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[challenge entry] six pints of bitter. and quickly please...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 10:28, archived)
# Worst Christmas wreath ever.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 11:39, archived)
# a meme is for life
not just for christmas
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 6:05, archived)
# Leave them burning and then you're gone.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 13:35, archived)
# Super
Trooper
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 13:48, archived)
# marvellous, we should do an Abba image challenge

(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 15:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 15:30, archived)
# Very neat
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 17:13, archived)
# i fucking love this!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2016, 13:20, archived)
# Sorry, got to have a pea
(it was my very first post here, too):

(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 17:48, archived)
# have the dolphins left yet?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 10:26, archived)
# well i haven't seen one for weeks
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 2:03, archived)
# In the year 2525...
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 0:59, archived)
# yet the song sounds so dated
*


*ancient pearoast
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 1:08, archived)
# B'coz it is So I'm old :). I like (ok, LOVE) that style of brass
===> youtu.be/FW2KN7Tz89s <===
...and anything by Herb Alpert, Chicago, Blood Sweat & Tears,
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 1:19, archived)
# Brass, another area of music I've not explored much.
Miles Davis, Charlie Parker and the trumpety bits of Ennio Morricone.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 1:34, archived)
# WHAT?!?
I guess you're more of a 'cowbell' aficionado
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 2:05, archived)
# AT LEAST I DIDN'T ELECT TRUMP
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 2:59, archived)
# whyioughtta!....
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 13:37, archived)
# Tomorrow's front page
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 17:55, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 16:34, archived)
# "Treading on Married Gay Muslim Immigrant's Adopted Transgender Child (32) LEGO Devalued Three of my Properties"
- with close-up photograph of a foot with a 'K'Nex' logo pressed into it.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Only one day to go...
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 16:39, archived)
# i think it's time to get rid of my cable box
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 16:44, archived)
# Oh, with the fuck
and the sake
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
TRiUMPhANT
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 14:34, archived)
# i hope those are bullet ant
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 14:47, archived)
# red ants, i should think
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 20:50, archived)
# Sycoph ants
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 21:10, archived)
# Sick of ants.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 18:59, archived)
# That makes me itch
I know it's all cool and popular to complain about how shit he (Trump) is, but I'm genuinely getting worried about the direction people are going in, I feel this is gonna "normalise" Le pen (in France) and Gert Wilders in Netherlands and their respective brands of nasty/crazy.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 15:47, archived)
# hopefully it'll have the effect
of making people more determined not to let people who think like him into positions of power
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 15:48, archived)
# Scary as fuck
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 16:13, archived)
# *puts on headphones*
*plays highway to hell*
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 16:32, archived)
# I'm also concerned about people who think smashing up Chicago and Detroit and telling ~50% of the voting public that they're morons and their opinion is irrelevant
is almost as concerning -- at least if we want to retain the slightest respect for democracy.

I've long had the view that democracy is a nice idea scuppered by the fact that people as a whole are not actually all that nice (and even more importantly, almost never even dimly well-informed on any given issue and I of course include myself in that), and 2016 has left me feeling a bit vindicated.

I'm voting for a return to the days when the Civil Service ran everything the same way regardless of the government, which I think is rather preferable to a return to totalitarian states or absolutist monarchies.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 17:32, archived)
# He's already being less aggressive than Obama or that lady that just lost. Herr Hillary.
People who I respect, like scientists and one or two economists (Richard Wolff), are sighing in relief. It's jumping out of the fire and into the frying pan. But it's still a potential improvement. Just this morning Mr T Rump was saying that we do not want to meddle with Assad.

At least it will be entertaining. And sexy. And gold plated.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 20:06, archived)
# Entertaining I grant you, but sexy ?!
That's not gold, that's orange.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 21:22, archived)
# Scientists sighing with relief?
You've not been keeping up with the people getting the environmental protection jobs, have you?
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 11:41, archived)
# This is happenning because the left are such a bunch of total spastics
It just goes to show how utterly unelectable that cuntbag Hillary is, even after pulling all the strings to block Bernie and promote (the easily defeatable) Trump. Killed by her own creation, and it's fucking Hillarious.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 21:09, archived)
# Hillary Benn is a cuntbag ?!
Berni Inn for PM !!!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 21:17, archived)
# Gene Wilder's dead
You insensitive clod
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 21:13, archived)
# fANTastic
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 16:15, archived)
# Nice
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 13:43, archived)
# LOVELY work!
Almost as creepy as the real thing.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2016, 16:50, archived)
# I'm not really sure how you did this
But it's very clever indeed!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2016, 8:55, archived)
#
You sad fucking twat
(, Fri 18 Nov 2016, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm afraid i was very, very drunk
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 12:49, archived)
# Les Patterson strikes again
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 14:00, archived)
# 11/11
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 21:46, archived)
# The syllables lend themselves beautifully to just about every kind of poem
Haiku, dirty limerick, e.e.cummings, William McGonagall...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 22:06, archived)
# Ace!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 22:54, archived)
# Excellent, but two too many!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 23:11, archived)
# WAY-OH
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 1:12, archived)
# Woo!
Yey and hoopla! This is genuinely one of the best things I've seen.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 11:17, archived)
# WOOq :)
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 16:17, archived)
# I remember you.
14.5 years ago I think you said hello...!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 20:42, archived)
# hello again!
*Next hello due in 2031*
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 20:06, archived)
# Liberty on tour...

(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 22:53, archived)
# Meanwhile
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 13:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheese
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:37, archived)
# needs more bunting
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:40, archived)
# prolly, still neat
there was a popular grate standing on a cap I think
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:41, archived)
# Very good.
In other news, since when have you been king of b3ta?

Also, I found this in 'my images':
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:50, archived)
# king? pretty sure that's still rob
I'm more like groundskeeper willy

Ha, I forgot about that story, still don't believe it :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah, yeah,
We all know it was really you.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 17:12, archived)
# ...and he woulda gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 21:52, archived)
# Happy Candles!
Just you wait for the gayshift starting!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 22:24, archived)
# candles !!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 23:12, archived)
# Happy candlez!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 23:15, archived)
# I missed it, I missed my candle day :((
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 4:43, archived)
# Aintcha started running yet?
Merry late candles btw :)
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 16:19, archived)
# Nah your a twat who edited posts which pissed people off and killed it , congrats
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 21:43, archived)
# Hah!
But needs moar tinfoil...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 17:01, archived)
# ahaha yes, bit pricey though
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 17:05, archived)
# tiny sandwiches for tiny hands
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got another
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 17:10, archived)
# should be an aged orange cheese to match him
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 17:19, archived)
# Last one from me, then I have to go home.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 17:33, archived)
# *votes*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 21:48, archived)
# He always looks like he's singing
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] trumpea-roast

(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:15, archived)
# unzips
brb
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ba-de ba-de ba-de
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck it
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Trumpelstiltskin...

....grabbing millers daughters in the pussy for 4,000 years......and counting.....


Click for bigger (345 kb)

(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 15:09, archived)
# Sorry, unrelated to anything Trump,
But was stuck in my head earlier.
.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 15:35, archived)
# One of his nicknames during the campaign in the US was
Trumpelthinskin
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Emperor in waiting...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 14:17, archived)
# this is beautifully done
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 14:23, archived)
# Ta! :)
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 14:31, archived)
# Oi! Ginger!
I've been on a bit of a hiatus, I come back and see HappyToast's name all over the front page like he owns the place, you're in here posting like some sort of pleb, and the board hasn't moved in nearly an hour.

What the hell is going on?!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 15:08, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 20:27, archived)
# Very nicely
(, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Trumpy Cat?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 14:12, archived)
# good title
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I see Trump's people haven't wasted any time rushing out his official Oval Office portrait.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 13:27, archived)
# THEY'RE DOGS!!!!!!
AND THEY'RE PLAYING POKER!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 13:28, archived)
# I NO RITE
It's not as if dogs have particularly good pokerfaces
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 13:34, archived)
# dogs, hotdogs, it's all the same.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 13:42, archived)
# I approve this message.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] it's full of love songs...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea, NWOT, etc.
He's actually been around for longer than 70 years


(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] See also...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 11:39, archived)
# in russia
pussy grabs you.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 11:42, archived)
# This photo was taken at the opening of the first official pussy grabbers meeting
just before the badges were handed out
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ggnnnnnrrrrr....
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 9:51, archived)
# well chosen expression
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 14:23, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 14:39, archived)
# Yes, I know...


Click for bigger (432 kb)


Updated: https://twitter.com/christhebarker/status/797193396171448320
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 9:34, archived)
# Lemmy died in 2015
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 9:42, archived)
# Oh
rly?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 9:44, archived)
# quick, stick this lady in before anyone else notices
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 9:46, archived)
# You can add Leonard Cohen to that as well.
Fuck you 2016
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 9:56, archived)
# Yeah
I should add Leonard Cohen shouldn't I
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 10:20, archived)
#
it sounds like you might have had that advice already today? amirite/onceortwice?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 11:49, archived)
# First thing I heard this morning. Even my mum phoned me to tell me.
He is added. That's the updated version I posted this morning.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 11:56, archived)
# Aaaaaand another one bites the dust!
This time it's Man From U.N.C.L.E actor Robert Vaughn
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 18:00, archived)
# No credit for you?
https://www.facebook.com/PigGateuk/photos/a.463638863807306.1073741830.463542257150300/630451587126032/?type=3&theater
(, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 18:52, archived)

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