New b3ta game, idiot, slave or self-promoter
A little from column A & C in this case. Oh, it's just C...Gake and Fay
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A little from column A & C in this case. Oh, it's just C...Gake and Fay
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:42, Share, Reply)
There need to be a few rules about this sort of thing...
1) You've gotta do it to your balls or ovaries first.
2) If you've already had children, they get executed.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:18, Share, Reply)
1) You've gotta do it to your balls or ovaries first.
2) If you've already had children, they get executed.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:18, Share, Reply)
Wanker.
Stupid prick for doing it in the first place. Utter Thundercunt for uploading it as a "stovetop challenge" to encourage others to do it.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:20, Share, Reply)
Stupid prick for doing it in the first place. Utter Thundercunt for uploading it as a "stovetop challenge" to encourage others to do it.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:20, Share, Reply)
apart from the crappy script
and the dubious choice of poster paint, i thought they did an ok job for amateurs
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:38, Share, Reply)
and the dubious choice of poster paint, i thought they did an ok job for amateurs
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:38, Share, Reply)
Hold a steel spoon in your hand and give it a go.
Just be sure to film it.
( , Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:17, Share, Reply)
Just be sure to film it.
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donald trump's hair
is amazing. watch as he goes p the steps
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:51, Share, Reply)
is amazing. watch as he goes p the steps
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Like that bit with the Nazi's hair from Last Crusade, but not stop-frame.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:37, Share, Reply)
Hes no hot fluffy puppet but he clearly wants to be
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfQWm2Hq2xM
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:21, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfQWm2Hq2xM
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:21, Share, Reply)
Wasn't this one of the portents of end of days?
So who's going to edit in a small face on the bald patch?
( , Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:19, Share, Reply)
So who's going to edit in a small face on the bald patch?
( , Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:19, Share, Reply)
I was asked to take a look at this...
...I wasn't disappointed
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:56, Share, Reply)
...I wasn't disappointed
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"Father, after the war what will humanity look like?", "Open Google son, type in..."
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:26, Share, Reply)
Live Views of Starman
"SpaceX Started streaming 14 minutes ago"
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:55, Share, Reply)
"SpaceX Started streaming 14 minutes ago"
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:55, Share, Reply)
Very cool
I was hoping to see the landings live but not found a stream for it - anyone got a link?
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:12, Share, Reply)
I was hoping to see the landings live but not found a stream for it - anyone got a link?
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:12, Share, Reply)
courtesy of evil andy below:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c *skip to 30m ish for take off
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:15, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c *skip to 30m ish for take off
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:15, Share, Reply)
Cheers!
That's awesome - thanks! Last night the two lower feeds were from the same rocket but it's been updated to show both of them now. More fuel for the conspiracy theorists!
Edit: This video has the same view in both windows but I saw one earlier with two different feeds, each landing on different pads. Damned if I can find it now!
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 6:34, Share, Reply)
That's awesome - thanks! Last night the two lower feeds were from the same rocket but it's been updated to show both of them now. More fuel for the conspiracy theorists!
Edit: This video has the same view in both windows but I saw one earlier with two different feeds, each landing on different pads. Damned if I can find it now!
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I love the reactions to the live link earlier..
"Yeah, this is gonna be shit".
"It'll blow up."
"Boring!"
"Oh wait, this is actually properly cool."
"FUCKING HELL!! AMAZING!!!"
"I THINK I'VE JUST SOILED MYSELF! OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDD!!!"
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:16, Share, Reply)
I don't normally do tweets
But I'll make an exception for this
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/960992715579125760
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:24, Share, Reply)
But I'll make an exception for this
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/960992715579125760
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:24, Share, Reply)
wowowowow
Elon get's a pass.
sell as many stupid flame throwers as you like mate. this is the best thing that's happened in a long long time.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 23:34, Share, Reply)
Elon get's a pass.
sell as many stupid flame throwers as you like mate. this is the best thing that's happened in a long long time.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 23:34, Share, Reply)
meanwhile, in the uk, branson can't even get his trains to run on time as he is far too busy suing the nhs whilst dyson sucks big time brexit farmer cock
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 23:54, Share, Reply)
Interesting.
You complain about Branson suing the NHS yet seem to support the eu which wanted the TTIP making it possible for american firms to sue the NHS.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:54, Share, Reply)
You complain about Branson suing the NHS yet seem to support the eu which wanted the TTIP making it possible for american firms to sue the NHS.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:54, Share, Reply)
interesting.
you seem to be posting this comment on a puerile comedy digital arts community message board.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:00, Share, Reply)
you seem to be posting this comment on a puerile comedy digital arts community message board.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:00, Share, Reply)
Nah, just educating someone that the the NHS is safer away from the EU and TTIP.
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How the fuck did you manage to turn this into a rant about Brexit?
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:35, Share, Reply)
It says it's live
So why does it re-start at the same point every time the page is refreshed? I was surprised it still looked very close to earth.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 6:07, Share, Reply)
So why does it re-start at the same point every time the page is refreshed? I was surprised it still looked very close to earth.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 6:07, Share, Reply)
Why isn't the radio on?
In space no one can hear you stream :(
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:32, Share, Reply)
In space no one can hear you stream :(
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:32, Share, Reply)
is it a full size car with an engine and everything?
or a scale model shell?
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:59, Share, Reply)
or a scale model shell?
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:59, Share, Reply)
I suppose youre going to tell me that Mars isnt actually the size of a golfball next!
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yes thank goodness!
Otherwise there would be some kind of diabetes / obesity epidemic here on earth!
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:30, Share, Reply)
Otherwise there would be some kind of diabetes / obesity epidemic here on earth!
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:30, Share, Reply)
To celebrate the launch of the Falcon Heavy
Some appropriate Heavy Metal
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:08, Share, Reply)
Some appropriate Heavy Metal
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Ere Keef, has you seen the sell by date on these marshmallows?
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Noel Edmonds sets up a radio station specifically to troll Lloyds Bank
This world is insane.
Or I am now living in Armando Iannucci's mind.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:51, Share, Reply)
This world is insane.
Or I am now living in Armando Iannucci's mind.
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Sounds like he was quite close to driving to Dundee in bare feet at one point
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Dearie me Noel
If you've been the hairy face of some of the most popular tv shows for most of your life and you are still struggling for money, I think you are just not meant to have any.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:39, Share, Reply)
If you've been the hairy face of some of the most popular tv shows for most of your life and you are still struggling for money, I think you are just not meant to have any.
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:39, Share, Reply)
he was suing them for £300m at one point
He's clearly 100% mad
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:09, Share, Reply)
He's clearly 100% mad
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:09, Share, Reply)
i seem to remember him driving in bus lanes with a dummy in his car, pretending to be a taxi driver
poor noel. The world just isnt giving him what he truly deserves
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:22, Share, Reply)
poor noel. The world just isnt giving him what he truly deserves
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:22, Share, Reply)
classical music is shit, therefore watch this cocket explode in about an hour (3:05 EST), live stream of Falcon Heavy launch
or be amazedballs by technology
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 19:07, Share, Reply)
or be amazedballs by technology
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 19:07, Share, Reply)
It has been delayed
currently 20:44 is the time for everything to just explode
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 19:45, Share, Reply)
currently 20:44 is the time for everything to just explode
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 19:45, Share, Reply)
sadly, there seems to have been another delay and there are still cars and shit under the platform
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 20:18, Share, Reply)
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Wondering why you didn't link to the official SpaceX Stream
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 20:40, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 20:40, Share, Reply)
Also just about the coolest thing I've ever seen on the internet
That synchronised landing was fucking outstanding.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:19, Share, Reply)
That synchronised landing was fucking outstanding.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:19, Share, Reply)
Bugger - I missed the landings!
Cheers all for the updates on launch times though - I was watching telly and just remembered in time to see the launch with 30 seconds to spare.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:16, Share, Reply)
Cheers all for the updates on launch times though - I was watching telly and just remembered in time to see the launch with 30 seconds to spare.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 22:16, Share, Reply)
Katie Hopkins' passport confiscated, allegedly.
I do hope this is true. She's already had quite the year: Refused appeal against the Jack Munroe decision, forced to sell family home, dislocated shoulder, collapsed after ketamine for shoulder.
.....with any luck, the cunt'll be dead before Easter.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 18:55, Share, Reply)
I do hope this is true. She's already had quite the year: Refused appeal against the Jack Munroe decision, forced to sell family home, dislocated shoulder, collapsed after ketamine for shoulder.
.....with any luck, the cunt'll be dead before Easter.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 18:55, Share, Reply)
Like bicycles? Like guitars? Like Americana? You'll love this.
How the pedal steel guitar works.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 18:29, Share, Reply)
How the pedal steel guitar works.
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My favourite pedal steel solo in this track
Although technically it's a Guitsteel solo!
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 4:09, Share, Reply)
Although technically it's a Guitsteel solo!
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 4:09, Share, Reply)
I moved to Nashville a year ago and have really come to love this instrument and seek out chances to play with pedal steel players.
I honestly think all I knew of it before coming here was some pop country stuff and that Luke Vibert album with BJ Cole...
This video breaks it down so well!
( , Wed 7 Feb 2018, 23:27, Share, Reply)
I had no idea the pedal steel's pedals affected the notes. I though it was just a volume pedal to reduce attack.
( , Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:51, Share, Reply)
I have a silent preferrence to a variation with Anne-Sophie Mutter but this is also pretty
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I just cant connect with this piece of music, it's so monosyllabic, and imho Hahn does nothing to help that.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 18:28, Share, Reply)
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CDC in a field - 4/10.
Lacks pubes, shaft too thin.
(2nd pic)
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:25, Share, Reply)
Lacks pubes, shaft too thin.
(2nd pic)
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:25, Share, Reply)
I'm still pissed off they pulled the plug on their LMP1 car.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:53, Share, Reply)
I do hope an unqualified majority of union membership had voted for that strike.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:53, Share, Reply)
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driving a jumbo into it is one way to disperse a picket line, certainly.
fucking scabs
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:58, Share, Reply)
fucking scabs
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:58, Share, Reply)
"fucking scabs" indeed. A kinder, gentler voice of socialism speaks.
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Liking this more realistic entry to the Mario franchise, Nintendo need to work on the spatial settings though.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:52, Share, Reply)
Isn't this the same guy who covered himself in fire-crackers, with a similar outcome? Poor guy is just needing a hug
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:54, Share, Reply)
You only have to look at the set-up to know that was going to go bad
You know, if you're not an overweight, needy, thick arsehole anyway
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:29, Share, Reply)
You know, if you're not an overweight, needy, thick arsehole anyway
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:29, Share, Reply)
Falcon Heavy launch scheduled for 6:30 pm tonight
The largest rocket launched for many a year. If it works, it'll be spectacular. If it doesn't (and there's a pretty high chance of that) there'll be an almighty explosion. Either way it's got to be worth a watch...
Edit: The launch attempt has slipped to 19:50 because of upper level winds.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:06, Share, Reply)
The largest rocket launched for many a year. If it works, it'll be spectacular. If it doesn't (and there's a pretty high chance of that) there'll be an almighty explosion. Either way it's got to be worth a watch...
Edit: The launch attempt has slipped to 19:50 because of upper level winds.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:06, Share, Reply)
I love the fact that Elon Musk even makes reference to their being a chance of it "exploding into millions of tiny pieces" on launch.
I hope that he doesn't do the safety announcements when he starts doing commercial flights......
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:09, Share, Reply)
This is where we are going wrong.
The martians have done nothing for us and yet we are giving them a car! Next they'll be moaning that the colour offends their martian faith so we'll have to send another. Then they'll want free healthcare and houses. And who is going to pay for that? Elon Musk? Not a chance. It'll be us tax payers. Bloody liberal multi billionaires pandering to the whims of 3 legged, green spongers.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:13, Share, Reply)
The martians have done nothing for us and yet we are giving them a car! Next they'll be moaning that the colour offends their martian faith so we'll have to send another. Then they'll want free healthcare and houses. And who is going to pay for that? Elon Musk? Not a chance. It'll be us tax payers. Bloody liberal multi billionaires pandering to the whims of 3 legged, green spongers.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:13, Share, Reply)
I think there'll be enough flames around without you trying to burn the place down.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:24, Share, Reply)
Just popped in to see if this was here
now I know it is, I will go back to watching the countdown.
EDIT : Seems it has been delayed, so 20:44 UK time.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 17:49, Share, Reply)
now I know it is, I will go back to watching the countdown.
EDIT : Seems it has been delayed, so 20:44 UK time.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 17:49, Share, Reply)
So, farewell then, John Mahoney
He was from Manchester, you know
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:44, Share, Reply)
He was from Manchester, you know
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:44, Share, Reply)
Manchester?
I'm pretty sure he was from Blackpool (Bispham to be precise).
Though being a Northerner it must have killed him inside to listen to Jane Leeves doing her godawful "Manchester" accent in Frasier. It's like listening to nails on a blackboard for a Mancunian like me.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:07, Share, Reply)
I'm pretty sure he was from Blackpool (Bispham to be precise).
Though being a Northerner it must have killed him inside to listen to Jane Leeves doing her godawful "Manchester" accent in Frasier. It's like listening to nails on a blackboard for a Mancunian like me.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:07, Share, Reply)
Well, now you know how everyone else feels
Listening to actual Mancs.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:18, Share, Reply)
Listening to actual Mancs.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:18, Share, Reply)
that guy right at the end was in Alien Ressurection!
edit: resurrection
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:10, Share, Reply)
edit: resurrection
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:10, Share, Reply)
"Once again, this is rumour control. Here are the facts".
"At 0800 hours, prisoner Sidney, through carelessness on his part, was found with two thousand perforations..."
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:23, Share, Reply)
"At 0800 hours, prisoner Sidney, through carelessness on his part, was found with two thousand perforations..."
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:23, Share, Reply)
I loved Frasier, even more than Cheers
And I love this cartoon
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:52, Share, Reply)
And I love this cartoon
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:52, Share, Reply)
Tough call
At their best, they were both incredible. The one with Niles and Daphne at the dance was perfection.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:10, Share, Reply)
At their best, they were both incredible. The one with Niles and Daphne at the dance was perfection.
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:10, Share, Reply)
Cheers was quality: witty, juvenile and set in a bar
But Frasier had so much depth for what was really just us laughing at a snob. The Niles ironing silent sketch was perfect. Anyone looking to produce UK comedy should watch the box set. That us how you do it, with class.
RIP John Mahoney
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:16, Share, Reply)
But Frasier had so much depth for what was really just us laughing at a snob. The Niles ironing silent sketch was perfect. Anyone looking to produce UK comedy should watch the box set. That us how you do it, with class.
RIP John Mahoney
( , Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:16, Share, Reply)
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