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[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09, archived)
# If there's free wi-fi I'm there.
Top work!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Wi-fi?
500Mb with unlimited bandwidth OK?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Deal.
:)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
# The Barmaids are better down the 'Hell Inn' though
Nice work
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Bit pricey there though
:)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
# More red light areas with hot, HOT ladies though??
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
# won't somebody please think of the teetotal anorexics?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
# They serve soft drinks and lettuce sandwiches
in the Chippendale Room at the rear
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
# fair enough
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# +Quiz Machine with no Sports Questions
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# There are two
with infinite cheats :)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Somebody didn't read the FAQ

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# the road to heaven is paved with giant slabs of liquorice?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Turkish delight.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# eeeeeeewwwww
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
# It'd make it easier getting up the slabs though.
                                    boing
                        boing
            boing
boing
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09, archived)
# ahahahah
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# haha! i'd eat them
before i got there :D
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Access denied!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
# hey hey
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Apparently caught hot-linking to Nirvana
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# One for the crossword fans?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
# You can't kill a cat without breaking eggs?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# pussy pie?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# woooosh
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
# A big fluffy with very sharp claws?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
# steam cat, steam cat, the cat who's made of steam
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# "Ounce" was in the last Private Eye crossword.
Otherwise I would not have known this.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
# It's a word that never comes up in conversation
It only seems to exist these days in the minds of crossword compilers - see also "kidney" meaning "class".
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
# So... you do the Private Eye crossword too, then?
:-)

edit: As does Pie of Meat. Somehow I'm not surprised that crosswords that include rudies and swearies in both question and answer would appeal to the B3tan mindset.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Yeah, sadly I'm addicted to cryptic crosswords, I do the i, Big Issue and Viz ones as well
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I remember that!
Bloody good show, that was. :-)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# The Ounce did pounce, bounce and flunce all over the bloody accounts

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Nina on Nina Day:D
*wears raccoon with pride*
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Aha!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Morninggggggg

Vote for one of the following...

Sex Toys: Incorporates Mictoboy's suggestion: What's the biggest thing that has either gone into, or come out of, your arse?

Best/Worst Day of my Life: Inspire us! Depress us!

Taken by Surprise: Compliments and insults, random acts of nature and sudden loss of bowel control, we've all been taken by surprise by something.

Room 101: What one thing would like like to see banished forever? Tell us what and why






Vote ends in an hour or so.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# I suggest we bundle options 1 through 4
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
# That works
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
# ^ this
excellent
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Best idea I've heard in a long time!
Would vote for this
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# room 101
i could do with a good rant
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Not Sex Toys!
It's going to just be sex lies and horrible wanking confessions.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
# well I would like to suggest another one!
as someone who's current job has just spectacularly burned and died at the hands of a very famous billionaire's son, tell us your stories about the worst way you have lost your job, left your job or been sacked from your job.

(ps I know I've not been on here for 9 months but that doesn't mean I haven't been watching you all.....)

xx
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha
i love you
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] i knew it...
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Are you suggesting life's just one big cul-de-sac?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# more a roundabout...
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Well i'm not going to heaven for this...
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# blasphemy blaspheyou
i like this.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Ha!
Wonderful :)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
nice 1
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# 71 days 10 hours 58 minutes and 30 seconds to go.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Until what?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Boris does a poo
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Until a can of coke in London will cost 3 quid
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Londoners start walking.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Good excuse to 'work' from home
and watch obscure sports if you ask me.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Boris is barely capable of lifting a wiffwaff paddle to spank his mistress
But he is a big poo
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Weights like this are probably more realistic...

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Nnnngh!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Awesome
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# You say tomato...

Norfolk accent lols.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Burn the big red bastard!
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# That'll puree-fy its soul
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
# haha nicely
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Crikey!
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# I had a dream about a gif last night involving Jesus
He was on the cross and he pulled his hands free then he started swinging around like a clacker.... i tried to give it a go this morning but gave up after 2 hours i need more practice, E Dubya i salute you and the work you put in.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# So that would be
a bombat, right?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Haha yes
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# four lions
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# four cough
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Boom!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Allahu Akbar
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
# they don't look like virgins to me
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
# ^ This
None of these are still wearing nappies!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# That's because he's been stuffing them full of pork!
oh.. wait.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha! He can't believe his luck!
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# He's going to run out of rocks before that lot are all stoned to death.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I count 28 so he's been short changed by 44..... Austerity Allah?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I've seen the future...



Also, just realised I've been here EXACTLY TEN YEARS.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
# buy an icon then you cheap get
and congrats!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha ^ This
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
# never let it be said
that I am not a massively cheap git.

To be honest, I hardly come here, and never even considered buying one.

But you've guilted me into it, and so I will.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Your name will go down in the annals of time
..and you will be greeted by 72 A Vagabonds in heaven.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
# the anals of time
more like
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# \o/
Now you are truly one of us! All hail Loz, the anointed one!

(nice choice of icon, too)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# nice to join the club
now I'll be back to infrequently lurking and even more infrequent posting
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Nice 'con there!
*applauds&
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Optimus is most definitely not a 'con
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Happy candle!
Oh wait...
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Wow!
That deserves to be marked by some sort of traditional gift.

I'm approaching that length of servitude, too. Scary, isn't it?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
#
10 years of completely indistinguished service.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not the only one, right?
right?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# No there appears to be five of you.
*tries to unsee*
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# the things you see on this website
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# WOOF!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Gah
Right i'm off to a life of evil deeds
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# If you martyr yourself you could have 72 of these beauties.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Meh
Lothian Road, Edinburgh, Saturday night when the nightclubs close. No martyrdom required, just alcohol.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Phwoar!
etc.
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# You've just broken my moral compass.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
# It's depolarised my sex magnet
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha fucking whut?!
that's made my day :D
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I laughed like fuck!
*Edit
Hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:07, archived)
# that's something rather special
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Do dogs go to heaven?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
# :D

p.s. you spelt Cathulhu wrong ;)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Arf!
Missed a trick didn't I?
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
fantastic.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Epic!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I second this
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# This is how it is =)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I love your stuff. Random and aweome.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Thanks!
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Awesome
Just add police, you'll have all 4 compo suggestions in one.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
# We've already done 'police' so I left it out...
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha!
ace.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] i don't see why not...
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
it really makes me wonder.:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# and.... banjo solo!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Shouldn't that be wobbleboard solo?
;)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Well according to Belinda...
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Damn
I was in mid PS when I refreshed the page.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Hope you didn't spray it everywhere
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
# go to your room and have a very goo think about what you've done young man.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# *goo thinks*
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:39, archived)
#
I'm quite partial to a goo think, as it happens
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Does it take you to your happy plaice?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Not my first offence m'lud


(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
#
♪Suddenly Sea-bass♫

(May have got the wrong musical)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Ooooh heaven is a fish on a mole hill...
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Are we floundering already?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Haha
how very Dover Sole
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
# GAAAAAHHH
*prepares orbital spanging apparatus*
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Ouch.
:D

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Oh! Oh my
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
very good
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# :D
This should win the compo
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:06, archived)
# DOH!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
# This deserves a giggle
Well done :)
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:38, archived)
# h

you dropped this
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:41, archived)
# He was shite in Steps and shite in this too. :D
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Schabble?
What sorcery is this?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:52, archived)
# It's what people used to play in the old days before Words With Friends.:D
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:12, archived)
# I have a 100% working solution for any issues with facebook.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
# don't use it?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
# bingo.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:45, archived)
# Well you do have no friends:D
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:46, archived)
# You clearly don't have any if they are all on facebook.


(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Well I know I don't.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:54, archived)
# You shouldn't have killed them and buried them in the garden.
I know this was the cool thing to do in the late 80's but it's just strange.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:13, archived)
# I know but my begonias look fantastic!
*waggles his begonias in discomeats face*
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:15, archived)
# WAGGLER!
:o
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I'll have you know that I'm the official waggler for the 2012 Olympics!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I only watch the womens beach waggling
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
# The women's beach volley ball is taking place about thirty seconds walk from where I live and work. :P
I was unaware we had a beach in Earls Court.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
# but if you try and sneak a view you'll be executed by the olympic police if you don't have a ticket
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Won't need to. Most likely they'll be staying in the area.
Everyone knows the walk round dressed in the kit.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
# duuurrrrrty
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# ningles dayshift, i know its not realy b3ta ish but i know some of you lot dig this sort of thing.


Click for bigger (137 kb)

on the final phase of the space scoot build
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:56, archived)
# Link to the earlier stages, please =)
Looks great
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:06, archived)
# if you spazz back through my blog its all there
amoebaboy.blogspot.co.uk/
along with a bunch of other stuff.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:09, archived)
# I'd only seen the updates here - nice!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:24, archived)
# I always enjoy seeking his creations posted though its process.
Lets face it, the time spent on each stage is longer than most take to shop an image.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
# the prototype looks fun
when is the full size real one?

:D
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Great stuff
Looks like my table at the moment with all the Rhinos, Space Marine bikes, the Baal Predator and the Stormraven in pieces on it
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# you've changed the front of the engines.
but looking ace.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Ooh fantastic!
I love how you make these things, it's a lost art and I enjoy seeing the process.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:53, archived)
# my grandad had a Cheeky Girls track played at his funeral
and Monty Python's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" as we walked out

he was in his 90s when he died
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Touch My Bum (This Is Life)?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:03, archived)
# I can't remember - they all sound the same
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:08, archived)
# Lazarus is a great track
don't remember much else of the boo radleys

I've always thought I'd have Bjork and David Arnold's "Play Dead" at my funeral. Not as a joke, just because its such a fantastic song
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:59, archived)
# Good call
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:03, archived)
# AC/DC- "Highway to Hell"


I always thought Baz Luhrmann's Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) would be a good tune to use
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Agreed
Great track
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
# glorious
the boos were the greatest band on the planet for a while
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:27, archived)
# I have made it clear
That when i do pop my clogs i would like Killed by Death by Motorhead playing. One last rock before i go.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Vulgtlagln Cthulhu!

Apologies for post and run - got a concrete slab that needs destroying..
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:47, archived)
# :D
have fun smashing
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:49, archived)
#
Super!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Freaking outstanding work here
CLICK
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Woo, and indeed yay!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I like I click
: D
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 2:52, archived)
# Is that
Based on the "face of God" bit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Yes, sir.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:45, archived)
# Gnopsed by the shops of Happy T
Woo! Woo!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
# spooky
we don't need that fascist gnoop thing.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:13, archived)

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