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[challenge entry] I'd call surfing with sharks pretty extreme.

Yes I know she's not a child. But...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# She was when it happened though, I think, so it counts.
I want an arm like that - yay!

Yup - she was 13... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethany_Hamilton
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Thanks for the fact-check.
That would "seem less" to be a problem with my post then.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# deedle eedle eet deedle eedle eet...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Ha!
^what it said
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
# To be viewed while playing this
www.televisiontunes.com/Newsround.html

And when you've finished - www.televisiontunes.com/Newsround_-_Closing.html

(Oh my, I think I've found my new favourite site)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Ah, but you need the full funky version
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Awesome! I'm doing 70s TV show dancing at my desk.
And I shall reply with a lovely (if poor in picture) snippet from the Radiophonic live show at the Roundhouse in 2009 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4TXL1kYSYY - containing a recording of the full piece that gave the outro ("New Worlds" by John Baker) that segues into a semi-live performance of the same.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
#
Plus the full version of the closing tune.

Edit: Mindpiss!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Yay! Yours is a better recording.
I will buy the Radiophonic album with this on when I've got some spare cash, but the Amazon page that I visited shows some slightly... unexpected "Customers who bought this..." entries at the bottom.

www.amazon.co.uk/BBC-Radiophonic-Music-David-Cain/dp/tracks/B001BDZI0C/ref=dp_tracks_all_1#disc_1
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# *Puzzled*
All looks in order to me...are you sure you're not looking at 'Customers who bought items in your Recent History also bought...'?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Oh my, it is indeed keying off things I have recently looked at.
Looked at, I hasten to add... not bought. I do like the juxtaposition of all those rude aprons and a blood-pressure meter, though.

I think I really should get back to doing some works. *runs away*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Hehe
Some of the ones in mine are obviously from following links from this site.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# WoW!!!!!!!
Been hunting for that for years
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Now that is fabulous
Quick someone, sync Rita Hayworth up to that!
www.b3ta.com/links/774290
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaha
"today we have a primary school class sorting out bottles and cans for recycling and an animal being rereleased into the wild"

/every night on Newsround
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# there was usually an ozone layer update too
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# oh god yes
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Samantha Bricktop?

Probably been done to death already.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha :D
"..I'm sweet enough..."
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
# "And today she is sure to provoke another avalanche of strong reaction as she defends herself in a fresh article on MailOnline..."
The Mail are self-perpetuating shockmeisters. Their motto should be "Stimulus-Response".


(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)
# It's pretty pointless having a motto you don't understand
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)
# world's most popular online paper
they didn't get there by being stupid. They got there by making people stupid.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# And showing lots of pictures of celebrities falling out of taxis and
swimwear.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I'd call them cunning and aware rather than smart, though
I've read too many Daily Mail articles written by illiterates to assume they've got much of a grasp of English.

Also, I second the "girls in bikinis and celebs falling out of cars" part of it. I actually read the Daily Mail website quite often - entirely for the comments section, which is enjoyable in the way that watching an entire species lower themselves to the level of the tramp flinging shit at a wall is enjoyable. By "enjoyable" I mean "distressing and mind-numbing".
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Ed MiliBean
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)
# 5 months and no idea of how this place works?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Well I picked the wrong time to fucking post my picture :(
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# im going to scroll down to your pic and click "i like this" regardless of its content
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)
# i did and i did
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# fankoo :D
*dances for your amusement*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:43, archived)
# I did that too
although turned out I genuinely liked it, so all is good.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
#


edit - good show with not getting upset and flouncing
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)
#
mod edit
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Nice moves, God.
*finger guns*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
#
mod edit - put them as replies, not new threads
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# That's weird
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
# there'd be nothing left on the board if it was
;-)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)
# He has indeed moved in mysterious ways already
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# My reply has a leg just dog
or however it goes
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Some of your images are very good
but you shouldn't post them all one after another in new threads.

Look down, God is fixing it for you
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)
#
Apologies for the number of postings - and knock on effect with other users' postings. Will not overload the message board and keep to a limited posting once in a while. Was suggested by friends to share examples of work asap. Once again apolgies for hogging the message board.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Hooray!
Welcome, you're work is good and I look forward to seeing some more in due course.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)
# You have walked the fires of b3ta and lived to tell the tale.
Welcome, markmchem. You are now a sworn /board brother.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Welcome new person
It's worth reading the FAQ before posting things to get a feel of how things work before posting anything else. And a personal request, although politics are a regular theme here, please don't make it the sole subject of your posts :)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)
# BRING ON THE LOLITICS!
I like lolitics.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:44, archived)
# I like the way you mo-ooove
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Now look what you've done, you've woken God!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# mod edit - Just post them as replies, it's not rocket science
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)
# I thought that said "Let them eat cold piss" for a minute
Given the amount of boiling piss that flies around these days, that would seem quite harsh.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Well, that was very exciting.
I was all snoozy and shit, but then you arrived.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Am it school hols tiem?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Yes yes it is
you didn't get the memo?
www.b3ta.com/board/10731207
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Cameron - put a twit in your tank
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)
# DUDE!
STOP FOR A MINUTE AND READ THE REPLIES!!!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)
# stop being a twat now
and read the FAQ
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Michael Gove - class idiot
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)
# slow down little one
if you're going to spunk your load all at once, why not post them as replies to your initial thread?

Otherwise you're just pushing everyone else's work off the board
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)
# It's half-term!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
mod edit - smaller cheers


(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)
# smaller perhaps?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)
# but how would i see it from space if it was smaller?
insensitive bastard

edit - *squints*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:04, archived)
# argh!
perspective headfuck!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Actual size.
EDIT: That's better. Nice pic.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)
# What perspective matching algorithm are you using?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Pfftt... this
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
#
The "fuck it, that will do" algorithm !
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# those aren't pillows...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)
# that isn't a gear stick either
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:59, archived)
# My wife likes me. I like me.

Woo, also
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)
# haha... "cover me, Porkins"
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Still love this
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
Clegg loves it really!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# don't worry i'll reply to your picture all the way down here
woo yay!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)
# hahaha cheers
I know the board can move fairly quickly in the morning sometimes but fucking hell!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Cleggy has teh fears :D
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
# horses walking all over a zebra
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:07, archived)
# 8D
Paperback Rider.
The Mule On The Hill.
You've Got To Ride Your Love Away.
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Donkey.
Hay Jude.
Rein.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:41, archived)
# you missed I want to hold your Hoof
and Ticket to Ride (on Blackpool beach)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Latecomers are always welcome.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:52, archived)
# we all live in a piebald submarine
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)
# tenuous, but
Dark Horse - an album by George Harrison.



!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:47, archived)
# George was OK in my books.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Travelling Wilburys
very nice first album
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
# 'ning.
I foal fine.
I saw her stallion there.
+ McCartney and Wings - Filly love songs.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)
# and here endeth the gay shift.
* Well, nearly... Happy birthday Robert Downey Jr, Graham Norton and Heath Ledger.



"Although I am not sure you should be filming in the cinema Robert."
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:36, archived)
# and for you lovely ladies...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:36, archived)
# Lully ladies Mr Wobbly
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:47, archived)
# hahaha
it's a mixture of pain and pleasure on Chevy's face, rough back door action combined with a gentle reach around
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:49, archived)
# First time nerves.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Naughty Shop Challenge is still open, COOL
COOLI blame mofaha for this
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 3:26, archived)
# Hahahah YEAH!!!!
"Don't call. Don't make it weird."
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 3:35, archived)
# there was a bar & grill next to the computer shop. that was their outside menu display box
i want to see how long the landlord lets it stay :)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 3:48, archived)
# Hahaha
let me ask you this... does the landlord happen to be a duck?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 4:05, archived)
# i am not sure
i will ask next time i see him
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 4:12, archived)
# "Oh man, I get asked that all the time."
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 4:24, archived)
# The slug-sucking shitbox can stay lost!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 3:39, archived)
# this duck?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 6:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 6:32, archived)
# this fuck.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 6:42, archived)
# have you seen this cat? because it is AWESOME
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 4:22, archived)
# FIND DRUG
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 6:48, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:16, archived)
# Auto spkr
Just remove flaps to hear it speak
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:16, archived)
# "That's what she said!"
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:23, archived)
# It's been around since Rome times ;)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:23, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)
# The inhabitants of planet earth never cease to amuse me.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:42, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# He could go fishing with that
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)
# It's probably fishy enough :D
If he caught a load of fish with it he'd be a quite a seaman ;)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Although, if he turned to piracy
he might also have a jolly roger
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# O_O
*blinks*
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Continuing the bear theme

Care Bear baiting,
(A bit too shit for a new thread, but as I made it I thought I would post)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Neat work, o catastrophic animalcule
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Thank you
My user name is a reference to this song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqG5AR-cAF4
Not that you asked.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# you need to show this to the pandas at Edinburgh Zoo
give them some tips
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Woo
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 1:03, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 1:56, archived)
# Anyone else qualify?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 2:02, archived)
# if this qualifies as a badge, then yes!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 2:08, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 2:19, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 2:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 4:13, archived)
# Yeah, sort of. Although it was more a riff on all the anti-toaper's missing the point that TOAP = "Comics".
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 2:20, archived)
# I did this

Not too many other folks wanted this badge, but if there are any other tubers here, let me know...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:00, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# They're so cute!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha excellent stuff ;-)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I thought she might have had octuplets...
But where are my manners..? Welcome to b3taland :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# lovely
as a rule images should be under 100k here, try saving as a jpg with 10% compression
or just swap it for this www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/octodelivery.jpg
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
#
Oops. Cheers man, replaced now :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# good man/woman/thing
welcome aboard, pull up a chair, shop a kitten, you'll never leave
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Hello.
You seem ok :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# ^ this
potentially a fine addition to the team
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Stupid rule.
In this day and age they should up the limit to at least 105k.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# You gotta be squidding me!
Welcome to b3ta :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# *steals*
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# i'm a sucker
for this sort of thing :))


welcomes!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# :D
Welcome to b3ta
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
#
Thanks for the welcomes :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Newbie's first spang!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Very good....
Put it in the auction... should raise sick squid !
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# That's a load of molluscs!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Congratulations Mrs. Octoface!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
Have one of these, shiny new person!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Cor thanks! Here, I've posted it back...
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Excellent misuse of an apostrophe.
Youll fit in well here.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Yay! Thankies!
*glees*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Needs more Comic Sans.
You get extra B3tapoints for Comic Sans. Try it.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
#



(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Either on purpose
or coincidence but you put this into my head...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW6OrdLkCLU

or faith. Faith loves shit like this, and destiny.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# If we're talking about atoms, allow me to pop this here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGINaRUEkU&feature=related

I've had this in my head for weeks. Can't get enough of it :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I'm gonna get me a smug knowing look
and lecture on tiny stuff people can't see.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# That was beautiful, man................*sniff*
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I think if I didn't pursue an art and design career path, I'd have become a scientist.
Not sure which field though, either biology or physics.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I wanted to be a palaeontologist when I was younger...
Probably would've been pretty boring actually...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Mm, likewise.
I was obsessed with the cosmos as a kid (still am, of course), and I'm quite disappointed I was never taught about it as much as I'd like in school.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I think that just hypnotised me
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Does "your hair is beautiful"
imply the rest of you is butt-ugly?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# No more so than "This post is a waste of time because no-one will go back and read it"
implies that all other posts I have made are worthy
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Although
some of them are very good.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)
# James bone has been on the acid again then!
Could you also tell me how to get gifs to tile horizontaly? when I try it they just finish up going underneath each other....
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# You need a candle, two squirrels, and some cotton swabs.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Well we all need those..
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# don't put spaces or carriage returns between the pointy brackets
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# smoking:)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

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