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# I cut this out if anyone wants to play with it. 230Kb transparent png.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# They're trying to impress the girls with their awesome skillz
It's not working, though...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# You think they're laughing then and not smiling in appreciation
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Most definitely
I can even hear the little snort just at the moment they turn to look at each other and laugh.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# I looked at it first and I was like meh...
Then I noticed the two cones flying through the air and started laughing like a loon :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Haha good, that was meant to be the joke really :-)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# not cones
spunk cannons
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# And you wonder why your ice cream van business failed and you got banned from parking your van outside the school...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Mr Whippy
clue in the name
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Says it all really
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# his beard
would be fluttering about more than that! I mean come on. Where's the realism now days??!!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# In for the dive...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# He's the happiest man alive!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# now that's just showing off ;)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# i've got 99 problems
but my chiropractor ain't one :))
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Ouch! spang.... ;-)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# aaarrggghhh!!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Optimised to death, but I fear the board Nazis


First attempt at an animated gif:
Click for better, any tips for optimisation would be great, I use Gimp and I had to download a gif optimiser,
but if there is a better way I would love to know how.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# it's 370kb and the limit is 400k so don't worry :)
edit - i'd probably say drop the frame rate a bit, the colours could be better if you did that, it's ok otherwise though

edit edit - i heard scanlines work well too but i've never used them myself
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Thanks
I will play about with frame rates, I just assumed as it still had the same number of frames it would be the same file size, just slower. Maybe I don't understand what frame rates are.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# fps
well say it has 100 frames or individual images, if you reduced that to 50 and doubled the frame time, it'd last the same amount of time but have half the amount of frames saving a load of size, the more frames you cut the more jerky it will look though
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Actually
it's not bad. The compression makes it look more artsy than nazi :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# It also
hides a few dodgy bits that show up on the de-optimised one
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Woo yay! That's bloody good for a first gif *click*
For comparative purposes, here was my first ever gif:

No, I don't know what I was thinking.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Here's mine :D
As you can tell, I had a lot to learn about optimization.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# here's mine, it's terrible
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# mine :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha that's awesome!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha I like that.
This was my first gif, got fp'd too :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# This is my first b3ta ani-gif
but my first ani-gif was too perverted to put here
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# LOL
I like
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I don't animate as often as I should.
I wanna do a frame-by-frame animation, draw one out. Just a case of what to draw.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I filenamed... and then immediately slapped my forehead at my own denseness...
It's very good :) I haven't explored the possibilities of transparencies yet - my methods of making gifs are crude at best...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I don't think I've used transparency in an animated GIF, yet. But a static one...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Ah, I'm probably describing it wrong
I meant the bits where you can see 'through' the glow around the ghost to the background behind - I always get seams when I attempt things like that
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# i've been playing with opacity
but for some reason can't get transparencies to work in a gif format? always end up seeing the layer underneath whatever the setting or image i start with (photoshop elements) :(
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# maiden might be able to help you with that if you ask her nicely.....
It does the same to me, so I use other programs for transparent gifs..
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# ooo thanks, thought i was being dim!
other programmes? at the moment i make gifs up with the old school MSgif animator, then run them through PS to optimise etc.. really basic stuff so any hints on what works much appreciated :))
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I use a combination of ,
Adobe imageready, that wont do the transparent thing,
plus Jasc animation shop and macromedia flash mx 2004 that both will, just depending on what I'm trying to do,
If there is a specific thing you want to know feel free to gaz and ask, if I can help I will.... :-) no promises that I can though!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# it's the gif transparency thing with Elements that's really bugging me at the moment :))
hehe thanks, appreciate the offer!!

and proffered use of your images ;)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# It looks like he's done them freehand with the paintbrush on, say, 50% opacity.
Just messing about with the opactiy on the brush tool gives surprisingly good results. You can also reduce the opacity of the eraser and do it the other way round.
I think you can also somehow reduce the opacity of an entire layer to create a see-through image, but haven't tried it as I've never needed it for an image.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# that's a top tip re: eraser
wouldn't have thought of that, thanks!!



yes re: opacity - i've made a few things recently where i just adjust the opacity of the layer to make the lights flash; easier than flipping the layer :))
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# You're welcome :)
Here's an example of when the reduced-opactiy eraser can come in handy.

This didn't look right with the smaller image filling the thought bubble, but a bit of fuzziness around the edges it looks properly "daydreamy".
Edit: Yeah that is really effective in your dancing cat gif, will probably give it a go myself :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# yes i see what you did there!!
looks much better than sharp edges... think i would have probably faffed about with feather on the cut edges, or spray paint!!

..the cat is sitting on top of two layers taken from the same dance floor, which are slightly off set but on top of each other, so all you have to do is bring the opacity up on each layer alternately?

hope that makes sense :))
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Yeah, it's like a dissolve in a movie
Useless fact: In the silent era they used to do dissolves as an in-camera effect. They would take the exposed film of the last few feet of the previous scene, then run it through the camera again for the beginning of the next one, turning the lighting up gradually so that the double exposure appears to fade in.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# cool, just been checking this out
clueless about film..
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Hmm, opacity...
Good tips there, must have a try when I've got time... there's so much I haven't looked at in photoshop yet
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Same here! Still feel like a novice with it in many ways.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
 
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 4:21, archived)
# Cheers
I am not sure what you were thinking with that gif, but I know what it is making me think of.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I have simlar optimisations
heres my first
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Jumping out at you :-) welcome aboard ect..
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# woo!!
my first one was pants :))
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# This^
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Aha! Very good :)
They look like the Krays there..!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# beautiful
and yet also horrific.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# v. good
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# I think you will find the correct spelling is: [ cunts ]
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 1:37, archived)
# Another Samantha Brick in the wall (tweet me @totallyeustus)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# You now need to post
an ascii version on /talk
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# what
where

whom

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
#
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| . . |
| ___ |
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(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# thats beautiful, man
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Its eyes follow you
around the room.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# She's Beeeeeaaaaaauuuuuutiful.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# and i don't know what to do
because she looks like a gnu.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I'd cover her in mortar fnarr fnarr ;)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Slinkski
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# is an escalator slinky heaven or hell?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# It's what bad slinkies go on in the Greek underworld
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I'd quite like to see
a mini elevator designed to take a slinky back to the top of the stairs when it reaches the bottom for perpetual slinky action.

Would have to be more of a stair lift, I guess.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Escher's staircase perhaps?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Just revolving steps like a watermill wheel.
for that endless slinky action.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# arf!
..
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Hehe
I can see those tracks confusing Ray Mears
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# all that baby food has to come out somewhere y`know
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Excuse me, I have to go.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Mega-shyte! :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Compressing now.

And close the door!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Fake
He reads the online addition
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# This is old...
i found it in a box i was sorting out... nothing to do with anything, just... y'know.




Click for bigger (390 kb)

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# It was living in a box. It was living in a cardboard box.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# An old box
containing the mid-90s
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# AAAARGH! CLOSE THE BOX! CLOSE THE BOX!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Too late, The Spice Girls and Mel Gibson in Braveheart have already escaped
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)
# freedom!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
# our faces are going to melt now, Raiders of the Lost Ark style
EDIT: Bad choice, wrong decade.

Our faces are going to be full of tears and horror and disgust, Brad Pitt from Seven style.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# NOOOOOOO!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# in hindsight....
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# she should have signed it 'luv santa x'
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
#

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha excellent bad taste
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# ahahahaha
*buys twelvety*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# And Dan Brown went on to bash the hell out of his computer keyboard with it
resulting it "The Da Vinci Code".
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)
# nicely done.
more pls.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Mnnnngh!
Do sums!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
Back in your box Gideon!

edit/ where did everyone go? Have you killed them?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# R.I.P. sweet b3ta.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# B3ta lies a-mouldering in the grave
but its soul goes marching on
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I think it`s the damp squib of a compo that`s to blame
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# It is indeed a mushy fart of a compo
we could do with a nice bandwagon to make Tuesday night go with a swing
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Ferrets!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# It might just work...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# you can't force a bandwagon, you know
you have to wait for the inspiraton, the moment.

And that has frequently been my job.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I know
I just said we need one, the way roses need the rain
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Look over there!
A dry ice factory.
Good place to get some thinking done.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Aaaagh stop winking at me.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Ever heard about streets under Manchester
They don't exist ;)


Click to see all the pics
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Cathedral Arches?
Best worst kept secret ever.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# :D isn't it just
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# You got some cojones, doing it solo.
Like the pics though, nice work, sir.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I've never been spooked anywhere else
but when I was setting up the camera voices echoed down from the street above and it was really unsettling.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Why, were they talking about you?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# they tell me to kill
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# I like what you did to the place
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# some nice drapes and it would be really nice
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# And maybe a coffin to sleep in
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# no noxious gas or asbestos dust ?
must have been a walk in the park : )

top snaps
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# ^ What she said!

PP you're getting soft in your old age!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Lets be fair though
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
#
news to me
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I've heard of the Streets of London.
Bob Holness played sax. Woo to the pics, I like your stuff mutchly.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# He also played lead guitar on "Layla"
True stuff, read it on Wikipedia.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# He died recently didn't he? *
* I seem to write this sentence a lot now...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
#
take it you went in the daytime then
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Early evening
what makes you say that?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
the voices - and a little bit of daylight ? on your blog pics - nice pics by the way.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Ahhhhh
that's not daylight I have a 1600lm portable sun
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
#
a man with luxury goods walking the streets of Manchester on his own, your brave
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# it's the same size as a normal torch
batteries only last 40 min so it's only used for lighting while I get pics. It also has the bonus of being heavy just in case I bump into undesirables
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
#
I've not been in, I know the way in - I went, I looked and thought narrrr, and went off to get attacked by a pissed up tramp.

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# access at the moment is pretty easy but it's not going to stay like that for long
that section of deansgate is also closed so no police driving past
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
#
Trouble is with Manchester, you can't do this, due to the methane levels.

Fire Storm

or this

The Devil makes work for idle hands

unless you want to blow up half of Manchester (again)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# That is one awesome effect
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
#
Wire wool spinning in background, fire palms on my hands with burning lighter fluid with a long exposure on the camera. Its on my blog if anyone is interested - with a good few more pics
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# And thinks like this would be stupid
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I'm intrigued now
are you on Flickr?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
#
we do like our tealights, you just have make sure the methane won't go BANG - otherwise this would also be very stupid as well.

_IGP0490
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Haha yeah now I know who you are
Bunker is pretty cool for wool

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
#
help !
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I recognise the mask pic
it's not exactly a large community and certain pics stand out
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
#
fortunately that cuts it down to one of three people so I can breath a little easier
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Some nice stuff up Bolton way
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
#
shit sticks !
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# you should have a friends request on FB
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
#
bloody stalker
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# That's no tunnel
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Entrance to Hell. Form a single line.
(cool pics)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Interesting stuff.
I see on your blog that you've done quite a few places around my home town of Stockport. My first job was in a shop that Tin Brook ran under (Electro Supplies on Little Underbank). I went to an excellent rave in the abandoned Barnes Hospital a few years ago, but you're not going to get in their now, as they have 24h security.

BTW, that isn't an Amiga in your Taxel Lodge pics -- it's an Acorn Archimedes A3000...!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# The security at Barnes don't go inside due to H&S reasons ;)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I don't blame 'em...
When I was there, the top floor was a death trap with lots of rotten/missing floorboards and inches thick layers of pigeon shit. The other floors weren't much better. I fell into a hole in a pitch-black internal room (was using my mobile phone as a torch and didn't see it)...luckily, it wasn't very deep or have anything in it to impale me.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# the entrance to Tin brook has been buried now by the construction work above :(
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Pity...
there must be other ways in though?

I've lived in Stockport all my life and have never been in the air-raid shelters, even with the parts that are now open to the public...!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I've been in 3 of the air raid shelters, the other end of tin brook outfalls under the precinct
you can't climb up it
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Looking at other people's reports,
there appear to be a few manhole entrances, although I've no idea how accessible they'd be.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
# That's a pretty groovy set
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Painting for a mate's wedding pressie :)
Acrylics on canvas
He cried.



Click for bigger (230 kb)

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# why did he cry, it's not that bad surely?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Because as he handed it to him he also told him that he'd murdered his wife.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I'm feeling a little short-changed there haven't been any jokes about that teenager killing his mum.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# That joke's been done to death already.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# You beat me to it.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Young Bob.
Very nice.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I like this lots.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# This is ace..
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# This is good arts, I like this.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Open goal: how Green were the Nazis?
Surprised that this book hasn't (yet) opened up a good set of reviews, and offer it up here for comment:
www.amazon.com/How-Green-Were-Nazis-Environment/dp/0821416464

I, for one, always think that not recycling should carry greater penalties
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# I fear the worst
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hey, mikerea, smell my finger
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# swarfega?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Troll mimsy
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# mmm, sweet yet tangy
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I don't know, ask /talk, they'll help you out.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# you want the links board for a link you have found
the mainboard is for pictures you make yourself

why not read the FAQ for more startlingly relevant information?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Go suck a gerbil
you semen stained wank blanket.
running out of insults rapidly today
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Happy B Day Sundae
what time does the party start ? are we all invited ?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I always have this nervous feeling
that Dave is already here...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# behind you !
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# These two took my dinner money.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# That's very cute
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# BOILING PISS??? NO....
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Mea culpa
ora or mein kampf

Fuckin FAQs
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 6:46, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah yeah...'shit re-post ''Zbigniew Libera' blah blah blah
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Plus, you didn't make this
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# how is schindler's list an extreme sport?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
extreme jew gassing
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# CHILDREN'S TOYS LOL
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# while I'm at it
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha, that`s told him
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Haha

hello sah
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# also
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# The Snow White Album?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Blashyrkh in the USSR?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# *cough*
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Is the cat happy?
I can never tell.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# He's hungry...for humans.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Captain Howdy's Eileen has ruined me for life.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Looks like he's been sucking the Grinch's arsehole.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Space...here I come.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Paul is dead.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# .luaP deirub I
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Probably as a result of frostbite on his feet
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# He slipped and fell into the freezing water a moment later.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)
# His frozen corpse will be found by generations to come
who will clone him from the well-preserved DNA.

They will then tear at their collective hair screaming "WHAT HAVE WE DONE!" at the heavens.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Come on Waspy,
The Frog Chorus isn't that bad. And Mull of Kintyre has bagpipes.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# There are few better pieces of evidence that Paul did, indeed, die in the 1960s
than his entire output since the split of the Beatles. One or two good songs - which is statistically *less* than we'd expect from blind chance - surrounded by hour upon hour of dreck.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# \o/

EDIT: \o/ Noooo.....!!!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
lovely stuff
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# That LP has one of my favourite tracks
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# oof
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Walking in a Winter Wonderland ?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I see right through your loco motives.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
#
Si SeƱor! Mooey Loco
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Fake
*no Japanese troll hiding under the bridge
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# How do you know if it's hiding? :3
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Ow nice, very nice...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# It's his...*wait for it*....STEP LADDER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sorry
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# dude ...fuck!
NO!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# FUCK YOU DUTCHBOY
AND YOUR CLOGS AND HOOKERS
ALSO CAN I STAY AT YOUR PLACE IN JUNE
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
# moto gp?
i've got a friend that lives in assen. if i wasn't in oz, i'd be keen going
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Your assen
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# your dansen
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# What's in June?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I was just playing.
I can't even afford to go to Harwich. Just wishful thinking.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Bah!
stop toying with my feelings
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Topless Dutch girls in the park
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I live very near the beach
no need to go to the park
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# that's certainly not a real ladder
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
#

:D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# now see??, this only encourages such behaviour
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# deary me
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# And you can't tell me what to do!
I wish my Mom never bought you.
I hate you!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I'll throw in my tuppence
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# oh lord
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Is this brendle as an older boy?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
#

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Haha.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# This reminds me of a very funny running gag from the Ace Attorney video games...
So it's extra funny to me.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Dude, I can totally see his teeth
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Fake
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Best way to teach your kids to swim
fast
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I *so* want to do that
Cage-dive with Great Whites, that is... not use kiddy-chum to attract them in.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# While I enjoy diving
I don't think this is for me. Been eye to eye wih a bull shark once though. No cage.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Blimey! That's be a wetsuit filler.
O_
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Best way to keep warm :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Brings back fond memories of pissing in my wetsuit when I used to surf all year round
:D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Would you like
me ...

to be the cat ... ?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha, what a twat, how can he expect to be taken seriously when he did that
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Makes me wonder if Rula was thinking at the time
'lap it up George this is going to fuck up your lolitical career'
alas the devilish furry plan failed
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# maybe she just thought it was preferable to being smacked by Minder
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# It just goes to show what a depressingly large number of mugs there are in Bradford.
Another reason not to vote for democracy.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# you've got to marvel at our current political situation
a democratically elected solution that no one voted for that ignores the pleas of the masses selling off the public's most prized possessions.

Can George Osborne do any worse, even dressed as a cat, sniffing around Rula Lenska?

(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I'd like to see him dressed as a zombie bunny
Suckling from a teat belonging to an enormous David Cameron dressed as Pinnochio, while Nick Clegg dressed as Tigger does a little dance of glee.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I'd rather see them doing something unusual
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# What ...
like managing the country?!

/Ben Elton's Pololotics blog
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# glass cock
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Me and the mrs were having a right old living room lol about that the other night
what and utter twat.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# top gnop
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# By George, it moves !
vote fore me, vote for me, vote for me
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# thank god for that - I thought my pupils were dilating
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Eek
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# haha
that made me cringe in places
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# he is the cringemeister
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# also
you have mail
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Awlk, it throbs...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# I was listening to an old guardian reporter on the raidyo
in I-Rland and he was asked about Galloway.

Said he heard Galloway ask someone "Why does everyone hate me?"
To which the reply was "Saves time George".
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# He looks like he's had a stroke
or really needs one!

:D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Excellent Gnoppage
The people of Blackburn will be proud
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Thanks
*hires open top bus to celebrate :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Aww, little puddy's hungry
Look at his wittle whiskers
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# President of the cat.
Is not obscene.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# this is obscene!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# As a president, I find this highly obscene
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# If you start by saying your picture is not obscene, then it suggests you think it is or you are expecting complaints
Which is a little too close to trolling.
B3ta is a comedy site, not a furry forum, please don't post this stuff here unless it contains a joke, it's bad enough with JJ and Bourbon Fox :P
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# ^this
must be hundreds if not thousands of yiff manga sites
but there's only one b3ta :)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Oh my o__o
Reminds me of that... picture I'd rather not post again.

Because I'd be hunted down by everyone and their cousins for being a disgusting yiffer.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# You're a disgusting yiffer?
GET 'IM!!!!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
# HOW DID YOU GET THIS PHOT-
I mean uhh... nice.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Can't beat a good ol fox hunt
you better start running :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# *scarpers*
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Y FUR?
Y not?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# alright dave
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Not so obscene, possibly
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Haha, that's one way to get me to go to panto.

...
I'm talking about Emu, by the way.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Thats grand if sticking your hand up furrys bums is the way you swing
we won't judge :D
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# FUCKI-
How did you know I was Rod Hull?!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# haha, now that's B3ta!
:)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Nice!
You're a remarkably talented artist, you know. =)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Hi Dave
A Pussy with tits, one paw on her fluffy tit and the other between her "Fuck-me-boots" legs. And with jizz stains all over the walls?? Pussy president is Obscene Dave and I agree with the Toast King and HEKIM above, there are other fluffy, foggy, animal tit sites out there were these would suit better?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Your heads Marty, something's got to be done about your heads!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Huey Lewis has a massive winkle.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# just look at those hands
huge!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Connie Hamzy says it's a genuine cyclops.
And she knows her rock knobs.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)
# That's the News...
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Sorry kid, you're just too darn loud.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Haha, how strange!
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# and an interesting taste
in plaid suits
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# He now tours the world doing Fabio Capello impressions:
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# First live band I ever saw.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# that's pretty cool
kudos +5!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)
# I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.
But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# HEY, MEDIOCRE!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# WHAT
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# um... hi.
(something about a reservation at portia, I forget the quote)
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Haha

Love to stay and chat, but I have to return some video tapes.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha
How psychotic!
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# The Power of Photoshop
ace
(, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)

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