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This is a link post I see your Ozzy and raise you Barrowman in red heels taking a drop

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is apparently well known for displaying his penis in public.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where did you hear this?
Just wondered if there's an official newsletter on the subject
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you actually a middle-aged woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a colossal show-off
Like a Millenial Brian Blessed
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a bloody fame hag is what he is.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Ozzy falls off chair

Seems to get funnier the more I watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid I don't really get this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uhhh
guy falls off chair.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a link post what kind of a person lives in a place like this?
Capt Sensible Through the Keyhole from 1983 (probs about the time of Happy Talk?)
I was looking for live versions of that British Late Psychedelic classic 'The Universe of Geoffrey Brown' and stumbled across.
For others 'Anny Diamondy phwoar'
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who lives in a shit heap like this?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think lloyd put it
just slightly better...
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn'thave to worry about the pesky TV watershed

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which reminds me
I tripped over this the other day. Somehow it had completely passed me by until now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG4ZWWnMxkQ
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen this and it gives me the slight vibe
that he's a memorabilia collector. He just wanted to wear the uniform.
Speaking of uniforms - Pete Townshend. Not quite on form. But worth it for the doc martins lines.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S3LklS1PiY
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing the Southern Comfort bottle in his room reminded me of his love of the sauce
And this Saturday Superstore appearance

youtube.com/watch?v=PpMtUL2IuoY
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post good one.
Damned do a great cover of 'white Rabbit'.
There's also a weird Grauniad video of him on the Romney Hythe and Dymchurch railway. He's a 'train enthusiast' as we must call them in these politically etc etc.
Beginning to think he's on the spectrum.
Still, a fantastic guitarist.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did seem to be quite into it

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks he doesn't know where he is.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post "...animals, dressed up like people."
As if that concept wasn't tired by the early 8Os.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and remember, Loyd has no idea whose house he is visiting.
I call bullshit, Anne.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Tin foil hat time
Were Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell both murdered?

My inkling is no, but that's what they WANT you to think...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't know who these people are but their names sound like they're quite murderable
good riddance to bad rubbish as my old nan used to say
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they were exposing
'notorious entertainment industry paedophiles' then I think they were wasting their time. It's the ones who *aren't* already notorious they should have been focusing on.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post True TACFC
The whole thing has that usual vagueness associated with conspiracy theory articles. Claptrap.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ASDA car park wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post day late
dollar short
Got a quid for the trolley?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so you don't deny it.
That's as good guilty in the court of public opinion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post never explain
never complain
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wrong way round. Again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post have you had the binoculars pointed at my bedroom window?
*again*????
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *waves*

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post put it away
nothing under nine inches, please. Size queen, soz.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your speling is no aswel.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the end it doesn't really matter.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't there some suicide thing with kids in a Welsh village not so long ago...
...people just sort of see it and think "f*** it, why not".
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Fnord

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weird
It will continue to grow, sprouting appendages enabling it to move. A mouth will soon form, along with teeth and a simple digestive tract.

I'm still trying to figure out what it is. Google isn't helpful.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't know about SCP?
There are some very weird and dangerous creatures in there...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a link post The Sun is shite ;) I made this!
After a Tweet I uploaded went a bit viral, The Sun asked if they could put it on their website. Not wishing to be associated with that pile of plop, I said "no".

Inevitably, they published it anyway. Someone suggested I change my username. Not sure how long it'll be up there for.

 (ccc, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha get a screenshot!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha ikr?!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trying to upload
But running out of data... Argh!
 (ccc, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post here you go my dear old thing
best i could do
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
:)
 (ccc, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're whale cum :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is so League of Gentlemen worthy for a quote.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, can we have Brenda's address
You know, in case of plumbing emergencies...
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have linked to The Sun but not your original tweet?
Edit.

Here it is
https://twitter.com/ChrisShawEditor/status/888354478973480960
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you change the pic to a goatse?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'fraid not.
He is a 'Christian Worship Leader' according to his Twitter bio. Bloody mentalist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just clicked "I like this"
Y' know. Just to be even more annoying than I already am.
 (ccc, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am praying for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(ccc, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a Watford fan, so I'm sure he's used to seeing gaping holes at the back

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Football!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and it's gone.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!
Each instalment markedly better than the one before!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Instead Of Brexit I made this!
The other day I read about the £66 billion they now think we will have to pay to the EU to leave, and I wondered what else you might be able to do with that kind of $$$ so I tried dividing it by the 22k starting salary of a nurse.

You get nearly 3 million. 3 million nurse-years, or if you prefer 2,982 nurses for 100 years.

Equaling this insanity - it is about 13 billion pints of beer. Or enough to buy every working person a burrito for lunch every day for a year.

Anyway, I decided to make a website to show just what a lot of other more interesting, generous or fun stuff you can do with £66 billion instead of Brexit.

Please share the insanity that is now somehow reality, and if you have any other ideas for the £66 billion, let me know and I'll add them.


 (iambob BYE, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
and retweeted
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great.
Somewhat ruined by inconvenient facts like that the average nurse is paid well over 22k. Some nurses are paid up to 40k according to today's Sunday Times. As for the 1% pay rise cap, that overlooks the fact that every year a nurse can rise up the pay scale, and typically can expect a pay rise of 4% per annum. Some can achieve as much as 7% in a year. I'd rather have more doctors anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
All the math is on there to check. it's based on the starting salary of a nurse. Even if it was the average salary I think it's still going to a 2 million nurse-hours!
 (iambob BYE, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough, but it's still misleading.
In the same way the £350 million Brexit bus claim wasn't untrue, but it was a gross figure, not a net figure. So not actually a lie, but not really the truth either. Much like your claim. Anyway, we'd benefit much more from more doctors. But this country has long sentimentalised the role of nurses since Florence Nightingale. Or Mary Seacole, if you prefer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post or better yet
people paid to slap cigarettes and booze out of people's hands.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to add
the other costs for employment (overheads, training, etc.). Page 188 of this document: www.pssru.ac.uk/project-pages/unit-costs/2016/index.php helpfully adds those up for you. It suggests that a Band 6 (which would probably reflect an average grade) hospital-based nurse would cost the NHS around £50,000 per year. If they're based in London, it will be around 50% more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather have more Doctor Shipmans
How many would we need to wipe out all the ancient racists who voted for this pointless shite?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny.
Let's just abandon universal suffrage when you don't get the results you want. You're the kind of cunt that champions diversity, as long as it's not diversity of opinion. Legislate for thought crimes now! You're basically a fascist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post life expectancy is plateauing now anyway
The country just needs a couple of cold winters and a fuel crisis and we can put this whole ridiculous episode behind us
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Euthanasia for old people that don't vote your way now!
After all, they've only paid tax all their lives, and they pay taxes on their estate beyond the grave, so fuck them, it's not like they've had a lifetime of listening to politicians fantasising.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go easy on Benny
I guess he's just a millennial that's known no other life than one under the rule of the eu. He's probably been totally indoctrinated at school.

Look Benny, it's like this. A lot of people remember what it was like before.
They were promised time and again that it was just about trade and not creating a united states of europe.
Turns out they were lied to and it's exactly that.

Then some silly fucker gave us a chance to get out before we are completely assimilated. We took it.

Now I don't know about you but i'm looking forward to the chance to create something different. It might be better or it might be worse depending on your priorities. The key thing being that it's our choice now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a shit wage.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm prepared to bet money
that you have never worked for the public sector.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 66billion should be paid from the Overseas Aid Budget
So instead of giving it to corrupt African dictators, it's given to corrupt European dictators.
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a lot doesn't it?
But it's about five years worth of payments to the EU (after our rebate) and would almost certainly be payable in installments.

Also bear in mind that after this we have to pay them nothing, so in the long term we really do benefit.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post after we've replaced all the EU public bodies and their functions with our own versions (at huge expense)
And after we've replaced trading links built up over 40 years with something else unspecified

In the LOOOONG term, we might get out blue passports back. But probably not
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny.
They don't need wholesale replacement. Or much replacement at all.
And *breaking news* we traded with Europe before the existence of the EU. Also, you obviously haven't noticed, EU members also trade with countless countries that aren't EU members.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post in the very long term you might begin to understand how the world around you works

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps.
But the world of international trade and commerce, and the legal power of the WTO, will be forever beyond your ken.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post it pains me to say
but Benny is right on this. Our trade has benefited enormously fron the single market - championed by Mrs T. We do more business with Ireland (pop. 4.7 million) than with China (pop 1.4 billion).
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Define trade. Numbers/units etc. Sources.
Ireland needs the UK more than the EU in terms of trade. Also, why propagate the myth that such trade will cease when we leave a economic bloc. No one buys goods or services on the basis of origin (AOC type stuff excluded). They buy it because they want it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The EU has trade restrictions...
...so the reason we trade more with Ireland than, say, China is because we are required to. Open up the market and we will trade how we used to with who we want to and businesses around the world will be able to do the same. In other words proper free trade. That includes European countries whose companies will still want to do business with the UK whether part of the EU or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post NUMBERS DATA FACTS SOURCES.
So the fifth or sixth biggest economy in the world does less trade with the second largest economy in the world than a neighbouring minnow? GTFO.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
how about the drawing of a huge phallus on the face of the moon?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's assuming we pay them 66 billion.
First off that figure is a guess based on the assumption that the EU is going to make up a huge figure in order to punish us for leaving to scare other into staying.
That would be dangerous and very petty of them.

Can't say that I would be campaigning to stay in a union with a group that behaves like that.

I would be tempted to believe they may try because I think they are complete cunts.
For example see they are holding up a deal on eu citizens in the UK by insisting they have more rights than UK citizens.

We would however have to agree to pay of course. If they try anything like that I say fuck em and walk away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post well nobody knows how much it'll be, the devil's in the detail...but
the UK is not going to pay any more than it has committed to - that'll be ensured by David "British bulldog" Davis.

The EU budget works in a 7 year cycle (known as the multiannual financial framework) so depending where we are with this will determine how much we have to pay. However if we've legally committed to x for the lifetime of whatever portfolio of capital projects x is we will have to pay (or risk stalling the "negotiation") - either way the EU wins.

You can't order a takeaway then when the delivery boy turns up just go "nah you're alright mate". Unless you're happy with never getting takeaway from that place again.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post or 30% of Trident's renewal cost
but it's ok because we're already doing that for defs - no questions asked.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uuuuuh ...
... how exactly do you think that we could do something with this "instead of Brexit"?

The EU's argument is that we need to pay this money because we have already committed ourselves to squandering it on EU bullshit. We don't get to keep the money if we stay!
 (Mr T, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Physio from Thursdays session I made this!
had a change from the bars and used the zimmer frame to go for a short walk.
Felt a bit unsteady on it, though made good progress and was nice to get out of the physio room even if it was just into the corridor.
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry no one else has replied to this yet.
I'm sure everyone is pleased that you are walking about and that though. It's just been a busy day for good links, that's all. Any other day and this would have got replies. Gaurenteed.

The video shows you making good physical recovery and hopefully the fact that you are posting to a purile comedy website means your mental health is on the right track too. Judging by the audio, it sounds like your wife is sticking with you, so that must help. I just hope for both of your sakes that you can still achieve and maintain an errection. Good luck and keep your pecker up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's alright Pixie dick you don't need to appologise
Although it is interesting that you feel the need to express your self like that. As far as erections go I doubt that they will ever on the same scale as yours although you do have me at a disadvantage seeing as I only have a normal one whereas what with you being a complete knob I can't compete with you on size.
Oh well back to the Monday routine and just remember kido your very special. 😃
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there any pain associated with the stump?
Or are you still off your tits on pain killers?

Real happy that your making progress towards you bionics! and as above, we might not answer every post but we are watching :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post have some of my respect for being back on your feet
*tips hat*
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be Robocopping it in no time

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 24 Jul 2017, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do that for a dollar

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work FBK!
The clkkkk-clunk-creak of the zimmer and leg brace would make good audio for a horror film. Might have to be set in a bungalow for the time being.

Yay for physios!
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This is a link post Text adventure: The Bony King of Nowhere I made this!
Now ported to Glux, Z-Machine and offline browser version. Text adventure in the classic parser style, with puns galore.




(Original Quest version: textadventures.co.uk/games/view/z2yqtt1as0qxprpe1f5xag/the-bony-king-of-nowhere)

Many thanks to Richard Headkid for the porting.
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Headkid now theres a name that could lead to trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a link post When you're running along, press down on the d-pad.
Golden wheel spider
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Super sonic?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post if that spider lost a leg would that be the same as having a puncture?
and stopping it from rolling so fast
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's its Moroccan cousin:
youtu.be/brh8Fv7Lw9M
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes the moroccan stoner
a very laid back and non agresive type of spider
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's just how it rolls

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Interesting article on how British cartoonists depict the Irish
Ron's zeal
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This is a link post Dunkirk Part Deux: Hard Brexit
Trailer
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Up before dawn and driving when this came on -Have some fuckin' Neil
Don't feel like Satan but I am to them...
Edit: Hmm thought that was the orignal video (internet probs0. That's a bit 'Nathan Barley is tapping with a drumstick on a piece of shrapnel from Iraq so he can sample it'
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Westworld Season 2 Trailer
Seems to be some kind of Trailergeddon at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got about four or five episodes in and gave up as I found it a bit slow

The hooker took the bullet out of herself to realise she wasn't crazy.

Is it worth sticking with then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'd say try and finish it.
I really liked it, and there is some serious character development still to come.

I'm also just totally in love with the metaphor of the piano playing itself. Fucking genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did like instantly recognizing their rendition of Black Hole Sun

There was another great cover song during a fight scene too. Only really stopped as my Mrs for bored of it. Might carry on soon, although I'm working through Rick and Morty, and Always Sunny, and the new GoT. Not enough hours in the day :o(
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a so-so cover of Paint It, Black. That was probably it.
Soundtrack-wise, my favourite was the cover of Motion Picture Soundtrack. Beautifully matched the sadness mixed with awe of meeting one's creator and finding them lacking.

I'd finish watching it if I were you; there weren't that many episodes in the series. It's a little pompous at times, and all that mystery made them need to do a clumsy info dump at the end but the show does give you a lot of food for thought, which is something you don't often see in contemporary sci-fi.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reckon we need a bit more slow drama
Things that need a bit of thought between episodes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 13:34, , Reply)
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I think everyone's been holding trailers back for Comic-Con.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the retro electro soundtrack and type face?
Other than that, look like more fun stuff requiring no brain commitment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:15, , Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/1450232
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This is a normal post Preach, Brother!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because 80s nostalgia has been in vogue for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Terry Crews at 1:35.
But yeah, this one looks fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:27, , Reply)
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Aku is that you?
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a link post HiDom

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was harmless.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice tank size but needs more fish and external filtration
those internal boxes ruin the look of a tank.

if you have never had an aqaurium before, you dont know how much these things make you relax, yes they can be on the exspensive side to get going if you decide on a new tank.
However a soething like a fluval vincenza with external filtration and cabinate can be had on the bay for not a lot and usualy come with extras.

bow front tanks have a bigger impact on the look rather than the regular rectangle shape.
Food and water treatments can be exspensive to buy but last for a long time and as for heating the water i didnt notice any uplift in my electric bills with a 240 liter tank.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Lots of new/old NASA vids uploaded
500 archive films uploaded to YouTube. Woohoo!(if you like this sort of thing)
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Stranger Things 2

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Also yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *refuses to watch for spoilers*

Also woo and yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Summed up: something wicked this way comes.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked Stranger Things before it got popular.
And now I don't.

There's an irritating trend at the moment where kids born in the 90's/early 2000's seem to be obsessed with 80's pop culture references as if they're channeling some past-life 40 something.
Culturally, I loved the 80's. Even the really, really shit music, television and film had a certain charm about it. What I don't love is 20-somethings reminiscing on Cuntbook about how 'legit' Stranger Things is or how nostalgic it makes them feel, regardless of the fact that they weren't even alive in that decade.

I know that I shouldn't allow my hatred for these idiot children to dampen my enjoyment of what is an undoubtedly excellent television series. But it does, because I'm a grumpy cunt.

And personally, I think Mr. Robot did a far superior job with it's 80's pop culture references. It's also a much better television series, and mercifully under the radar for now.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't let the youth of today get you down

Know that you will always be morally and intellectually superior, and when you get older, you can get your own back on their lust for life by knifing their footballs when they come into your garden, and have them clean you up after you've soiled yourself in the old people's home.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm hoping we'll have wiped ourselves out by then. But I'll take that as a consolation prize.
And what the fuck is with these scooters? And BMX bikes without brakes?!

Tits...
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not my fault that the intro music does such weird things to my genitals.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RcPZdihrp4
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoy listening to Colin Young's mix of 70s funk and disco.
But I should probably stop, since I'm not old enough to remember it properly the first time round, therefore am only capable of appreciating it in a really superficial, context-free kind of way.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing wrong with enjoying music/film from an era you weren't around for.
The problem is with identifying with it like you were there the first time and getting all nostalgic about shit you never experienced first hand. Nobody that had to put up with cassette tapes actually wants cassette tapes back. They were shit.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ones who define popular culture for kids now grew up in the 80s.
If they will keep banging on about how great that decade was, how nothing of note has been invented since, and remaking and rebooting cartoon and toy franchises over and over, hardly surprising that the Young Uns start to buy into it all.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post But for the true 80s experience, perhaps all these dullards should stop using social media altogether, since IT DIDN'T FUCKING EXIST BACK THEN

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You obviously weren't part of the cool group then..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GEnie
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This is a link post So /links With him out of Likin Park dead. Who's NEXT on your Nu-Metal deadpool?
I'd put a fiver on
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 4:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone wishing harm on The LOVELY Amy gets a 3:00AM visit from the (^(^;;^)^)TEAM SPIDERS GESTAPO of course.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 4:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do not know this band

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll go with Johnathan Davis

A lot of deaths on the nu metal scene already however. Drowning Pool, American Head Charge, Snot, etc. Probably loads I'm not aware of too. It would be great if the deadpool would take those more-deserving - case in point: Bono.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Barrymore was the lead singer in one of those

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post On a similar note.
Neil Buchanan is a guitarist in a metal band
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Metal" might be stretching the imagination a little.

:o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, and he's still big on recycling.
That's what he made out of Devo's Girl U Want intro.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Jul 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd put my money on
this charming gentleman
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fred Durst please.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:24, , Reply)

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