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(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:17, archived)
# The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:18, archived)
# That's a T-1000 right there
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:40, archived)
# Wolfie's fine, honey.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
# K-1000, mimetic poly-asshole alloy. Sent back in time by his AI overlord's to keep the apocalypse on schedule...
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:18, archived)
# that always sounds like they're talking about sex robots
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)
# Wait.... they're not?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:02, archived)
# Haven't you heard of the "rise of the robots"?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:11, archived)
# *plays sexy synthesizer music*
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:20, archived)
# Hey!
Did someone order a pizza?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:22, archived)
# Best quote I ever heard about Donald jnr.
Is a vampire drowning in child support payments.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Just faffing around with the face-melting filter...
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:31, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:32, archived)
# "there's hundreds of Greeks all under one roof..."
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:35, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:45, archived)
# Quite
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:50, archived)
# Great pun!
Also, nice that you enter the horse through the cock and not the arsehole . . .

(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)
# yeah, I mean, if ya gotta choose yeah?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:01, archived)
# Fucking love that game
:)
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
# I wonder if Trojan horses use horse Trojans
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 16:29, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
# Took me 5 months to finish that on my Amiga.
Fuck, I feel old.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:04, archived)
# The final level was insane
I reckon 0.05 of a second to click a floater to a builder
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:07, archived)
# Also
floater lol
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:08, archived)
# Big boy need dwink
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:45, archived)
# Gold is more his style ;)
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:51, archived)
# Grab it by the grips!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:51, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:11, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Donald Trump Computer Games - because he blames them for all the shootings
If SciFi suffered real world problems - Kwik-Fit the DeLorean and Boil Wash Stormtrooper's armour
Snow - Oh no, it's falling! panic!
No letter N - China bans the letter N, have some fu removig it from thigs
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:14, archived)
# Anything but trump
I haven't got nearly enough orange wool
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:28, archived)
# Bee
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:33, archived)
# B.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:54, archived)
# snow lesbians
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:31, archived)
# If lesbians suffer real world problems
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:52, archived)
# lesbias
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:29, archived)
# I think that lesbian computer games would be quite interesting
but perhaps indistinguishable from other computer games
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:54, archived)
# Buh.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:33, archived)
# B thanks awfully
Love, tcg
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:36, archived)
# Too many choices!
Can't you just tell us what to do?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)
# Option 1, actually
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:52, archived)
# ta
Fat Pig Fucker Xmas Pud
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:04, archived)
# Oh my!
:)
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:32, archived)
# disturbing, yet compelling
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:46, archived)
#
compel titillat?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 3:02, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:17, archived)
# A thing of beauty!
Nice work
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 17:33, archived)
# we have a winner, next vote!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
# We should be so lucky
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:06, archived)
# Hello God, it's me again.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:48, archived)
# Real World Sci-Fi Problems.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:12, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:02, archived)
# F please
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry]

yay candles
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:12, archived)
# Candles!!!
Also, I like this a lot.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)
#
ooh, ta .
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)
# FIRE!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:53, archived)
#
FETCH THE HAMMERS!!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:00, archived)
# Merry yay candles 8D
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:06, archived)
#
Vey yey indeedey, thanks Hek.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:54, archived)
# may the candles be with you!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 12:45, archived)
#
And with your spirit.

(little joke there for the modern catholics)

thanks muchly
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:57, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:12, archived)
#
CAPTAIN!
I am much obliged for your kind attentions.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:58, archived)
# Checkpoint "Right" Charlie.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:01, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

Joke, courtesy of the late, great, Tommy Cooper
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)
# "You are light"?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:36, archived)
# Hiding my inner pedant.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:44, archived)
# Good. Nobody wants to see that sick stuff.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 0:00, archived)
# Touch my bum
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 7:41, archived)
# One of my favourite jokes
*likes*

Can't forgive the grammar fail though...

*unlikes*
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
# Gah!!!
JUST spotted that! :(
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
# I'm more puzzled what ƒNIN is
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:05, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:07, archived)
#
fuck Nine Inch Nails?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:14, archived)
# Sounds painful
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:26, archived)
# I'm sure they won't mind.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:42, archived)
# No thanks
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 23:57, archived)
# No ur lite
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:43, archived)
# You're all light gays
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:55, archived)
# Just light that
*does hand thing*
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:57, archived)
# proper mcbeef
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:37, archived)
# FFS!
:D
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 23:20, archived)
#
The Buddha walks up to a hot dog stand and tells the vendor "Give me a hot dog with everything on it!"
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 0:08, archived)
# He was trying to get to the other side.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 7:39, archived)
# Make me one without onions.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:05, archived)
# Just like that...
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:19, archived)
# Do we get a vote this week?
Pick
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:02, archived)
# Depends. Are you a B3ta Gold member?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:37, archived)
#
s when all this used to be funny
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
# I have a loyalty card
Does that count?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:46, archived)
# Post 10 image challenge entries
get a free FP :)
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:49, archived)
# I gave up my Gold membership in the end
as I really can't find the time any more to blow Rob every month
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:56, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:59, archived)
# WTF I just discovered I am on the FP

Thanks Rob!

*winks
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)
#
i a
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:02, archived)
# dascovered?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:20, archived)
# Fap
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:23, archived)
# Fip
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:16, archived)
# No point, it's always a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich, anyway
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:47, archived)
# 2 choices is better than
being told what do :(
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:50, archived)
# Brexit means brexit...
...except when it doesn't.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:56, archived)
# GET OUT
or stay in
it's all the same
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)
# It's actually one choice
With two options
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:15, archived)
# That's what they want you to think
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:26, archived)
# I'd rather just be told what to do, tbh
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:50, archived)
# Then I order you to exercise your right to vote
if you get a chance
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:52, archived)
# That works
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:54, archived)
# Sure

[ ] Option 1
[ ] Option 2
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:59, archived)
# Hmmmmmm that's a tough one
You choose for me
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:01, archived)
#
he'll take the lesbian one
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 4:55, archived)
# Ooh, thankyou T
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)
# SHUTUPP
Get back in line! I like being told how I have to think?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 23:54, archived)
#
me too
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)
# yes
but why the upset? most weeks you're having to do a subject someone else chose
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 10:54, archived)
# It's called a democracy!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)
# GET OVER IT
The peepul have spoken. No more votes EVA
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)
# I demand a recount!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 11:45, archived)
# Hard on the inside.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 18:54, archived)
# Just so long as he isn't slowed down by bone spurs in his heels
[Edit] - Compo?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 19:05, archived)
# Featuring the hit song "Hey Mr. Tangerine Man"
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 19:20, archived)
# Bullet dodging draft dodging skills.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)
# He's no gent...
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Witch hunt, you say?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 16:35, archived)
# and it won't just be on the streets of NI :'(
nicely
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:08, archived)
# Inaccurate comparison
The Wicked Witch was competent.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 17:10, archived)
# Not that great at avoiding houses, though.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 17:13, archived)
# I notice the sorting hat there...
Pass that around the admin and it would sound like a scratched record.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 17:23, archived)
#
That was her sister!
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)
# The Wicked Witch of the East got crushed by Dorothy's house, allowing Dorothy to nick the silver shoes/ruby slippers
The Wicked Witch of the West did the "Surrender Dorothy" skywriting.

The relationship between the witches, and their appearances, and the shoes, vary depending on film or book.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 18:34, archived)
# But the witch was hunting Dorothy, who was wearing the shoes
So Trump is Dorothy?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:53, archived)
# Well he certainly is rather
Dotty
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
# WWofE wore them first, hence the stripey socks
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:10, archived)
# But she was dead by that point in the story
(Of all the hills to die on, I never thought mine would be this)
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:12, archived)
# She got better
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Does this make everything clear?"
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)
# He's the ultimate clown shoe.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:58, archived)
# brickin' it
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:16, archived)
# I hope those bricks don't get damaged
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 16:20, archived)
# Harder damnit
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:09, archived)
# No more questions.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:58, archived)
# He's been eating steak with lots of ketchup again?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:47, archived)
# Nice
It's like a Jim Carrey painting?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate.

Revised Edition
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)
# Very nice
*likes*
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)
# Powerful!
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:20, archived)
# I like the skull 'n syringe/scalpel
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 17:41, archived)
# That's great, so it is.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:20, archived)
# Worthless college degrees
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 4:55, archived)
# Well, I like it
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:28, archived)
# Thanks, Macros :)
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:35, archived)
# I knew a bloke who could do a lot of magic tricks with a chicken
He was arrested for fowl sorcery.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)
# lots of chicken chokin', I'd wager :p
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:27, archived)
# Carnival Cruises--non-stop entertainment
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 23:18, archived)
# His ass seems to be a theme :p
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 23:26, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 23:21, archived)
# Captain's sleeping one off. Do the best you can.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 23:28, archived)
# WOT
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 23:45, archived)
#
i see you mr sensible
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:22, archived)
# All time
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 2:36, archived)
# TOUCHING
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 17:38, archived)
# MY ASS
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 16:22, archived)
# Ah, the simpler times
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 17:39, archived)
# This is what I was expecting
So I am no longer disappointed.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 18:45, archived)
# Superb!
I like how he drops a 'to be sure' extra sinker
(, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:17, archived)
# This is what it's like when your testicles drop?
Asking for a friend
(, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone loved Combo!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:12, archived)
#
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#
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#
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# compost it
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:07, archived)
#
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#
?
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:07, archived)
# Columbo - (flag of Luxembourg) = another flag Columbo doesn't have
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:19, archived)
#
another just one more
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:21, archived)
# doesn't (another) = (just one more) in most instances?
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 22:05, archived)
# yuk yuk
oh, one more thing . . . lots of empty canvas space here ^ ;p
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 23:02, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 22:23, archived)
# Compo it...
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
Love all the Combos!
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:52, archived)
# A night out with The Farkins.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:13, archived)
# Henry Bolton and Jo Marney
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:18, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:31, archived)
# HAHA
You've actually made them more human!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:25, archived)
# Steady on.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:32, archived)
# thanks for that
i now have a mental image of her trying to remove his knobcheese from the back of those fucking gnashers
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:39, archived)
# OH NO PLEASE
'bokes'
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:46, archived)
# classic faceswap
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)
# looks like whatshername, racist bird
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:59, archived)
# Julian Clary and Keith Floyd in drag
aicmfp
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:22, archived)
#
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#
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:32, archived)
# Just to add to the horror
Cunt Katie Hopkins
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:22, archived)
# That picture looks like too many fingers, but it's not!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:13, archived)
# IKR!!
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)
# Great thread!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)
# Special glasses
that show their inner selves...
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:47, archived)
# You're a day late
That was on the horror channel last night
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:25, archived)
# bit of re-casting
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 13:50, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] stick out your tongue
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
All those eyes!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:29, archived)
# Not creepy, at all
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:08, archived)
# Secret footage reveals why he doesn't want to trade further afield!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 13:06, archived)
# RACIST!
or something
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 13:23, archived)
# Hitler's got a lot to answer for
We can't use swastikas anymore.
We can't stick our hands in the air.
Goose-stepping is a big no-no.
Small moustaches are well out.

He even ruled out the first name Adolf for all future German parents.

What a bastard.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)
# I wanted to write a journal of my camping trip
but that wasn't allowed either
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:09, archived)
# On the plus side he did kill Hitler
As Jimmy Carr likes to say.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 6:51, archived)
# Brother Lee Love has aged
;)
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 14:32, archived)

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