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# newsletter subject line compo
stick your ideas here good people
(, Fri 19 May, 12:53, Reply)
# shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt
(, Fri 19 May, 12:55, Reply)
# READ IT BEFORE THE TORIES BAN INTERNET WORDS
(, Fri 19 May, 13:00, Reply)
# Damn them!
They'll never take our ██████ or our ████ from ████ the ████ ██ █████ ███████.

Ah For ████'█ sake!
(, Fri 19 May, 14:05, Reply)
# YOU HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT IS THIS
(, Fri 19 May, 14:06, Reply)
# My god! They said it would all be covered in tinfoil and float in the air!
But they lied! They took away the tinfoil and the air is all tax!
(, Fri 19 May, 14:11, Reply)
# Well this watermelonging cranberry makes me happy baby orangutan
(, Fri 19 May, 14:33, Reply)
# No longer hiding in the Ecuadorian Embassy
(, Fri 19 May, 13:01, Reply)
# Entering your inbox like a sex-starved Julian Assange
(, Fri 19 May, 13:06, Reply)
# Well, I like it
all of it
(, Fri 19 May, 13:07, Reply)
# did his pussy die?
(, Fri 19 May, 13:08, Reply)
# That's an unpleasant thing
to wake up to.
(, Fri 19 May, 18:03, Reply)
# In the beginning was the Newsletter, and the Newsletter was with God, and the Newsletter was God.
(, Fri 19 May, 13:06, Reply)
# funny how the newsletter vanishes around the same time rolf harris is incarcerated...
and reappears the the day after he gets out on bail...
(, Fri 19 May, 13:07, Reply)
# FUCK ME OVER A BARREL IT'S HALF PAST NEWSLETTER O'CLOCK
(, Fri 19 May, 13:08, Reply)
# Swear clock
is leaking!
(, Fri 19 May, 13:20, Reply)
# Cant we fucking put some bastarding plasters on it?
(, Fri 19 May, 13:58, Reply)
# Fake Newsletter for real
(, Fri 19 May, 13:14, Reply)
# JULIAN ASSANGE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR THE CRIME OF DRESSING A CAT IN A SHIRT AND TIE
(, Fri 19 May, 13:19, Reply)
# ROLF HARRIS IS LOOSE AND HUNGRY FOR CHILDREN
(, Fri 19 May, 13:22, Reply)
# I hope he teams up with Jonathan King for a touching pop duet
(, Fri 19 May, 13:27, Reply)
# And posts it on b3ta
if he can find his old JonKing2006 password.
(, Fri 19 May, 13:48, Reply)
# I remember this
"Oh, I know, I'll post it on b3ta...they'll understand"
(, Fri 19 May, 13:59, Reply)
# Like two little boys.
(, Fri 19 May, 14:14, Reply)
# WE'RE STILL BACK AND TORIES ARE STILL CUNTS
Might need some work
(, Fri 19 May, 13:27, Reply)
# A STRONG AND STABLE NEWSLETTER FOR A STRONG AND STABLE COMMUNITY
(, Fri 19 May, 13:33, Reply)
# A Mrs Tori Bastard called you and wants you to phone back on 02072229000
(, Fri 19 May, 13:37, Reply)
# It's what Chris Cornell would have wanted. Shame it's a day late.
(, Fri 19 May, 13:45, Reply)
# I heard he doesn't like what he has himself hanging on.
(, Fri 19 May, 14:29, Reply)
# FINALLY someone referenced that song, I can't believe it's taken this long.
(, Fri 19 May, 21:16, Reply)
# *irony detector hissing and smoking*
(, Sat 20 May, 10:43, Reply)
# Just stop.
(, Fri 19 May, 13:49, Reply)
# I like peas. Everyone likes peas! Let's peas!
(, Fri 19 May, 13:55, Reply)
# peas in our time
(, Fri 19 May, 13:58, Reply)
# Why! With this advanced example of state of the art British technology made in foreign countries
we could have peas at two or more occasions during the typical day!
(, Fri 19 May, 14:00, Reply)
# At last, all my pea deficiency problems solved!
'clicks'
Still not as inherently funny as the Goblin Teasmade though, jussayin.
(, Fri 19 May, 21:40, Reply)
# I need this
Being stuck 'in the colonies', you have no idea how much I miss the small things like mushy peas.
/sigh
Would totally kickstarter something like this.
(, Tue 23 May, 1:19, Reply)
# no newsletter in history has been treated worse than this
(, Fri 19 May, 13:55, Reply)
# Newsletters? We have the best newsletters! My newsletter friend over there, many such newsletters.
(, Fri 19 May, 13:57, Reply)
# Sad.
(, Fri 19 May, 14:28, Reply)
# Here is the new newsletter.
(, Fri 19 May, 13:59, Reply)
#
This thread is now closed.
(, Fri 19 May, 14:09, Reply)
# Afrika Bambaataa - nonce?
(, Fri 19 May, 14:17, Reply)
# you can't call rob a nonce, we were warned about that
(, Fri 19 May, 14:32, Reply)
# another b3ta newsletter:
we're going to keep making these until you send us enough bitcoins
(, Fri 19 May, 15:04, Reply)
# HA
(, Sat 20 May, 10:43, Reply)
# D'ya like our manifesto? Put it to the testo.
(, Fri 19 May, 15:48, Reply)
# A horse's nose out of context lathers at the mouth (I always say.)

EDIT: NEEDS FANGS
(, Fri 19 May, 12:07, Reply)
# Christ that's scary!
Nicely done though!
(, Fri 19 May, 12:11, Reply)
# thanx...
a little gentler sort
(, Fri 19 May, 12:22, Reply)
# uh-oh .. I just broke twitter :(
Edit: Phew! It's back!
(, Fri 19 May, 12:31, Reply)
# scary and dangerous..
a load that big must be a health and safety nightmare to swallow
(, Fri 19 May, 13:13, Reply)
# emphasis on 'mare' there
(, Fri 19 May, 13:17, Reply)
# OH HAI I FIXDS IT FOR U
(, Fri 19 May, 13:40, Reply)
# lawl!
(, Fri 19 May, 16:30, Reply)
#
this still gives me cream egg nightnmares
(, Fri 19 May, 16:58, Reply)
# o pls no
(, Fri 19 May, 22:33, Reply)
# I could eat that horse inside-out
but that's the only way I'd be interested
(, Fri 19 May, 23:35, Reply)
# Them looks like store-bawt fangz, dunnit?
(, Fri 19 May, 23:32, Reply)
# Very good eye! nice
(, Sat 20 May, 3:34, Reply)
[challenge entry] When the children's TV work dried up...
(, Fri 19 May, 11:55, Reply)
# And when the fisting dries up?
probably something unholy
(, Fri 19 May, 11:59, Reply)
#
Ky
(, Fri 19 May, 12:01, Reply)
# too bad I got rid of my VCR years ago
(, Fri 19 May, 12:01, Reply)
[challenge entry] Keep safe peoples
(, Fri 19 May, 11:41, Reply)
[challenge entry] Him as well...
(, Fri 19 May, 15:14, Reply)
[challenge entry] A new career in paving
(, Fri 19 May, 15:26, Reply)
[challenge entry] between jobs if you like
(, Fri 19 May, 11:07, Reply)
# haha, remember that show!
*wants to call number*
(, Fri 19 May, 11:18, Reply)
# If you stare at this more than 2 seconds you have issues
(, Fri 19 May, 10:45, Reply)
# I have Tissues
(, Fri 19 May, 10:49, Reply)
# soggy no doubt
(, Fri 19 May, 10:52, Reply)
#
All my tissues snapped
(, Fri 19 May, 11:40, Reply)
# :)
(, Fri 19 May, 11:57, Reply)
[challenge entry] A little game to keep you occupied this Friday morning!
(, Fri 19 May, 10:09, Reply)
# Hahahahahaha!!!!!!
This is fabulous. I love you.
(, Fri 19 May, 10:13, Reply)
# Diddo
;)
(, Fri 19 May, 10:18, Reply)
[challenge entry] Extra challenging version...
(, Fri 19 May, 18:33, Reply)
# Squirrel gave it up on the scrotum pole
(, Sat 20 May, 2:00, Reply)
# Off topic . . .
this discriminates against wearers of eyeglasses everywhere, and bald males
(, Fri 19 May, 10:16, Reply)
# Send me your pic
I'll add it to the mix?
(, Fri 19 May, 10:20, Reply)
# here go
(, Fri 19 May, 10:28, Reply)
# HAHAHA
Uncle Fester!
(, Fri 19 May, 10:40, Reply)
# ahahaha this is brilliant!
How many are there?
(, Fri 19 May, 10:16, Reply)
# Also, hardest game of "Guess Who" ever...
(, Fri 19 May, 10:17, Reply)
# hahaha
true!
(, Fri 19 May, 10:21, Reply)
# They're ALL him
o_O
(, Fri 19 May, 10:17, Reply)
# Every time I look at this I LOL at something else
I just found Penfold...
(, Fri 19 May, 10:27, Reply)
# I know
He even has the tie!
(, Fri 19 May, 10:32, Reply)
# Arf!
(, Fri 19 May, 10:28, Reply)
# wow brilliant
(, Fri 19 May, 11:00, Reply)
# Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDHMjO7UbMo
(, Fri 19 May, 11:11, Reply)
# HAHAHA
So many I missed!
(, Fri 19 May, 11:16, Reply)
# Brilliant! :)
(, Fri 19 May, 11:24, Reply)
# :D awesomeness
Is that moby? ...moby moby michael stipe moby moby
(, Fri 19 May, 13:14, Reply)
# Woo!
(, Fri 19 May, 13:26, Reply)
# wonderful!
(, Fri 19 May, 15:07, Reply)
# Pfft. :D
Oooof, Fred(Les) gonna be mad.
(, Fri 19 May, 15:22, Reply)
[challenge entry] "This is too fucked up for me!" - A. Hitler
(, Fri 19 May, 10:03, Reply)
# Yes, have to agree with Hitler there
Any muppet who has the media and money behind them, will win. :(
(, Fri 19 May, 10:08, Reply)
[challenge entry]
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# OUCH
(, Fri 19 May, 12:19, Reply)
[challenge entry] A labour leader is NEVER late...
(, Fri 19 May, 9:51, Reply)
# Nice work Ninj
The campaign is taking it's toll on Jeremy
(, Fri 19 May, 10:02, Reply)
# lolz
(, Fri 19 May, 9:43, Reply)
# hahaha
Is that Jesus on his toast? Or a reptilian alien?
(, Fri 19 May, 9:47, Reply)
# it could very well be our lord and saviour.
or, jesus, whatever.
(, Fri 19 May, 9:48, Reply)
# Does it smell like the shroud of Turin?
(, Fri 19 May, 9:52, Reply)
# a little, but also kinda plastic too.
(, Fri 19 May, 9:56, Reply)
# Yay!
(, Fri 19 May, 9:57, Reply)
# Nice to see Tabs is still going strong.
(, Fri 19 May, 10:18, Reply)
#
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[challenge entry] Conservatives unveil new battle bus...
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[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]
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# Atomic?
(, Fri 19 May, 1:53, Reply)
# I don't know what the hell is going on here?
But I like it!
(, Fri 19 May, 10:04, Reply)
# Really, have some decency
(, Fri 19 May, 0:08, Reply)
# :) yup and mebee
(, Fri 19 May, 1:12, Reply)
# Waves at Chris!
*WAVES*
(, Fri 19 May, 7:44, Reply)
# haha
Anne Thisaway!
(, Fri 19 May, 10:11, Reply)
[challenge entry] Unemployed At-At Walkers eventually evolved into street walkers
(girls gotta eat)
(, Thu 18 May, 23:09, Reply)
# "You wanna fire a towing cable at me and wrap it around my legs? That'll cost extra."
(, Fri 19 May, 8:28, Reply)
# :) It's worth it at half the price
(, Fri 19 May, 9:19, Reply)
# HAHA
Star Whores! - - I'm sure I've seen that?
(, Fri 19 May, 9:45, Reply)
# :D good one
(, Fri 19 May, 9:51, Reply)
# Nicely
I like this
(, Fri 19 May, 10:16, Reply)
# *I like likes*
(, Fri 19 May, 10:24, Reply)
[challenge entry] politilols
(, Thu 18 May, 20:58, Reply)
# yup
(, Fri 19 May, 0:27, Reply)
[challenge entry] Honesty is the best policy
(, Thu 18 May, 19:49, Reply)
[challenge entry] Freedom for tootin'
(, Thu 18 May, 20:00, Reply)
[challenge entry] Wheels out an old one
(, Thu 18 May, 20:26, Reply)
# Haha
(, Thu 18 May, 20:44, Reply)
# Arf!
(, Thu 18 May, 22:03, Reply)
# As long as you don't have split level architecture.
(, Thu 18 May, 22:23, Reply)
[challenge entry] movies too?
(, Thu 18 May, 19:32, Reply)
# That's rather good!
(, Fri 19 May, 11:18, Reply)
[challenge entry] !!!
(, Thu 18 May, 18:00, Reply)
[challenge entry] !!!!!!
(, Thu 18 May, 18:01, Reply)
# Using the same logic followed on the first one
this should have been
present, past
present, past
present, past
tsk tsk tsk
(, Thu 18 May, 18:10, Reply)
# You're right Pedro, that's much funnier
(, Thu 18 May, 18:19, Reply)
# HAS ANYONE SEEN GRONKPAN? WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO.
(, Thu 18 May, 18:19, Reply)
# Yeah I'm here
I was just checking up on Pedro, do you think we need to put him in a different school?
(, Fri 19 May, 22:28, Reply)
# a more special one, yes.
(, Fri 19 May, 23:27, Reply)
#
aaargh, only just got 'touching up"

i'm a such a bunt
(, Thu 18 May, 19:34, Reply)
# Haha
(, Thu 18 May, 21:36, Reply)
# HAHA
Great work
(, Fri 19 May, 16:14, Reply)
#
fab
(, Thu 18 May, 18:06, Reply)
# b3ta gold
or is it called Dav3 now?
(, Thu 18 May, 18:38, Reply)
# Liked
(, Thu 18 May, 18:51, Reply)
# This remains
one of my favourite images from here ever :)
(, Thu 18 May, 19:11, Reply)
#
this
(, Thu 18 May, 19:15, Reply)
# ^that^
(, Thu 18 May, 19:48, Reply)
# ^^that^^
(, Thu 18 May, 21:06, Reply)
# Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
(, Thu 18 May, 19:50, Reply)
# I GAZZED MONGY BUT NOTHING HAPPENED
(, Thu 18 May, 20:57, Reply)
# A true b3ta classic.
(, Thu 18 May, 21:00, Reply)
# ^^^that^^^
(, Thu 18 May, 21:03, Reply)
# pea roasting aunt
(, Thu 18 May, 21:03, Reply)
# ^^^^that^^^^
(, Thu 18 May, 21:16, Reply)
#
this
(, Thu 18 May, 21:25, Reply)
# Moley!
Hugs
(, Thu 18 May, 22:04, Reply)
# Hello spazzy!
:D
x
(, Fri 19 May, 0:49, Reply)
# applause
a classic
(, Fri 19 May, 0:13, Reply)
# This still makes me laugh like a loon.
It is literally one of my favourite things ever.
(, Fri 19 May, 2:49, Reply)
# hahaa!
(, Fri 19 May, 7:43, Reply)
# now that's
a punchline.
(, Fri 19 May, 15:09, Reply)
# Vulcan Klingon Repair Service!
Very nice Mofaha
(, Fri 19 May, 16:17, Reply)
# Now listen here
I downloaded this joke in about 16 colours on a BBS before you'd even heard of the internet, yes yes make it.... OH.
Well played.
(, Fri 19 May, 22:47, Reply)

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