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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Bad Advice
The world is full of bad advice, be it hard to follow product instructions, scientifically unsound Hollywood plots or just stuff your parents told you.
Show us the worst suggestions people have offered you. Or just photoshop Viz's top tips.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 7 May 2015, 8:15,
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Looks like 'Bad Advice' didn't get the most votes, so what do you think this is a good day to bury bad democratic practice because our minds are on other things eh
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 7 May 2015, 8:56,
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really? I counted A6 B5 C2 D2Bad Advice - A - YaWhat, R2Dtard, Tribs, Feret, macroscian, Pedro,
Tubes - B - crapgatsby, Rob, Frogbeat, Caphoodbutt, SilentChannel
Kids Art - C - Jabberwoc, Lustreboy
Lazy Tech - D - Robney, Emvee
(Tubes - B - crapgatsby, Rob, Frogbeat, Caphoodbutt, SilentChannel
Kids Art - C - Jabberwoc, Lustreboy
Lazy Tech - D - Robney, Emvee
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 7 May 2015, 9:08,
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Yet another reason why 'ignore' is shit :((((( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 7 May 2015, 9:11,
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I log out just to be sure when I'm counting fortunately no one seems to hate me at the moment \o/ (well, of the ones that voted anyway)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 7 May 2015, 9:15,
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yeah, it's kind of an in-joke herewe call it a CDC
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 May 2015, 2:59,
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I was referring to its purple quality, rather than the standard magenta,actually.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 7 May 2015, 3:43,
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Some nice touches...I'm not going to be able to look at the BBC election logo today now without thinking of this
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Thu 7 May 2015, 10:10,
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i didn't even notice teh goatse the first time around :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 7 May 2015, 13:21,
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It really dont seem like May does itCount Arther Strong
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Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 21:48,
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PEDROSort it out
Of course it soon will be and
Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 22:51,
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Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftt!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 7 May 2015, 11:22,
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Teh bEta don't resize PNG files (Pronounced P N J)It's all kept rather low-tech so Pedro can still join in
( Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:21,
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it's pronounced PiNGdouchenugget
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:23,
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And to think people used to call you an internet cunt!How wrong they were
( Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:33,
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FUCK YOU THEN
[MOD EDIT] Any more of this and you will be banned
Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:38,
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*Hops up and down pointing...*"Frogbeat got in trouuuuuuble...Frogbeat got in trouuuuuuble..."
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 6 May 2015, 23:04,
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Good evening Sir,Pls make Pedro a Mod.
Kthx bai
(Kthx bai
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:50,
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He has been for agesHe is teh gayshift MOD. He banned Atomic :(
( Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:53,
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And what thanks do you get?SOD ALL
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 6 May 2015, 21:47,
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Weren't like this in my day drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 6 May 2015, 21:55,
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This post/page would have been achieved already alsoF5 was useful as well :(
( Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 22:11,
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You nicked this from Facebook! But the 1st comment on there is better then this one!
Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 19:58,
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You nicked this from Monty Python. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:02,
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hey!you stole that from the Lieutenant on the first Matrix movie
youtu.be/VxNiEEtYe4Q?t=15
(youtu.be/VxNiEEtYe4Q?t=15
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:11,
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You nicked that from the Monkees.(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:26,
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You stole that from OrangeTabbyCat3's channelHold on a fucking min?!
( Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:42,
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ha ha ha ewwww PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:58,
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Finally, I have the opportunity to say CHRISTMAS TURD.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:45,
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Best of all the animals...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 21:21,
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You're just the same as all the otherbillionaire newsletter publishers.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Thu 7 May 2015, 8:24,
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I'd like to see a version of Social Network over the UK newsletter wars of the early 2000sUs, Popbitch, NTK, The Friday Thing, the other ones that I can't remember the name of
The amazing nights (typing into a PC), the amazing days (typing into a PC)!
Dave Green asking me to join his Extreme Computing festival and me being suspicious of it.
Paul Carr fucking me over by printing some rude comments I made about someone.
(The amazing nights (typing into a PC), the amazing days (typing into a PC)!
Dave Green asking me to join his Extreme Computing festival and me being suspicious of it.
Paul Carr fucking me over by printing some rude comments I made about someone.
rob,
Thu 7 May 2015, 9:42,
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Vote todayI'd prefer these fuckwits to vote today while their vote might still undermine the conservatives.
(,
Thu 7 May 2015, 21:04,
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Something about hot chocolate going cold...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 6 May 2015, 19:44,
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Forming a skin on the top and the cocoa settles out. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:05,
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Nicely spotted,like a pedigree Bengal cat.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:01,
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I'm wondering how many cat related things there are in your house!:)
( Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:05,
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Not many anymore, just one ex-feral and a friends cat.Thinking about friends, does anyone use the friend [x] thing here? I seem to have 'friended' people but have no memory of it.
I hope they think I'm a stalker.
(I hope they think I'm a stalker.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:13,
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I did the first few months I joinedThen I realized it's a wee bit gayish and serves no real purpose!
And the x was meant to mean... oh forget it :(
(And the x was meant to mean... oh forget it :(
Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:18,
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Ta, thought so.*unfriends self*
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:22,
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:37,
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I'd managed to expunge him from my mind, until... FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 19:19,
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Sorry......... have I bought back some childhood memories that you need to be talking to the Police officers in Operation Yewtree about?
(,
Wed 6 May 2015, 21:13,
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Things can only get Scottisher. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 6 May 2015, 19:48,
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Are you on the far right?!Has this got something to do with Errol Brown being deaded?
( Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 19:24,
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No Doubt About It.Off The Wall, man....Off The Wall....
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 6 May 2015, 19:37,
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#newsfromb3ta joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 6 May 2015, 19:49,
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...then that dog should be worn down to his ears PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:40,
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Nope, no idea what I was thinking.
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 6 May 2015, 18:02,
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It's a self-fulfilling spang prophecy...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 6 May 2015, 19:03,
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Uh oh - is this the start of another pannedwagon?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 6 May 2015, 18:54,
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eat shit... right here in this reply
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:06,
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I like the way Ed is going 'BOOM!' with his hand motion at his own joke rob,
Wed 6 May 2015, 22:46,
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but I'm not on the pic PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:02,
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typical bloody tory boys
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:07,
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they spiked him and stole him!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 6 May 2015, 17:15,
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i am just so glad you shopped out the norty bits PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 17:25,
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A number of themappear to be playing pocket billiards :/
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 6 May 2015, 18:01,
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This is what going to pubic school does. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 18:50,
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Need to know the name of your local Tory candidate?1. Take the first name of a grandparent
2. Add the name of your favorite meme
3. Hyphenate that with the name of a random B3tan
The Rt Hon Norman Fucklift-Monkeon says Vote for me!
(2. Add the name of your favorite meme
3. Hyphenate that with the name of a random B3tan
The Rt Hon Norman Fucklift-Monkeon says Vote for me!
satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout,
Wed 6 May 2015, 18:04,
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needs moar Gladys Knight PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:16,
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34394t8fvjh33n5n6n66n6750-4459&*(*&((*#GGG
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 14:28,
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never get pissed and set light to the end of a toilet rollyou'll end up unrolling the whole damn thing just to stop burning the pub toilets down!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 15:17,
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just put the leading edge in the bowl and flushduh! ;)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 15:59,
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i was pisseddo you expect me to think rationally in a situation like that?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:02,
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I dunno. Were you pissed when you went into the ring with a coffee table? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:03,
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no, it was about 7.30 in the morningi'd only been awake about 15 minutes, i was only getting up to make a cuppa :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:07,
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Reminds me of a morning about 10 years ago.Back was achy and stiff. Went to make coffee. Leaned over the computer desk for a smoke and a light. Sneezed. Laid in bed for 2 weeks.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:12,
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yep, i know that oneput my back out for 3 days by breathing in deeply
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:15,
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I can beat that.Injured myself by reading.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:23,
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In all fairness, reading 'War and Peace' while skydiving was quite a feat in itself, right? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:31,
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{:-)I leant on my elbow for so long I got bursitis.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:34,
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i finally read the artcile -- bad bad luck there. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 20:34,
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Pleated toilet roll, ace! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 6 May 2015, 16:22,
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Best thing you have ever doneYou missed out a '%' in the Subject though :(
( Frogbeat,
Wed 6 May 2015, 18:54,
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mmmm!I was just working on something too
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 14:21,
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*kicks in the chops really fucking hard* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 15:08,
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She looks like a young Pam AyresAnd DontVoteForThis.Party finally works.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 6 May 2015, 14:26,
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hmmmatomic.teaches-yoga.com has been up for a while too
of course there's b3ta.doesntexist.com
(of course there's b3ta.doesntexist.com
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 6 May 2015, 17:09,
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red is, unsurprisingly, not his colour Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2015, 14:57,
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he also comes in wolf form
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 6 May 2015, 17:19,
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It's becoming a serious problem in the beautiful game!!(
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Wed 6 May 2015, 13:33,
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Splosh-o-ramaThird chap's sucking an ice cock.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 6 May 2015, 13:55,
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Gurn notice.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 6 May 2015, 13:56,
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The missing Hanson sister
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 6 May 2015, 13:58,
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