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This is a link post The bumper boxset of all of Bob Mortimer's stories
on Would I lie To You
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not watched it yet
But clicked as the ones I've seen are well worthy of a re-watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That made my week.
Fantastic stories! Thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post as brilliant as his stories are
david mitchell's proclivity for shouting in his nasal voice is quite annoying
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
proclivity for shouting in his nasal voice is quite,
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
Last one is the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Bah, too long, can't watch that"
half an hour later and it's still a nice collection
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Jul 2017, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Can i have clearance Clarence
Air Traffic Con-TROLLING in Flight Simulator X. Pretty much sums up the internet.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was fun
I think that looks more stressful than ACTUAL air traffic control
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have a look at the
Engine failure after Takeoff Video. Really like his style.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watching his channel used up my afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've watched a few of these now and they crack me up
Seems like they need to sort out dedicated servers for people who want to play seriously though. haha
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glassical!
2+Years
 (AoxomoxoA, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more cowbell.
Also, the whole fucking POINT of that song is to get EVERY fucker shouting FUCK YOU I WON'T TIDY MY BEDROOM!


So what the fuck is the point of an instrumental? I mean if it's for deaftards then they should at least have put one of them hand-wavey gurners in the corner like on normal telly. And subtitles.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Jul 2017, 4:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats awful - feel bad for the triangle player...

(TX1 time to start..., Tue 25 Jul 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a link post 37s for the Willow Ptarmigan
#begurble
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Three cheers for the Willow Ptarmigan!
Hip Hip...
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post A couple of weeks back
I was sitting on the crapper in Greece at 3am, wishing I'd not had quite so much cheap wine, listening to a pair of Scop's Owls calling outside. It sounded remarkably like a conversation between two car alarms.

www.xeno-canto.org/365807
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post you can't beat a water rail for weirdness
www.xeno-canto.org/366514

squeal like a pig boy!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like me on the crapper at 3am
I chose poorly with the Tesco spare ribs.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go away!
www.xeno-canto.org/346742
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely
Can you get expensive wine in Greece ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post FTW!
great find cheers also for der zauber fluge.
'what's that Alex?'
'Magic Flute'
'Thanks mate. Had it made special, didn't I'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silly species.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 1:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wot no Anne Coulter?
She's a bit of a termagant
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 2:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very close relative of our Red Grouse:
vimeo.com/80364499
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a Hummngbird?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Black Headed Junco?
;_;
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Desert Rain Frog...
...or Flavour Flav?
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh boiiii

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwKak-r74k8
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What time is it Boiiii!?
Funny.

The original is pretty funny too.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
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This guy features in Matt Berry's take on summer holidays... definitely worth watching - only ~5 mins.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02wz47q
 (LokiMD, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
love it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Simba and Naala turn on Puumba NSFW
Rrrrrronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see the Not Safe For Warthogs tag used correctly for once.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see how it could stand for anything else.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's some reet good tactics from the lions there

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Kodak 36v Printer Power supply Adapter for Hero 7.1 Printer
I like it when designers get inventive and break the pre-conceived ideas of how a product should look.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly ripped off from classic Dieter Rams Braun.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does this come with the US plug?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post From the look of the accessory
I am guessing Japanese
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bah, those plugs are too small.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you get some sort of adapter?
Perhaps in the shape of an animal of some sort?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post or maybe even an divers air tank?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your internet search history must be epic!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post More likely the product of being on here for so many years
And now just waiting for old age and dementia so I can clear my Internet results history
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Puddles Pity Party Sings a Love Song to Kevin Costner
Cheesy blurry but a few real lol moments for me, give it a shot :) Or else the 6 foot 8 Clown will get ya!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this guy until he appeared on a certain syndicated prime time American Talent show.
Fucking sellout.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me it's the Tooting popular front!
He has great talent, who wouldnt want a massive audience to showcase that and make some money with?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's already got massive audiences, and I'm sure a not inconsiderable amount of money*
*well, for a performing artist, at least.

I don't really see why he needed to bolster his fanbase with a demographic that regards Celebrity Love Island as must-watch TV.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You really are aptly named.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness.
Heaven forbid I named myself Mr. Agreeable!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Little Girl Decides to Become Serial Killer

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lols
(Guiltily)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the top comment
"Your family has no flight reflex. Darwin is coming."
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post They don't even flinch.
They just grin like weirdos - much like the drone pilot on the left in fact
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post They always thought Little Marie was unusually ugly.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Was that before or after she got her face minced by the propellors?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post "Your Song" sung by the movies I made this!

Last time I will bother you with one of these...
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me
That must have taken ages. Keep bothering us!
EDIT ok if this is a script can i set a challenge for you? Do one of this, The Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post all comedy is done by machines now

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soo
he didnt edit it by himself just some robot spewed it out?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post from what I understand of what he said the other day
he's written a clever bit of code that grabs words/phrases from subtitle data, so it's all automated. still jolly clever.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:35, , Reply)
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It's mostly automated now but still needs (very little) editing at the "edges" of some clips due to subtitle timecodes not being 100% accurate.
I am currently doing some clips this way in order to get a feeling for what the manual tasks are and will then try to automate these.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see you do Bohemian Rhapsody...
...just to see if anyone has ever said "scaramouche" on film
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesomely clever indeed

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 24 Jul 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There ya go:

https://youtu.be/etzR1TV6Pbw

Short though cause of processing time. And apparently no one saying "boogity beat" and "bang bang boogie" in the flicks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Thankies :)
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I downvoted it.
Because reasons.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Goodbye MS Paint
Or is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Guardian are asking for crudely drawn cocks too.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/24/share-your-microsoft-paint-memories-and-creations
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paint saved!
Technology news moves quickly.
Breath a sigh of relief for the badly drawn purple spunking cock lives on.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/25/microsoft-paint-saved-windows-store
Breath a sigh of relief as the badly drawn purple spunking cock lives on.
 (goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you error out there

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Jul 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Seeing as we're doing people falling off chairs..
...here's Oliver Reed. It's a repost but I don't care because it's glorious!
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tongue in cheek?

It certainly looked like an accident :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post tragic really

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I heard once
That Oliver Reed had appeared for his Aspel interview sober, but the production team had lined up a table full of booze for him in his dressing room because they knew he had a major alcohol problem and would make for much better ratings if he was pissed as a fart.

If that's true, it's really fucking sad.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Joe Frank monologue: Lies
If you've seen the rather good Scorsese flick After Hours you'll see how he was able to successfully sue the screenwriter for plagiarism, but not a bad listen even if you haven't (12 mins)
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh for the love of Little Chef, when will the madness end!
We need to hunt down who is to blame for this culture. A sacrifice is the only way to end it...
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The vacuous, the vapid and the vain
All competing for attention
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that's enough about b3ta!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, watch it
The /talk board is not the whole of B3ta.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Terrapin Island
AKA hippopotamus head
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 6:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Usavich
...no reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 0:22, , Reply)

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