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[challenge entry] she's a right moaner... wink wink...
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] cheap and cheerful
 

 

 

 
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 12:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 12:40, archived)
# i like this
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 15:45, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 16:40, archived)
# Si.
This made me happy again
(, Fri 18 Nov 2016, 0:08, archived)
# ta v much
happy friday!
(, Fri 18 Nov 2016, 2:03, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Nov 2016, 10:11, archived)
#
You fucking unfunny little prick.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2016, 17:30, archived)
# Witty
(, Sat 19 Nov 2016, 3:40, archived)
# You're behind events.
Obama already increased the height of the gates around white house.

Trump mocks Obama plan to heighten wall around White House. Since you brought up the subject, honest question, does your country have wide open unprotected borders? Does it have an immigration policy to speak of, or is it all one big free for all?

townhall.com/tipsheet/justinholcomb/2016/04/28/obama-plans-to-build-a-wall-around-the-white-house-n2155082
(, Sun 20 Nov 2016, 12:10, archived)
# well honestly, i wish you'd
take your redneck rhetoric and fuck off back to the alt-right goprock you hide under, you dim-witted assplug.





(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] happy coffee is happy

(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 10:52, archived)
# Of course he is, he has moisturising lotion readily available!
:D
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 11:06, archived)
# you don't want either flaking or chafing
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] our lord and savioury in my pie, it truly is a sign
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 11:25, archived)
# aciiiiiiiid!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 11:28, archived)
#
{:-)
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 15:52, archived)
# Smiley tap is waving
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 14:59, archived)
# ah god love him :)
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 23:51, archived)
# That's merely a deep-fried pig's snout.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2016, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] There was a time when gayshift was also called "super happy funtime"
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 11:26, archived)
# ah the good old day :)
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] he's not sad, he's consentrating. woo!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 12:40, archived)
# It rubs the lotion on it's skin
or else it gets the hose again.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 21:03, archived)
# put the fucking dog in the basket
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 23:52, archived)
# A more human bean.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2016, 11:35, archived)
# GOLd!
blend
(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] no longer smug, just happy.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] also, have a pea of happier times
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 9:25, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HAPPINESS

Lets turn that frown upside down and put a smile on everyone's face with a week of happiness.
Show us what happy means to you, if you can remember what it looks like.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 8:30, archived)
# Every new compo day I go to "My Images" and search for a key word of the new compo
Today I searched for "Happy", and the first result was this...



I won't compo it, but it cheered me up a bit anyway :)
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 8:46, archived)
# That is a delightful thing
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Holidays in Cornwall
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 9:03, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 10:24, archived)
# ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_7-PFxM4U
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 10:30, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 13:35, archived)
# Ah, thanks.
I was RISsing like a bitch!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 15:03, archived)
# *facepalms*
oh my god. i'd forgotten how far the cornish are willing to stretch a joke.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Maggot Trump
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 3:46, archived)
# Fedd him to the fishes
Seeee.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 7:00, archived)
#
is it a single path describing the entire fill? I didn't spot it with the ants until now.
v nice. :)
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 8:01, archived)
#
In the catering trade we call them 'Disco rice.'
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 13:51, archived)
# Only slightly less disgusting
than the genuine article.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 22:18, archived)
# Death on Two Legs.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2016, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I see the CEPR has released its 2020 forecast
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] this came to me
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 21:17, archived)
# I thought that practically everyone would have that album by now
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 21:40, archived)
# there's a lot of talk about the alt right at the moment, not sure I even know what the button does
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 18:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 18:51, archived)
# Ah, a composite key for < > ^ and v...very useful!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 19:07, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 20:09, archived)
# We do, if it’s illegals, in other words, if it’s everybody, but people that are legally living here, I’m doing very well. In other words, people that are here, like Hispanics that are in the country, I’m doing very well. People that vote.
Like people leaving voting booths and all, I’m doing very well with them.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 19:27, archived)
# I know all the words
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 19:46, archived)
# HAAAH :D
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 20:47, archived)
# FUCK YOU PISSFLAPS
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 20:52, archived)
# Some US keyboards come with an alt-KKK key.
They do pretty much the same thing.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 22:10, archived)
# also avoid the plus key
if you are a colord (or you love colords or you are a gay probably)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 23:17, archived)
# Huh
I've seen "alt right" used so much yet I've never thought about the right alt key myself.
(, Sat 19 Nov 2016, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew I'd seen him somewhere before...


Click for bigger (123 kb)


Hunting Mexicans of course.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 15:17, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
UK USA - Americanise the UK or UKinise the USA
ABBA - They're making a comeback in holographic form, lets celebrate in our usual way
Post Brexit products - Toblerone with missing peaks was just the start, cut the costs and sizes of everything
Happiness - One word challenge, because we need some

(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 11:41, archived)
# B (Bjorn)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 11:53, archived)
# a dose of happiness
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 11:57, archived)
# a penis?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 12:17, archived)
#
Be that as it may, Mr Norrell (a less fanciful person than I) was satisfied with his new house, or at least as satisfied as any gentleman could be who for more than thirty years has lived in a large country-house surrounded by a park of mature timber, which is in its turn surrounded by a good estate of farms and woods –a gentleman, in other words, whose eye has never been offended by the sight of any other man's property whenever he looked out of the window.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 12:59, archived)
# ok
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 13:03, archived)
# a dose of a penis works as well
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 13:04, archived)
# are you trying to promote penis homeopathy?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 13:23, archived)
# is that a posh term for being gay?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 13:36, archived)
# not necessarily
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 13:43, archived)
# happiness is a warm gnu
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 15:36, archived)
# bnag!
that's bang out of order.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 15:39, archived)
# Ah ha, we've discovered Tim Vine's b3ta account!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 17:12, archived)
# happiness
there's been precious little of it lately
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 12:30, archived)
# ^This
ta
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 14:53, archived)
# I've pretty much forgotten...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 22:26, archived)
# Happiness
But not the 1998 film "Happiness", that was a pretty creepy film.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 12:42, archived)
# Happiness
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 14:24, archived)
# iii
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 15:06, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 16:36, archived)
# This poor chap needs some happiness...

(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 18:27, archived)
# Why you picking on me?
All I did was vote
You still have no FUCKing idea how the board works. After all these years XD
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 20:53, archived)
# Mexicans on paddleboats
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 19:28, archived)
# A .
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 20:27, archived)
# Abba dabba do
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Nah, listen 'ere...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 9:57, archived)
#
the shoes on my feet...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 10:37, archived)
# WTF Hulk Hogan wears a wig?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 11:10, archived)
# His moustache reminds me of Dougal from The Magic Roundabout
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Putting right what once went wrong...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 13:06, archived)
# This gets a click from me.
Quantum leap. Woo.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 22:24, archived)
#

(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 15:07, archived)
# Jimmy Hill for president!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 15:36, archived)
# no.1 dad
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 4:57, archived)
# I can only see Peppa!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 8:38, archived)
# i'm confused
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 9:46, archived)
# Dude it's Wednesday!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 10:28, archived)
# Hold'em!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 10:54, archived)
# i told you i was confused...

(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 0:45, archived)
# Why have you made his hands so big?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 1:43, archived)
# Samsung strikes again!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 2:41, archived)
# Not The Smiths' finest hour, etc.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 8:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 8:39, archived)
# But how?
I mean, how does one shoot someone from the roof of the same building?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 9:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 10:35, archived)
# Krauts got there first...
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 3:30, archived)
#

(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 10:47, archived)
#
Sheen The Arrival Mirror
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 11:18, archived)
# Hole in the ceiling they share with a cat
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 12:12, archived)
# Ceiling sniper's watching you tweet
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 14:10, archived)
# If you REALLY want a logical answer:
The snipers are on top of the residency. The Oval Office is in the west wing.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 12:14, archived)
# That actually does explain a thing or two
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 14:09, archived)
# but the bulletproof glass?! ;)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 14:33, archived)
# dick :D
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] When we go high......
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 22:04, archived)
# very neat
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] American Future X
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 20:37, archived)
# I got a suggested page on Facebook
I live near Haworth so the suggestion was no surprise.
But there was something not right about the poster
so I turned it 90 degrees to the left.
These dirty bastards know exactly what they are doing.

(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 19:00, archived)
# Honest people don't hide their deeds.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 20:53, archived)
# Remember the rule, three trees per mountain
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 22:36, archived)
# Whithering Lows
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 1:31, archived)
# this is just the sort of refined subtlety I come here for
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 16:34, archived)
# Oh my good god
:D
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 16:36, archived)
# Wonderful

(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 17:20, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 20:54, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 23:48, archived)
# I'm back
what's been happening?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 16:06, archived)
# nothing
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 16:18, archived)
# Oh thank fuck for that
We have missed you and your pictures!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 16:18, archived)
# Right
I'm off.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 16:21, archived)
# No wait
I think the picture has almost loaded
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 16:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 21:18, archived)
# Spinach Kills
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 1:32, archived)
# You're damn right.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 1:37, archived)
# Damn you spinach!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 1:35, archived)
# Damn your spinach is always damn right!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 3:06, archived)
# Dee's knocked up and Rog's on crack again
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 20:57, archived)
# FAQ
is still where you left it
(, Thu 17 Nov 2016, 6:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 13:54, archived)
# KISS ME, FAT BOY!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 14:17, archived)
# not really
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 14:17, archived)
# and yet...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 14:42, archived)
# haha, sh-IT?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 16:21, archived)
# ASSCLOWN
you're going doooooooooown
(, Tue 15 Nov 2016, 21:14, archived)
# nicely done
indeed
(, Wed 16 Nov 2016, 9:35, archived)

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