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pffft.

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 18:40, archived)

go to your corner and dont you dare move until the coroner digs you up

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 18:46, archived)

The Wall-Exorcist

Click for bigger (270 kb)

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Wed 25 Oct 2017, 18:29, archived)

Needs more marching hammers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 19:32, archived)

brexit bunny... the trick you've all been asking for!

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:40, archived)

the mystery is how is she still PM?

edit - oh and EXCELLENT shoppage :-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 18:20, archived)

you're right..theresa mystery

i call it the theresa mystery

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 18:38, archived)

By the same power that keeps Trump still in place

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 19:32, archived)

fucktard

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:23, archived)

the power i mean

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................or was it?

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:25, archived)

I'm am sensing high levels of fucktardability, yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:44, archived)

That face it pulled in the middle

made me piss! well done.

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 18:32, archived)

it was meant to play a greater roll, but then i closed the wrong version without saving it

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 18:43, archived)

Ah, the mediocre™ modus operandi

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 19:47, archived)

dammit i said saving it not shaving it!

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:11, archived)

Shaving is for girls

and some types of vegetable

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 9:43, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:26, archived)

the knives will be out :-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:35, archived)

Nice...I would imagine Freddy's belly would look similar

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:59, archived)

Bindun Shirley?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:12, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:18, archived)

Hahaha!!

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Ninj, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:26, archived)

Heheh

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:48, archived)

Har Har

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:58, archived)

At first I thought she was poking his balls with the fat end of a pool cue.

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 18:00, archived)

cock mallet!

(ozof, Thu 26 Oct 2017, 1:21, archived)

Haha!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 26 Oct 2017, 13:07, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HORRORIZE FILMS

There's never enough Halloween films, so lets make some more by taking perfectly nice movies and turning them in to horrors.
Ghost up kids films, add some slashers to the rom coms and zombie the hell out of art house pictures.

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 16:31, archived)

I posted first...

...do I win the internet?

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 16:39, archived)

you win a clicky

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 25 Oct 2017, 16:49, archived)

YAY

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 16:59, archived)

the internet is now all yours

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rob, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:17, archived)

WOO & YAY

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:38, archived)

I am humbled :D

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:40, archived)

you DO win t'internet - bravo :-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 23:24, archived)

WOO & YAY & HOOPLA

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 23:32, archived)

So God gets auto-FP now...?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:16, archived)

Not for long

*smugs*

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 23:33, archived)

Minister for turning everything to (Brex)shit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:53, archived)

Christ alive that man is a mind-curdling blend of stupidity and arrogance

His smug face while lounging expansively in front of the committee telling people how Czechoslovakia doesn't have a government...

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:57, archived)

well it's true, a country that doesn't exist can't possibly have anyone in charge

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 16:36, archived)

Indeed!

The half I recently visited seemed to be doing OK...I'll get back to you about the other half after I revisit next month.

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:19, archived)

and he's bloody good at it.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 15:17, archived)

That's great that is.

Right up to his neck in it.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 15:54, archived)

IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE

Brexit Tourism - Make adverts for post Brexit Britain
Halloween in History - Time travelling with Witches, Ghosts and Ghouls
Horrorize films - make nice films in to Horrors for Halloween
Inappropriate awards - Robert Mugabe was briefly an ambassador for the World Health Organisation

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)

Horrorize nice films

I reckon

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rob, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:35, archived)

^This^

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Ninj, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:35, archived)

Horrorise?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:53, archived)

Ho Ro Ris

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:30, archived)

The Horroriser III

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:55, archived)

Horrorise

The word above "Horrorise" is the correct spelling for the word. It is very easy to misspell a word like Horrorise, therefore you can use TellSpell as a spell checker. Whenever you do not know how to spell a word just go to this site and search, we got millions of different misspellings for the words already indexed by google, so just google it it as you think it is spelled and hopefully google will help you find Tellspell again!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:13, archived)

tellspell? is that the replacement for the OED?

there's no such word as Horrorise or Horrorize.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:28, archived)

It's a neologism,

but as such should follow the modern British English rules for turning an adjective or noun into a verb.

There's nothing wrong with language evolving, but stick by the rules, kids!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:52, archived)

But, but most films will be 'merican anyway.

Just sayin' :)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:55, archived)

meh, I think it looks better with a z

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:08, archived)

Well if you squint

and/or get very drunk, you should be able to ize all the ise around.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:16, archived)

I think you've been drinking the USA Kool-Aid ;)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)

I like the zee too, or is it zed ?

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:43, archived)

zed's dead

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:01, archived)

scary fillums perlease

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:18, archived)

1 and an adult potty, please.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:45, archived)

this please

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMrQqgWPlRw

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:08, archived)

YOU WILL ALL VOTE F COZ IT WAS MY IDEA!!!

actually no - scaritise fillums please

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:43, archived)

Blood-curdling B

or Three Eyed III

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:46, archived)

Horrorise films

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:46, archived)

iii

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:32, archived)

My vote is for

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 14:34, archived)

bit esoteric m8

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 15:12, archived)

Photobucket hates your profile.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:02, archived)

and I hate it right back

oh, it was such a beautiful, beautiful profile :(

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:30, archived)

For only $9.99 a month you can bring your profile back to its glory days.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 17:39, archived)

'$399.99 BILLED ANNUALLY' actually

And like fuck I'm ever paying them a single cent after what they pulled on their users.

I could rehost everything on one of my domains, I suppose. But frankly I cannot be arsed. My profile is now forever* a testimony to the internet cunts.

* Or until I decide that forever is over, whichever comes first

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 19:51, archived)

b3tards was WELL flammable. I wouldn't pay them a penny - I bet their whole website is made of plywood.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 20:37, archived)

oh my!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:22, archived)

FUCK!!!

The Photobucket Cabal is on to me! I just got this email today :((

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 23:44, archived)

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Oct 2017, 0:36, archived)

And I, Don, the Pumpkin King... Have grown so tired of the same old thing.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 1:22, archived)

So when does the President traditionally pardon a pumpkin?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 1:55, archived)

yay! pumpkins!

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:02, archived)

Halloween, halloween

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:19, archived)

i dunno... surprise me...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 9:22, archived)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:24, archived)

mad skillz

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:28, archived)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:55, archived)

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 12:18, archived)

Smashing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:06, archived)

Mr Trumpkin

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 11:24, archived)

The "Mystery" of Irish Dance - solved

Pea

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:53, archived)

I like the joke

and I like the drawing also

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:02, archived)

Thank you

It is an old pic - did it a few years ago

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:08, archived)

It reminds me a little of Larson

but better obvs :)

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:10, archived)

BIG compliment

I love Larson and would be lying if I didn't say all the cartoons I have ever drawn are influenced by him

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:42, archived)

It's also an old joke.

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:31, archived)

"Big fish, little fish, cardboard box"

typed over and over again, dozens of times on every page

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:16, archived)

Ooh, a pumpkin

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:16, archived)

I liked this joke

and remember it from however long ago you first posted it.

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:25, archived)

I like this joke as well.

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:34, archived)

I've missed this kind of thing

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 22:04, archived)

I've missed ^ that kind of thing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 21:46, archived)

And that's how the boogie was born.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 22:09, archived)

I'm sure I've seen this joke

Great minds! There was another by a fake Larson clone
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/13/c4/5b13c4c12c7bafbfaf2dd05e5fc728e2--irish-dancing.jpg

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simbosan liked your link on, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 22:56, archived)

I did mine before him / her ;-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:27, archived)

You should biff him on the schnozz

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simbosan liked your link on, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:31, archived)

haha!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:33, archived)

Watching over you...

Look closely.

Source: https://twitter.com/ESO/status/922795038484127744

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:47, archived)

Nothing good may come of this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:21, archived)

i guarantee you there's no problem. i guarantee.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:33, archived)

silly 'cumber

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:15, archived)

i'd like to take his face.............off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:20, archived)

I’d like to take his arms race… off

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:22, archived)

Yay! We got scary Halloween icons!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:48, archived)

I am a pumpkin

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 21:27, archived)

Yes, but what about the icons?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:12, archived)

Rod Hull holidaying in Scotland causes worldwide sensation

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Ninj, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:29, archived)

"THERE'S SOMEBODY ON THE FLOOR! DUM-DUM! THERE'S SOMEBODY ON THE FLOOR! DUM-DUM!".

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:57, archived)

Parkinson's in there somewhere - go get 'im boy!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:36, archived)

facts

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:11, archived)

and more

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:12, archived)

I have never known a whale to lose a poker game

(horrid, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:20, archived)

bollocks

there are no cottages in huddersfield!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:35, archived)

yay! halloween icons!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:01, archived)

Interesting

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:23, archived)

leaning back in a chair really is cool

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:08, archived)

{pea}

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:11, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:49, archived)

What about the guy doing yoga after crashing his car!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:17, archived)

^^^^^^^

yeah what gives?
we demand answers

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:22, archived)

That's actually 2 racist midgets

They don't deserve facts.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 21:59, archived)

I like these!

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simbosan liked your link on, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 23:00, archived)

Hulk win!

Eh?

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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:39, archived)

That's a new one on me

look at my hand, haha! you looked at my hand

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:24, archived)

the size of his hands in contrast with the size of his bulge

may explain why he's so pissed off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:37, archived)

A complete mystery.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:46, archived)

silly 'nana

(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:49, archived)

BOO BADOO BADOO

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 23:12, archived)

gah

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 8:32, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:10, archived)

Woo!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 13:22, archived)

Judging by the shadow

He is some sort of lizard and his hair is a monkey.

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 20:31, archived)

waff waff

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:38, archived)

!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:40, archived)

Offensive! [angerey_react_emoji]

...and It seems not even Google knows what to do with that phrase

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:46, archived)

Suffbodd

From snopsimps epsode of homer impersonat dog of name Poochie

(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:48, archived)

fake sipsmons

did not remove of body Poochie this use mspaint tool result in ultimat humor iffect form this episod

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:58, archived)

for to use with different vectors

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:13, archived)

on suffbodd

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 22:00, archived)

ejukeshan is gey

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:57, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:10, archived)

(ozof, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 4:06, archived)

in cabinatt

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 6:15, archived)

Mystery Solved

***It took me 4 days but I finally transferred all my images from photobucket so FUCK YOU PHOTOBUCKET***

(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:06, archived)

I like this!

...and yeah, Fuck You PhotoBucket!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:45, archived)

Phuckbucket™

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 22:02, archived)

Although I do enjoy a tasty Pho Bucket

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 3:00, archived)

Mocap images taken from Empire magazine.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:25, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:44, archived)

Uncanny!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 17:00, archived)

ok i didnt actually invent this mystery, just produced conclusive evidence

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:34, archived)

There really should be bonus points in this contest for solving age-old mysteries.

(Cruising Capacity, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:55, archived)

if there is can i change my entry to this pea..lease

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 14:07, archived)

I found this on the internet

and I liked it.

(gijoel, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:41, archived)

I like this

so I clicked I like this

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 14:05, archived)

pfft

~~i dont want your charity~~
thanks if only there was a way that i could like your comment somehow.. oh well

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 14:10, archived)

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