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#
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:49, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:55, archived)
# compo it
it should fit some politicians ;)
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:32, archived)
# Surprise gayshift!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:53, archived)
# Faburasu!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 2:28, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 2:55, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes happy candles yes yes yes yes yes
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 6:22, archived)
# Excellent work your candleness
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 6:37, archived)
# The Bash Street kids slip teacher a tab of acid.
That was one of the early '70's escapades, wasn't it?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 8:31, archived)
# holy shitballs this is amazing!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:03, archived)
# Fantastic
And happy candles.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:50, archived)
# Amazing!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:51, archived)
# Ooh, nice work
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been giving @Conservatives hell all day
and remixing their propaganda using a 'They Live' theme.

There will be more. I have not yet begun to shop.



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(, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:46, archived)
# These are bloody brilliant
and true
(, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Chickened out!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:38, archived)
# Jimmy has some puppies for you to see

A case of practice what you preach :)

Read the reviews at the bottom of the amazon link. Most entertaining.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Everything-Else/Benjamin-Rabbit-Stranger-Danger-Keller/0600311090/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1496254915&sr=8-1&keywords=jimmy+savile+stranger


(, Wed 31 May 2017, 19:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:31, archived)
# A classic thing.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:52, archived)
# I miss the old BBC idents
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 9:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:54, archived)
# no idea what I was thinking a decade ago
when I dreamt up this eye roller
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:55, archived)
# Excuse me for shitting in the bidet "L"
All waste is consolidated into one world bank.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 7:57, archived)
# I see nothing wrong with your post......
mine was triggered by ^ Finnbar's post to which I replied
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 12:11, archived)
# You should have put that on the links board.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:23, archived)
# "wut?"
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:26, archived)
# PORK BROADCASTING
LIVE FROM MY GAMMON TRANSMITTER!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:29, archived)
# David just made me a massive piece of pork that broadcasts 70s hits over 85-95FM.
Guaranteed to work until the 11th of Jan. That's this year's listening sorted.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:36, archived)
# there has to be a reason there are no beef radio operators
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:39, archived)
# the steaks are too high
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:47, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:52, archived)
# Is that why there's all that crackling on the radio?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:30, archived)
# Hope you can find a cure (for that)
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:36, archived)
# does it get Top of the Chops?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:43, archived)
# just listen and loin
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:49, archived)
# I know I made a right pig's ear of it
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:50, archived)
# at least you weren't boar-ing
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:53, archived)
# That'sow I work
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:22, archived)
# I feel gilt-y extending this thread
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:51, archived)
# well stop these spare rib tickling jokes then
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# You are probably big enough a person to terminate the pig jokes, but you'll have to shoat to me.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:35, archived)
# Ham toucher
Life of brine eh
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
# smokin'!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] There's something about Theresa
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:42, archived)
# I'm now thinking about splugging on TM's fringe
I'm not sure if I could maintain rigidity.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:32, archived)
# Just think about Sir Jimmy fantasising about Mrs T.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:52, archived)
# put 'em up, put 'em up!
why did i have that on a/c?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:06, archived)
# You are listening to 'King In A Catholic Style'
by China Crisis.
AICMFP.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:17, archived)
# nope
i'm listening to 'can i play with madness' by iron maiden
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
# A likely story
:-)
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# and now i'm listening to metallica's for whom the bell tolls
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# FILTH
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# YOU!
How can you be here too?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:22, archived)
# what's the other place I'm supposed to be right now?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# Oh that
:)

We'll go out and have a lovely walk and dinner later
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# *approves this plan*
:-)
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:41, archived)
# you saucy flirt
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# I tried my powers are weak.what happened to preview?
justdothedebate2
ahh cool nothing happened once it has been posted xD
meh i made it worse :(
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:17, archived)
# she gets my vote
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:17, archived)
# and my axe
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:21, archived)
# if it is the will of the council
then fuck it, i still won't vote for her
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
# New hairdo? Have a pea
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# wow that was good
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:05, archived)
# Perfect for Osborne
:-)
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:25, archived)
# so good
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:35, archived)
# dad was a white supremecist, granddad was a pimp
What a distinguished family. Allegedly.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:25, archived)
# all aboard the bandwaggon!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:26, archived)
# It's not the covfefe that carries you ovfefe
it's the covfinfin they carry you ovfinfin
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 3:37, archived)
[challenge entry] FINISH HER!!!!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha Shardcore
all the old names
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:16, archived)
#
it's like the previous decade and a half was just a horrible dream...
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:18, archived)
# turned out B3ta was the glue holding the world together - not Bowie
we all need to try our best to fix this
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:24, archived)
#
woo yay! - the clarion call of the revolution
magic donkey - the invisible head of the illuminati
furtive - donald trump's dad

it all makes sense...
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:31, archived)
# clever.
it really looks like they're in the same arena
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:17, archived)
# I endorse this metage
Tho when did it become left wing face book in here? (face and book can no longer be separate words). Tt's like the 80's are back. I am so old now. I remember when thatcher and blair used to be run by the sun. Who are all the new pensioners? why doi wake up and type all this nonsense? who took my shoes?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:02, archived)
# Ah, the 80s
when populist meant having a Che Guevara poster and a copy of the Clash's Sandinista.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# *tips over bin*
*runs away*
*walks calmly back wearing suit bringing summons for having a bin that is offensively tipped over*

The system works!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:16, archived)
# Make them FIGHT!!!!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:32, archived)
# just started watching the revival so this was already on my mind
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:57, archived)
# I started rewatching the original last night,
and had exactly this thought today.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:59, archived)
# Does that mean
we're going to appear in each other's dreams tonight, possibly while talking backwards?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:17, archived)
# If you're the dancing midget who regularly frequents my dreams,
then, yes...
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 20:59, archived)
# ...swen doog tog ev'I
.elyts ni kcab emoc ot gniog si ekil uoy mug tahT
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:27, archived)
# That explains it
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:58, archived)
# the president's receptions are noted in society
for their host's exquisite txaxa
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:10, archived)
# this is much funnier than it should be
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Strong and stable covfefe
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:14, archived)
# Murdoch
looks like he's striking a Stephen Hawking pose
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:30, archived)
# The Conservatives get my vote
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:38, archived)
# his whole underchin area has the texture of congealed gravy
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:40, archived)
# I'm keeping a log
of every time your posts reference something edible. I have no life, you see ;)
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I have taken it upon myself to kick ass and chew bubblegum


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expect more of these. Many more.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:04, archived)
# You will observe
that I have took all your bubblegum. I needed something to chew while I rewatch it. Meg Foster's enormous 80s shoulders!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:27, archived)
# It's obvious really
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:16, archived)
# no,no,no,no
it's not obvious, really
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:18, archived)
# revisiting it, I think you're 100% correct....
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:21, archived)
# still rissing
that said, I see that you've extended your canvas to the right with perhaps a strip of mirrored image--presumably to allow for larger "NO" fonts? It's not really a question--I'm just rambling.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# And they named him
Dances With Negatives
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:22, archived)
# They named me 'Wipes With Leaves'
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:18, archived)
# {:-)
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:00, archived)
# Wipe? wut's that?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 19:15, archived)
# How nice to meet a fellow carpet dragger...
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:51, archived)
# there's no limits
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:10, archived)
# there's always hopi, m8
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:51, archived)
# The begging of The Land of 1k Dances?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 0:43, archived)
# more nonsense please
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:06, archived)
# haha
all for nonsense but the election is on and it's quite the motivator for a theme

it'll be over at some point

lovel pic
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:03, archived)
# I hear you ;)
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:09, archived)
# Yays
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Really, yays

I get that everyone is hyped up about the elections. But the board is about 99% ugly politician's faces right now.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# It used to be 50/50
Hitler and Kittens. The correct ratio.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:55, archived)
# Yay!
This should be in Goat Simulator.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:18, archived)
# ah yes, the sticky tongue
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 16:28, archived)
# I bet he's popular wit the lady hummingrhinos
IYKWIM
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 18:33, archived)
# :)I had that same thought as I shopped it
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 19:17, archived)
# houplars!
(, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for Compo
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:01, archived)
# The last time someone grabbed her by the pussy we were still rationing SPAM.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:56, archived)
# ^ this is mild compared to
what she encountered with a colonoscopy
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:43, archived)
# Good hat wobble.
Looks like she is being unsuccessfully jacked-up
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:53, archived)
# i think they're trying to fix the stannah
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:57, archived)
# I think they're pumping her full of lube
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:05, archived)
# Some staples
should sort out that wobble.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 21:37, archived)
# Grab 'em by the Queenie
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:12, archived)
# Sean Spicer = Penis Acres
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:00, archived)
# Panics seer
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:33, archived)
# Scare Penis
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
404 - B3ta needs some new 404 page not found images
Manchester - One word challenge celebrating the city and lifting their spirits a bit
Space frogs and their enemies - Show us the great galactic amphibian war
Technology in history - Cavemen with iPads, Henry VIII using Tinder, that sort of thing
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:38, archived)
# Dempsey and Makepeace please
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:40, archived)
# 404 sounds fun
I could update the code and stuff - sounds pretty doable
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:44, archived)
# a c or d
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 10:45, archived)
# New 404s
Would be cool.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:05, archived)
# Technology in History please!
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:05, archived)
# i choose 1
so that god will smile upon me
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:24, archived)
# only kidding
iii plz
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:24, archived)
# 404 works
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:27, archived)
# manch pls
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 12:51, archived)
# space frogs, obvs
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
# the sixth one
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 13:58, archived)
# 405
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:09, archived)
# no compo vote found
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 14:54, archived)
# Shrimps with amusing hats please
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Space Frogs™ and lashings of wet, warm wee wee, please.
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 17:58, archived)
# b3ta has a 404 page?
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Make Theresa May Fuckable
ta
(, Wed 31 May 2017, 23:56, archived)

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