*headbutts screen instinctively*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

Ha!
*mops ginger beer*
(theswollenbeef >>>replace beef with bacon>>>REPEAT, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

HA!

( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)

pft

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

Why am I looking at an unshopped picture of Vanessa Feltz?

(theswollenbeef >>>replace beef with bacon>>>REPEAT, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)

Because you love her and want to lick her forehead.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

Oh God, NOOOOOOOO!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)

holy fuck I shouldn't have asked
*licks*
(theswollenbeef >>>replace beef with bacon>>>REPEAT, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)

phwoar

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)

That's just wrong
:D
( Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)

wrong

lush
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

WTF?
CHRIST
(Otter as serious as cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

This is genius!
If you were a lady horse I'd marry you.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

Fucking epic.

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

I've clicked "I like this!" AND "Ignore" just to be sure :)
(only joking...but about which one!!?)
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

that is EPIC

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

Wow
Winnar.
( Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

Put you on ignore?
Nothing Captain loves more than massive wiggers. Hooray for you, chuts, and hooray for this.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

O_O
A
M
A
Z
I
N
G

*drops it like it's hot*
(theswollenbeef >>>replace beef with bacon>>>REPEAT, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

put you on ignore?
I'm hoping that one day the whole board will just be you... and I can sit and watch what happens.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

:D
*plots*
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)

I think I might set up a second accoutn
and put everyone else on ignore... then see what that looks like.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

fucking hell
this is the winner. close the competition Fraser!
( new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

hahahaha
fucking awesome, some top quality rhyming there!
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

i wonder
is this a film strip so i can load in my old camera?

it fab and wins today's click
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

Wicked
..oooompfff wickid wickid ..booom booom, wickid wickid, booom boooompfh wickid wickid ...booo shaka ya innit, down with the hithtorics in da hoods brutha shaaa mon.
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

O_O

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!
AWESOME


( Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

one day I'll get one of these
*plots to 'shop*
(theswollenbeef >>>replace beef with bacon>>>REPEAT, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

I love this little star
his mouth is wide open and his eyes are full of anticipation

of having gallons of the gel poured upon him

bless you little star!
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)

that reminds me
i must put the gel chappy on the soap machines before i get slung out of this office
( new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)

Ha ha!
Photos if you do or it didn't happen.

( Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)

as soon as i can get at the colour printer and some stickers
.
( new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)

10/10 for effort.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

Might as well
give up and go home.
*cliick!
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

Hoooohhhhlleeey fuck.
*falls down*
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

Longer!
Make it longer!

* My scroll finger is now fucked - Thanks!
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

You are the win

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

Good Lord!
Just popped in for a moment to find this wonderment - it must win!

*click*
( enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

hahaha
completely special. *click*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

this
is the best thing I have ever seen on b3ta.
( kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

The last two words
are redundant.
(stalinism, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)

This is a thing of beauty

( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)

Jesus Christ, this wins every competition ever.
You're a genius and I love you.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

this wins everything ever
Ker-liiiick!
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

Shitting Jebus!
This is genius!
*spluffs*
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

Hell yes!!
Ignore? Sack that, I've put you on 'Salute'! *clicks*
( Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

this
is
awesome


a thousand clicks i bestowe upon thee!
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

Clicks like mad!
That's hot.
(Andy_Control is sick of your childish behaviour, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)

Hahahaha

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)

And that ends this weeks comp!
Amazing, so so funny. Very well done :D
WoO!
( Frogbeat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

That...
...is
...just
.......words
...fail
...me

Holy crudsticks, that's immensely brilliant :D
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)

tha-ga... I... you... isztga... flaba....
I'm buyin you a pizza.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)

Consider my mike well and truly busted.
Boo, er... yakawotsit.
Proper lovely, and the tallest picture of the year too.
( Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)

Genius.

( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)

hahahahaha
fucking hell.
( Mushroom, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)

woo to the yay
with a panowie to boot.

That was great!
( giant_squid, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)

Oh my word

( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)

this is what B3ta is for
Although there are many fine entries in this compo, to vote for any other when there's only one vote I can give this would be unfair.
Outstanding!
( Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)

oh jesus shite
that's wonderful.
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)

fuck.
talent.
Claps.
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

Bloody Hell!
That's impressive.

*feverish clickage*
( Ugi is dazed & confused, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

Fuck me.
That is brilliant.
(helmsdeep, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

Fuck me
but that's just fucking genius
( FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

win
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin

win

(winwin)
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

:-D
Truly awesome
(povey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

Fuckin' A Man!
...forget the alternate entries. This is da bomb.
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

Bloody Superb Old Chap
Woo
(The_Commander_of_Skips is stepping through the doooooor, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

bloody 'ell
this is almost too good!
(augsav, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

This post is a cure for depression.
Most defintely :D

I love you man!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

That is so
So, so good. Gave me a mong grin by the end of it.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

Your rhyming scheme is whack
and your words don't scan. Whoever told you you could bus a rhyme, blud?
(Jimbotfu is bringing home the bacon!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Fucking Nora, that's good!
How long did that take?
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

\o/

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

This is a thing of beauty.,
Excellent, truly excellent.

I particularly like the idea of Luther droppin' Bishops like pounds of Bacon.
( DrPrunesquallor Laughing giddily on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

THIS IS FABULOUS
Ghutto-fabulous
I think it's a shame that it's received so little attention, but hope the fact that I have noticed its quality is some small compensation for this.
( Vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)

Wunderbar!

(munzor in the jungle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

oh.. my
this gets mad clicks boyeee
(blackkatt82 likes cheese!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)

fuck yes.
fuuuck yes.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)

Fancy finding you here...
Fuckin' epic m8. I thought it was never going to end.

...Untill 21 dec 2012...
(Red Fletcher, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)

Just when my attention starts to wane...
...b3ta throws you one of these.

The Highest Accolade I Can Bestow:
The Ultimate WOO
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)

This is brilliant.

( dotmund shut up dotmund, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)

Freaking....
...awesome! Well done on the lanky trip, hooome-bwoy.
(griffin147, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)

Dope biznizz
I loved that shit.
(PlumDozer Cook, Pass, Babtridge, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)

it just doesn't get much better than this!

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)

Fucking clicking this

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)

I just wanted to put the 70th reply.

( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)

I love this
like Helvetica
( Rob T Firefly jammed out the fucks, motherkickers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)

This is the best thing.
It makes quite an Impact.
( TheFelineAnarchist, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

oh yes

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

blimey
sterling job :)
(Plexus Fruit n veg stall, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)

lol fuck lol
deserving of fp
( Frumbert has no sig, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)

You da man there Magical Chutney
this is bangin' which is why I is clickin' like a bitchin'
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

yes. yes yes yes.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

seems I'm a bit late to the party again



( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)

hi cockalorum!

( the wub that lies beyond, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)

Absolutely marvellous.
One of the best things I've seen on b3ta!
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)

Oh good christ yes

( the wub that lies beyond, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

this wins.
superb stuff.
( mrRush, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)

Jesus Assraping Buddha!
I cannot find the right superlatives to express how unbelievably fucking brilliant this is.
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)

great stuff.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)

This is the bestest best thing ever !
Word.
( rabbitz, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

i never reply to shoops
but fuck this is too good, had me loling at guess who's back.....
(ewe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)

Excellent
Simply marvellous
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)

I love that like I loove Bacon.

( Staticgirl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Genius
You da man
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

This is the pinnacle of Western civilization
it's all downhill from here.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)